Mrs Hinch #99 She’s got 99 problems but anxiety isn’t one

[zeatrix83]

So true. Says she's just a normal girl living a normal life... I think not.. I have a 1 year old and my house is a mess!! So I can only tidy up once he's gone to bed. I work a full time job, commute into London, drop my baby at nursery and in between all of that I cook fresh food for us all and attempt to keep my house clean and tidy. Hers is a show house...not a realistic one. I don't think she should try and make herself relatable.....I think she's completely detached from reality or doesn't realise that most parents have full time jobs and don't have as much help as she does

on what planet is 2 adults staying home all day being sent thousands of pounds of free things while raking in money per story and grid post, owning 2 fancy cars and having an entire house built onto the side of their home a normal life? It isn’t, it isn’t even close and it’s an insult to people to even think your life is normal.

I am absolutely flabbergasted she has not mentioned Joe at all. No congratulations, no well dones. Nothing. It shows how self absorbed she is. If it wasn’t her Stacey she and bug boy wouldn’t have even been there.

It was me who mentioned the pristine iconic brushes, I should have called Hinch bingo on it. They were dirtied purely for the gram.

 

[Xstarx]

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Soph & Jamie joined at the hip, no ones allowed an opinion or else she'll flip!

 

[TheBlueDonkey]

Ah here she goes. The “anxiety” and neck grabbing is back! And what is she doing about it? Getting dressed and going OUT for a hot chocolate. When my anxiety attacks, I can barely move, barely breathe, and going out is the LAST thing I want to do. I go out on days it’s not bad - and I find that helps slightly minimise the days it is bad. If that makes sense.

 

[Cocobean]

I can confirm that not everyone in Essex has the same handwriting
Ffs it was looking good til near the end of that note then sophs writing appeared strong lol!

I wonder if there is a large hot choc and a coffee on the other side of that receipt!

 

[pjmac]

Imagine being so self obsessed that you colour in a book about your life?!

Why is she so info colouring anyway when she clearly hates colour?

I'm off on holiday tomorrow and I'm going to try and have a Hinch detox but I have serious Tattle FOMO

see how the fat boy slim needs double page even in the book hes a lard arse

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Did they buy a H glass from Tesco for Henry to have his Christmas prosecco in?

 

[NOMB]

The swimming teacher much cringe when she arrives. Whole Family day out. Not knowing If it’s piss or fake tan trailing in the water when she moves. Eye lashes floating in the pool. Worst nightmare

 

[Betty Bond]

Wtf!!! A wedding dress pic because you ain’t a celeb at the NTA’s tonight!!!! You Cupid stunt !!!

 

[DipsyDoodle]

So a random Hincher saw her and wrote a note. I'd love to know how the fuck they recognised you Soph, seeing as you look different in every single photo

 

[Maryanne]

After the whole Instagram account where the lady died (don’t know her name because I didn't follow her) I’ve decided life is too short to watch some stuck up cow shine her sink! She is the most ungrateful person and I just can’t be arsed with her fake stories. So fly high sofie rose I will no longer be watching your stories or giving you content! I will still be on tattle though to watch the shit show fall apart

 

[pjmac]

had best news ever today lol.. was having botox today birthday treat to myself and girls in the clinic and I was chatting in general and grinch came into conversation and you know what none of them like her we did have a good bitch about her

ps it's my birthday cause I'm so self obsessed please shower with me with birthday messages tell me how fab I am

joking obviously ppl

 

[Cocobean]

I’m sorry if this is offensive but she really is a basic bitch. Reposting her wearing a princess dress in her black and white wedding photos 10 times a year. Classic basic bitch wedding ring set. Pregnant straight after her wedding. Nothing in depth to say about her child apart from “He just melts me” “I’ve never known love like it”. Dominos with her “girls”. A music taste that alternates between mainstream power ballad love songs and RNB. Shit extensions. Botox. Fillers. Breast augmentation. A grey and mirrored new build house. Daddy’s girl. Mum’s best friend.

Don't sit on the fence there will ya! I thought that was really subtle

 

[Sw_isacult]

Does Jamie not work? I know he reps for JD in his wife beater vests and clothing but he always seems to be home

So for everyone who suffers from anxiety, myself included. All we need to do is head out and drink hot chocolate! What an absolute bell end!

So all the therapy and medication and suicide attemps could have been avoided with hot chocolate. She really is a disgusting person isn't she.

 

[Stiieeph]

Off topic kind of,
Looks like you rattled someone
First post, I normally just lurk & follow silently agreeing with everything you all say but I just wanted to share x

 

[Orange Creme]

Blimey sophie is on here more than me at the moment! I'll have to start checking her stories to find out what's being said on tattle

 

[fluffnstuff]

I know regarding development is pretty much frowned upon and Ive avoided mentioning it but......

My son is 8 and diagnosed at 7 with ASD and sensory processing disorder, this was a long battle! For 4 years I kept being told he was ‘The naughty kid’ by teachers, senco etc. I think what made them question if he needed a referral was the fact he hit his milestones pretty well, crawling by 6months, walking by 9, speech was always amazing he never baby talked, you could have a clear conversation with pretty well! It was just his meltdowns, anger issues and not being able to socialise with other kids then as he got older hurting others, climbing the school fence (at 6) walking out of classes, trashing classes, harming himself.

