Mrs Meldrum #64 Don’t be be fooled by this app that we got, I’m still Beggy from the ‘Loch

[Noimnotatroll]

She’s only happy when Lee is home because he’s a doormat and will allow her to shove all the parental/household duties onto him so she can gif about Banchory on her tod, having “Me” time, getting rammed, getting her nails done and all the other inane bullshit she spends her life doing.

I agree with this, I don’t necessarily think she’s so much happier when Lee’s home because she’s so madly in love with him, rather that he’s there to share (take over ) looking after the girls.
I can honestly say that my kids make me happy (99% of the time ), whether my hubby is home or away with work - is that not how it should be?!

 

[Bernie]

Lee posted that he’s home and buzzing to see the little ones ...........

You've got to be joking . The thought of seeing his ugly mug and hearing that voice for 3 weeks

 

[BettyCrocker]

Jesus. Lee looks wrecked.
Never noticed how much he’s loosing his hair.
Think he needs to give up with the dodgy 1990s comb over spikes and just embrace the widows peak.

 

[Oohthedrama]

She really seems to fancy him more now she’s relying on him for everything and he’s her key to the influencer world.

Those brand emails must spice up the bedroom like nothing has before.
I’m glad Lee is back, for the kids and for tattle
Feels like he only just left tbh.

 

[OliviaPope]

She must have the ADs piling up to post in his insta, probably the real reason she was so desperate to get him home. Only so many swipe ups she can do in a day for the same old products.

 

[Oohthedrama]

could you imagine the dirty talk in that bedroom tonight

“hit that like baby... oh yeah... press post PRESS IT... LEE PRESS IT!!!
Oh yes babeeeeee you belter...
Tap it Tap it, tap the Like babe...ADD THE SWIPE UP YES YES!!!!”

tit Poppy is awake

 

[BettyCrocker]

could you imagine the dirty talk in that bedroom tonight

“hit that like baby... oh yeah... press post PRESS IT... LEE PRESS IT!!!
Oh yes babeeeeee you belter...
Tap it Tap it, tap the Like babe...ADD THE SWIPE UP YES YES!!!!”

tit Poppy is awake

Ohhhhhh you like these leggings DONT YOU LEE? TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LIKE MY LEGGINGS!!!!!!

Oh aye babe, I love those leggings. Swipe up! Swipe up! Swipe uuuuuuppppppppppp!!!!!!

 

[Alightened]

What has she had done to her face?!!
Looks suspiciously like she’s had fillers - and not just in her mouth.
Look how pillowy and puffy her face is!!!!

It's all pillowy and puffy because she's full of hot air

 

[Bernie]

Ohhhhhh you like these leggings DONT YOU LEE? TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LIKE MY LEGGINGS!!!!!!

Oh aye babe, I love those leggings. Swipe up! Swipe up! Swipe uuuuuuppppppppppp!!!!!!

could you imagine the dirty talk in that bedroom tonight

“hit that like baby... oh yeah... press post PRESS IT... LEE PRESS IT!!!
Oh yes babeeeeee you belter...
Tap it Tap it, tap the Like babe...ADD THE SWIPE UP YES YES!!!!”

tit Poppy is awake

The thought of them actually make me want to projectile vomit

 

[Jeezo T]

So much for being quiet to spend time with the “main man”

 

[Ruby’s mum]

So Lee has just finished a night shift and come home after two weeks away and is straight into rearranging pretty much the entire upstairs layout of the house after doing the food shop. I know what my husband would have said!

 

[Redblueyellow8]

Lee's gone to do the food shop ... obviously read on here we suggested she went to the shop .. oh wait her going to the shop is too much obviously wasnt wanting all the much time with the main man .... to busy trying out new make up to show off to the ghosts of murder mansion she moaned last week she couldnt do it all by herself the moving of rooms but shes packed lee off and now doing it on her own ... actually probably sat on the sofa with a hot cup of tea

 

[Peggy Lee]

Just in case you thought you had seen the most smug , self obsessed, arrogant , I love myself because I am so gorgeous side of Rebecca she is today just making sure you all get it , she is amazing don’t you know pisses glitter a
blows candy floss out her flat arse , never thought even she could annoy me more than she a,ready has , but my word she has proved me wrong , has she won the lottery ? Been left some money in a will or has she finally been Gifted a holiday or Kitchen ? The only thing guaranteed to make her this happy is getting what she wants like the spoilt child we know she is , she is the dentist drill to my senses

 

[Noimnotatroll]

I know it’s been said before, but I find it so sh*tty when she (and other influencers!) affiliate link things without just saying where the product’s from, what it is, etc.
There might be a very small handful of people who would then go and buy it without allowing her to make any money from their purchase, but most wouldn’t bother (most of her followers seem to adore her and are happy she’s making money from them!) and would just purchase from the swipe up/without deleting their cookies!
She’d lose maybe a few pounds, but would be appear like a much nicer person/influencer! It might be worth her giving it a go....

 

[Hakes]

What a belter babe.

 

[Peggy Lee]

I agree with this, I don’t necessarily think she’s so much happier when Lee’s home because she’s so madly in love with him, rather that he’s there to share (take over ) looking after the girls.
I can honestly say that my kids make me happy (99% of the time ), whether my hubby is home or away with work - is that not how it should be?!

I bet
Poppy is happier to see dad ! he is a good childminder and odd job man he knows his place if he is very good she might let him play golf ... or even some hanky panky but he has to be a very good boy and bring wine

 

[bexgreen1983]

Poor Lee.... give me a day to at least rest! How long before the first ad gets posted. I'm guessing before the end of the day

 

[Eglo]

I feel S only gets attention when lee is home because Rebecca doesn’t care about her I get the sense lee does

 

[MrBull]

HUD YER HORSES, BASTARDS. She’s filming the furniture move. Cannae beat content like that.

 

[BettyCrocker]

HUD YER HORSES, BASTARDS. She’s filming the furniture move. Cannae beat content like that.

I, for one, CANNA WAIT FIR THIS SCINTILLATING CONTENT.

Sitting here with breath that is bated awaiting this earth shattering video.


duck off man. Moving bleeping furniture from one room to the other and putting it back as it was in the original room..... who the bleeping duck wants to watch that?!!