Oh yeh I’m so jealous.
I’m jealous I don’t have a massive mortgage round my neck, suffocating me on a daily basis.
I’m jealous I don’t parade my kids all over the internet, even when they don’t want to be - and even after I’ve been warned about the dangers and undesirables out there who love to watch this kind of stuff.
I’m jealous I don’t get free tickets to events instead of having the pride of treating my child to a day out that I have worked for and earned.
I’m jealous I don’t know how to split a salmon fillet 5 ways and have bee wasting my cash all this time actually buying one for each of us.
I’m jealous I don’t live in a house where someone was murdered.
I’m jealous that I don’t feel contempt for my child but instead feel like a piece of my heart is walking around independently the whole time, and the thought of them being unhappy makes me want to rip my own heart out.
I’m jealous that I don’t have a little weedy, Pat Sharpe lookalike husband with a chavvy as fuck Rangers tattoo down his leg and a smile Gromit would be proud of.
I’m jealous I don’t have the affiliate link to my cheap ass leggings so I could annoy my followers on Instagram or Facebook on the daily.
Anything else I’m missing?
We all know that by “trolls” she means the people using tattle. She’s got no balls though so she won’t actually just come out and say that. (People using tattle are not trolls Rebecca, please remember that!!!)
I never have, nor ever would, be envious of Rebecca Meldrum.
She hasn’t got anything in her life that I’d want.
she’s a complete joke.
If anything, I almost pity her. She’s got nothing real in her life at all. Everything is fake. Everything is orchestrated for social media.
the only real thing in her life is her kids and she’s absolutely destroying them on a daily basis. Her & Lee have literally sold them for money. Every single bit of thier childhoods has been monetised. They view them as nothing more than commodities - she shows nothing but contempt for them unless she’s playing up for the camera but even then you can see straight through her.
Those 3 girls are going to grow up with so much anger and resentment for them, it will destroy them as a family. The girls are being set up for so many problems- you can already see it in poor Safiyah. The poor girl has it written all
Rebecca- I’m not jealous of you, please grow up and stop trotting that silly line out.
I also don’t really understand why she equates people on tattle with people who are in some way sad/lonely or going through some awful time.
Nope. I’m not sad, nor lonely and I’m not going through any hardship. I have what you would call a bloody good life - don’t worry about me pet, I’m bloody brilliant.
never fucking learns.
it’s my version of social media and like the rest of you I am very content with my life. I love my children and partner more than anything and am so very happy with a simple life
Just think how jealous your friend's will be when they realise you've got some original Meldrum leaves collected by the wee belter boy himself. Times are hard, so we're asking £1 per leaf 
but suffice to say that his designs are bespoke, everything handmade and the design and quality is phenomenal. They have recently put a bespoke design into a local 'Adam' designed mansion house in Aberdeenshire and another unique much more contemporary design in a eco build in Perthshire for an architect friend of ours. This would have been their first blogger / influencer partnership as a way of using their annual advertising budget but they have decided instead to go for a charitable collaboration which will benefit many people and they feel that as they have a waiting list for their work (but still like to keep their name out there) that they much prefer a 'goodwill' project.
