??? To be honest - the vast majority of women's prisons are uncategorised and self improvement is strongly encouraged. Obvs Edgy would like us to be on death row but we would probably be in a nice open prison in the countryside. I quite fancy doing an open university degree paid for by the government. Don't know about you, but it would be more relaxing than being at home as unfortunately my selfish husband won't give up work to help me look after the children and make deke table slow cooker meals!If we all get locked up can we request to go to the same prison? We'll set up our own tattle prison instagram page. We can get Next and F&F in a bidding war to sponsor our boiler suits, we'll make the boob of not disclosing it and put it down to the stress.of dealing with prison life.