Mrs Meldrum #119 The thread that’s as dead as her “career”

[Scotblock]

Try and not get drunk and accuse your mates of
Being jealous of you and trying to ruin your “career” tonight Becky

She never quite gets it right does she?! The state of her hair for starters, the boots are horrendous on her and the patterned tights are like those from Debenhams when you were 13 and thought you were ‘cool’

Pointy toe Peter Pan hook boots are more circa 2010 hun.

 

[TheGreatestShowman]

Anthea Turner vibes circa 1990

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Anthea Turner vibes circa 1990

Without the doing stuff around the house in the day time

 

[Ohflogoff]

Anthea Turner vibes circa 1990

Absolutely effin nailed it

 

[black ripped skinnies]

She never quite gets it right does she?! The state of her hair for starters, the boots are horrendous on her and the patterned tights are like those from Debenhams when you were 13 and thought you were ‘cool’

What in the name of Pat's hole is that on her bloody head???
Many moons ago I thought she dressed quite well,but this has fully offended my eyes and put me off my jacket potato

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Absolutely effin nailed it

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This is just too good!!!!!!!!!

 

[skylark13]

The tights

 

[Twinks10]

The tights

I’ve just bought a pair of those tights today....





for my teenage daughter!!!

 

[skylark13]

I’m sure they’ll really suit your teenage daughter. On peroxide-soaked Ma Cannon the second teamed with an ill-fitting sparkly dressed, not so much!

I’ve just bought a pair of those tights today....





for my teenage daughter!!!

 

[Shell777]

Jeepers what a state to go out like that

no doubt she’ll be designated driver tho

id need a drink dressed like that

 

[Baz74]

I used to wear tights like that with my puffball skirt in the 80's

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Jeepers what a state to go out like that

no doubt she’ll be designated driver tho

id need a drink dressed like that

I was thinking that, there’s no way she’d pay for a taxi home especially not from Aberdeen. If she isn’t driving, I could honestly see her getting Lee to leave the girls and pick her up

 

[BettyCrockerr]

I was thinking that, there’s no way she’d pay for a taxi home especially not from Aberdeen. If she isn’t driving, I could honestly see her getting Lee to leave the girls and pick her up

She won’t be driving - she hardly drives anywhere. She will probably get her Dad to pick her up!

or Rami……

 

[Catwoman]

Home and in jammas. But I actually don't believe a word she says.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Home and in jammas. But I actually don't believe a word she says.

When you’re talking “mums on the loose” maybe a cuppa at the Raemoir Garden Centre counts as round 2

 

[Uddlemupped]

I was thinking that, there’s no way she’d pay for a taxi home especially not from Aberdeen. If she isn’t driving, I could honestly see her getting Lee to leave the girls and pick her up

That’s if she actually went into Aberdeen.. probably went to the local affordable pub

 

[LennyBriscoe]

That’s if she actually went into Aberdeen.. probably went to the local affordable pub

With her trundle wheel, just to make sure it hadn’t moved

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Home and in jammas. But I actually don't believe a word she says.

She’s home?! From her big night out with the mum chums?! At 7.30pm in the evening?!!!!

 

[Notenoughgin]

Tattle: Beggy should be wearing a leather skirt for nights out, rather than an ill fitting sparkly party dress
Beggy: *Reads tattle and still gets it’s horrifically wrong*
#definatelynotastyleinfluencer #90sarecalling #notinagoodway

 

[mickeycat]

Is there a more irritating phrase than 'mum chums'

I know a group of types quite similar to Beggy who call themselves The Gin Mummies