If he was how Ronnie was at his age I honestly think that would have helped with getting him seen sooner. Im not saying Im some expert and Ronnie is delayed but he just doesn't seem very ‘there’ Yes she does keep him in a lot of the time but I really don't think that would make much impact he should still be developing and showing a personality whether he is out at baby groups or not. My sisters boy was very much like Ronnie and he was diagnosed at 5 with ASD, I know thats young but he wasn't talking at all and would just make a constant noise.

I'm sorry, but are you professionally qualified on any level to make this assumption? I really think its a shame people feel it is actually ok to bring assumptions into play about someone else's baby/family. To say you think a baby is not 'very there' is bizarre, rude and cruel. How do you actually know? You the baby for a few minutes a day on her stories so your assumptions are bullshit. I'm not even slightly sorry for my comment here. This site is meant to be for debate, highlighting issues from celebs, influencers etc but recently its all about digging out someone's past which is great gossip for some but really lowers this site to idle chit chat and gossip instead of facts. Stay over there casting your judgement on a baby and get a grip before casting aspersions . If I get blocked for this so be it but, it is my opinion on a person calling a baby 'not all there' and if it was my child being talked about like that, Id be inconsolable and livid. Shame on any mother who would say any child isn't all there or any person in fact. Every child is different and its nobody elses business except the parents and their family and as an SEN parent as you say, you ought to be ashamed speaking like this as you should know getting that diagnosis turns your world upside down so why are you ok talking like this?

 

[Reena01]

Just wanted to hop on and say it annoys me how easy she finds motherhood when she has her mum and husband there all day or whenever she needs it. Makes me feel shit at times as I can’t get anything done most of the time as busy with my baby. She could of related to people by saying how she gets less time to clean or how hard motherhood can be instead it’s all bloody swipe ups and over priced books. I wonder if she realises how many of us new mums she makes feel like shit but since someone pointed out she always has her husband being off camera it’s made me realise she really is never alone and always has someone on hand I wish I had that. My husband works long hours and although I could ring my mum I don’t feel it’s fair expecting her to do so much even if she wanted to

sorry just needed the moan about it after a tough day.

So true. Says she's just a normal girl living a normal life... I think not.. I have a 1 year old and my house is a mess!! So I can only tidy up once he's gone to bed. I work a full time job, commute into London, drop my baby at nursery and in between all of that I cook fresh food for us all and attempt to keep my house clean and tidy. Hers is a show house...not a realistic one. I don't think she should try and make herself relatable.....I think she's completely detached from reality or doesn't realise that most parents have full time jobs and don't have as much help as she does

 

[Marie Antoinette]

just wanted to say thank you to everyone, having a bit of a melt down earlier with my problems etc but coming on here makes me realise I’m not alone in how I’m feeling .. so thank you

 

[L00kform3]

So she’s telling me she spent all night in bed thinking about a fucking organiser which she DEFINITELY DOES NOT NEED.
I’ll tell you what I go to bed thinking about..
What’s for tea tomorrow? And what about the next day? And the next day?
I wonder how many times my baby will wake me up in the night?
How will I function on little sleep and my husband at work ALLLLLLLLL day?
That washings been in that bag for 3 days now, will tomorrow be the day I actually wash it?
Where will I get that £500 I need to fix the windscreen on the car so it passes it’s MOT?
Then because I genuinely DO suffer with anxiety my brain throws in a couple ‘what ifs’ you know the ones.. it’ll never happen but your brain thinks it definitely will. For example ‘What if we went to the sea and the tide took away my baby?’ Or more recently ‘Imagine if you took the car to get crushed and left the baby in his car seat and you couldn’t stop the machine in time’
She makes a joke out of people with anxiety, an absolute joke. I couldn’t leave my house close to two years when I had it bad (I don’t want anybody to feel sorry for me I’m doing great now) I had to give up my job because I couldn’t walk through the building doors. I now can’t sit in a cafe on my own because the last time I did I had to hold back a panic attack. I struggle to pay for things myself, I can’t call people up on the phone (or I do but it takes me over an hour to build up the courage).
So forgive me Sophie for calling absolute bollocks on your apparent anxiety.
This is legit just me ranting, I haven’t posted in a few days and I just saw that organiser story and thought what a sad sad way to live. She’s a mother to a gorgeous baby. For god sake take him to the seaside, take him to a sensory class, take him to soft play, the zoo, or even just shopping. Nah, you’re right probs best you throw him in that jumperoo again (which I suspect he’s now actually getting too heavy for as there’s a weight limit of about 25lbs). It’s okay though guyzzzzzz she tells Instagram that she loves him every day so I guess it must be true, right? Argh rant over and breatheeeeee.

 

[ScaryDinosaur]

So she's basically admitting that her goal is to become famous. What a sad twat.
It really annoys me how easy it is to become famous these days. I'm a huge Queen fan and they had to work really bloody hard to become as big as they are now, even after freddie mercury's death they are still touring. Not just them but a lot of other singers/bands out there. All the actors/actresses who had to go through drama school and crappy auditions just to get where they are today. Then you get this dick who just filmed herself cleaning her own bog nearly everyday, sprayed zoflora and lenor about like it's an air freshener and rinsed people out of every penny she could get her grubby little hands on. So inspirational you know what soph, I actually hope you do become the celeb you so desperately want to be because right now you're not famous enough for the media to give two shits about all the dodgy things you get up to, but once you're famous enough then the truth will all come out, you've ruined it for yourself all you had to do was just carry on with the "little old me" act but you just couldn't help yourself, you had to bully people, set your army on people, you just have to have the last say. There's just too much drama surrounding you now.

Sorry for the rant but I've had a bottle (or two ) of wine and I'm sick of this shit show