Mrs Meldrum #128 How do you ask for a croissant for breakfast in Portugese?

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Her mother gets called Mimi, never in a million years would she be called Nanny so it would have to be his mum.
Her mum is a very young and trendy narrow footbedded lady of the manor, nanny or granny would be too common for her 🤭
Yet Mimi is SO, SUUUU classy. Sorry Karen, your council Estate is showing…perhaps time to have a root touch up…?
Your husband married you because you were a dumb blonde who would put up and shut up. Such class. 🤷‍♀️
 
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The sandals were gifted and she can aff link them so she'll always love them. 😂 She used to bleat about Majorcan sandals years ago.

Whispering on her balcony because she knows how ridiculous (and desperate) she looks. 😂

Those cancelling subscriptions, I hope you're carrying it through by telling the company why. Pointless otherwise. I had been considering them but sick of seeing adverts everywhere, who the hell wants to display razors of ever bloody colour as if they are a decorative item? Terrible advertising. 🙄
But using scummy mummy Beggy has decided it for me.
 
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The sandals were gifted and she can aff link them so she'll always love them. 😂 She used to bleat about Majorcan sandals years ago.

Whispering on her balcony because she knows how ridiculous (and desperate) she looks. 😂

Those cancelling subscriptions, I hope you're carrying it through by telling the company why. Pointless otherwise. I had been considering them but sick of seeing adverts everywhere, who the hell wants to display razors of ever bloody colour as if they are a decorative item? Terrible advertising. 🙄
But using scummy mummy Beggy has decided it for me.
Yes I have messaged them also to say why I’m unsubscribing x
 
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Don’t forget she saw HUNDREDS of dolphins, more dolphins than anyone else has EVER seen ;-)
God those poor dolphins. All those millions of sq miles of ocean and they have the misfortunate of surfacing in front of her miserable face and Pat the twit
 
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Lee’s mum moved to Spain for a bit. She wouldn’t live in Portugal now would she.
 
Estrid have already been on my banned list for a while, they use loads of shady, scummy instahuns
 
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I'd be surprised either of them have anything to shave as neither have hit puberty.
 
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Well that #ad made next to no sense. They use every desperate account with a certain amount of followers.
 
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Am I missing something, why would you need a razor to NOT shave?
Lee would know. That wee skitter has never grown anything other than ginger bum fluff in his life. Rebecca’s got more of a ‘tache than lee ever had!!!!!!
 
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I’m another who has messaged them, first time I’ve had to do that because of her.

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Also, I have it on good authority (a close family member who works at the gym) that she’s still going but I think it’s for the Jazzercise rather than the gym itself. She was overheard talking to Rami about how good the local newish Turkish restaurant is.
 
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Estrid have already been on my banned list for a while, they use loads of shady, scummy instahuns
Same. Them and wild or whatever that natural deodorant company is. Never using either, if I subscribe it just goes toward paying Becky her fee. No thanks.
 
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Any bloody company I see using these scummy lazy arsed Mummies are automatically off my list. I'm not working to spend money on a product given free to the likes of thick witches like Rebecca Meldrum preach their shallow allegiance to brands and post tit adverts. As soon as I see a Desanio print I vomit.
 
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