That is the worst/saddest thing I've seen for a while. Actually setting up the phone, telling the dog to jump up, then get back down, now cuddle me Lee so everyone can watch how in love we are, how much the creepy 3 way dog loves me, oh and they can all admire my teeny tiny xs bum while they're watching.
I'm feeling sorrier for Lee by the day - Lee stop letting her use you as a nanny/slave/childminder, get a flaming grip and sort your sad teenage relationship out now. My teenagers wouldn't put shit like this up on t'internet
Next thread title contender please