Mrs Meldrum #70 The Selldrums new cash cow is Bertie the F1 cockapoo.

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Imagine if Bertie does both!!!šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢
How is she gonna cope when he barks at the ants and butterflyā€™s when they fart! Which all my brothers dogs do and so does my mums jackyorkie!
I had a dog that would find the runniest ,stinkiest poo to roll in , or a dead creature the smellier the better , my goodness she tested my patience !! she never stopped this behaviour despite doing everything possible šŸ˜±
 
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I hope thereā€™s a local puppy preschool that specialises In giving commands straight to the phone camera, so she can communicate with her fur son the same she communicates with poor Poppy.
 
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Does anyone know how much an ā€˜F1ā€™ šŸ™„ cockapoo puppy costs? Iā€™m really struggling to believe she paid hundreds of pounds for him, sheā€™s just too tight! I suspect sheā€™s been lent or given the dog and at short notice too.
 
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she already admitted someone else had this dog for 2 weeks before her. i wonder why the first family gave up?
 
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Her Mumā€™s an enabler. Explains a lot....

Quite embarrassing for Karen though, talking like itā€™s the norm to take a newly homed puppy that age to a coffee shop šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø to get it used to the big bad world. Yeah Karen. Thatā€™s the way to do it....
 
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Does anyone know how much an ā€˜F1ā€™ šŸ™„ cockapoo puppy costs? Iā€™m really struggling to believe she paid hundreds of pounds for him, sheā€™s just too tight! I suspect sheā€™s been lent or given the dog and at short notice too.
Upwards of Ā£1500 from a reputable breeder
 
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Hmm when I come on here I always go to Google search Mrs meldrum then come onto tattle from the search results. For months the first thing on the list has been Mrs m racist scandal link to the suns story on it but today it's changed to her YouTube channel and the disaster cleaning video, the racist ones dropped right down the list šŸ¤”
You can pay to have search results changed I think. If sheā€™s done that now Iā€™m not sure why she left it so long other than a ā€˜New Year New Startā€™ mentality. Sheā€™s desperately clinging on to this with the dog now.

Upwards of Ā£1500 from a reputable breeder
Yeah, thereā€™s no way she paid that. No bleeping way. Fishy as hell.

Am I the only one who thinks this is lunacy??
she sounds like an absolute child!!

we rescued our staff x jack years ago so I know little about the first few weeks of owning a puppy but my god sheā€™s over stimulating it?? She seems like a kid wanting to DO ALL THE THINGS AND SHOW OFF HER PUPPY!

this is all too cringey

why wouldnā€™t she take the kids to meet the dog before they buy it? Take the kids to pets at home to buy the new addition some fun and practical things? This just seems all about her. Iā€™m not surprised tho
I do wonder if Lee hadnā€™t had the snip if this ā€˜letā€™s get a puppy for viewsā€™ would be a ā€˜letā€™s have another baby for viewsā€™ which Lee would have gone along with in the hopes it would be a boy so I guess we should be thankful!
 
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Bertie is making his debut in the viillaaaaage today quick everyone call Aberdeenshire Council and tell them to pop up some crowd barriers Iā€™m assuming Mrs M will be all Paris Hilton like carrying little Bertie M through the streets in her arms šŸ™„ duck off duck off duck off you absolute bellend and get yourself a bleeping life
She must be tagging on to Camilla whoā€™s officially opening the new pool/sports centre in Banchory todayšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚the novelty will soon wear off, cute puppy pics will turn into ordinary dog photos #adogisforlife #notjustforthe gram šŸ¶
 
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Brings her so much joy, like you weren't feeling joyess before!!! You need a puppy to make you feel like that!!!! Until you stomp your feet for the next big thing you want!!! You'll never be happy, your a jealous cow, always want what other people have! Grow up, live in the real world!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Does anyone know how much an ā€˜F1ā€™ šŸ™„ cockapoo puppy costs? Iā€™m really struggling to believe she paid hundreds of pounds for him, sheā€™s just too tight! I suspect sheā€™s been lent or given the dog and at short notice too.
I paid Ā£950 for mine 5 years ago hip test and dna tested too,anywhere from Ā£400-Ā£2000

Think itll have been sent back to the breeder for 1 of 2 normal reasons with cockapoos
1 it mounts and is more spaniel than poodle and causes allergies
2 more spaniel looking and not tradition cockapoo
 
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Karen Cannon...... sad old wifey. Rebecca is a 30 YEAR (YUUUR) OLD WOMAN. You donā€™t need to be sticking your oar in and fighting her battles you sad old boot.
 
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Can you just imagine that twit with that ridiculous high pitched voice screeching " come to daddy Bertie Boy.
 
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ā€œOpinionatedā€ Rebecca?

No. Iā€™ll think youā€™ll find the word is ā€œconcernedā€. Deeply. And we wonā€™t be the only ones.

And yes, I wholeheartedly agree with socialising him and getting him used to sounds / environment etc Karen, however, this can absolutely wait a few days until he is used to the sounds / environment of his home. Not in a sodding cafe just so his new owner can snap a few photos, take some footage and chuck it on the gram. Any RESPONSIBLE dog owner who has had a puppy would know this.

And you should be massively concerned the ā€œbreederā€ gotā€œconfusedā€ about his age. Massively.

And has he seriously got a f*cking jumper on?! Heā€™s a puppy. Not a bleeping accessory.
 
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Rebegger why didnā€™t you write ā€˜Dear Tattle at the beginning of this šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
Who buys a puppy but not a bed or even a blanket for it (thatā€™s Poppyā€™s Joolz pram blanket). Sheā€™s obviously waiting to be gifted absolutely everything šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬
 
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