Haven't watched these jokers for ages but had a look at their latest lame effort..obviously haven't improved their camera skills for a start; neither of them can do a panning shot without going all blurry. Amateurs. And predictable parenting fail when Poppy drenches herself whilst her numbskull minders are gabbing about the clematis and filming themselves, such attentive parents.
But the ending got me; everything they said about Love Island could equally be applied to them. No diversity, check. Trash TV, check. All contestants seemed obsessed with being tanned, check and 'fit', check. Do they know the meaning of irony?
And her 'book' ...that she clearly didn't write herself even though there's very little 'writing' in it. What an absolute insult to her loyal supporters; throw a half-hearted cheap bit of useless tat at them just because you have to find a way to monetise whatever following you have.
It's all so grubby and shoddy.
The kids of course keep it somewhat alive (as kids do in all family vlogs) and without them they would sink like a stone, they're both so damn dull and ignorant. But you have to wonder how much gets edited out; I bet Safiyah wasn't happy about her father creeping up on her when she was dancing in her bedroom; it suddenly cut out at that point.
What a pathetic life, skulking around filming your children's private moments so you don't have to go to work. How do they justify it to themselves? Memories? Bollocks. Children deserve to develop in private, not have a public persona thrust on them before they're old enough to even know what the 'public' is. It's disturbing to think about the daily betrayal of trust that happens in these family vloggers households; the child thinks its interacting with its parent, not with a couple of thousand strangers who claim to 'love' it. It's revolting.
