I know it was only a little zoflora, but is it not very flamable and lighting a lighter so bloody close cant possibly be safe. Even if it was just the fumes.
Shes something else.
Shes something else.
Don’t forget he had an £8 crappy green watering can from ebay wafted in his face yesterday which he ignored so she started trying to entice handsomes with it who promptly fucked offI know she likes grey, monochrome etc but can this baby have some colour in his life?! Apart from the odd coloured rattle thrown in his face it's all so bland
Didn’t she say to dear Chris Evans she’s forgotten what sleep is smug snide liar!!!!Here she goes again, going on about how well behaved her baby is and how he sleeps perfectly every night. Am I the only one who thinks it’s like an unwritten rule that you don’t brag about your baby sleeping well? I dunno, I just know it makes mums with fussy babies feel tit and like they’re doing something wrong.
Probably best for him if he is. Imagine being a baby and having to listen to that squealing moron every day of your little life?Ronnie's facial expressions are priceless he sits there like a little Buddah practically side eyeing the camera as she manically goes high pitched trying to make everything exciting for him I can imagine he's going to be a very none plused quiet little lad who just zones her out .
They’ll be going straight up the loft like everything else.I hope the bunny and blanket are going straight to a baby bank or similar.
For once they're not personalised.
she’s secretly doing TOMMShe gave herself half an hour to clean the bedroom. Could have been done in 15 if she wasn’t filming it
My first was horrendous, like 10 times a night for over a year horrendous.Here she goes again, going on about how well behaved her baby is and how he sleeps perfectly every night. Am I the only one who thinks it’s like an unwritten rule that you don’t brag about your baby sleeping well? I dunno, I just know it makes mums with fussy babies feel tit and like they’re doing something wrong.
Oh god don’t give her ideas. However I think you are rightMaybe she’s prepping for a Hinch app Gemmas is Number 4 in the lifestyle section for iPhone and I remember when it came out first it went to number one. £4.99 to download it too.
10 times feels like a good night in our house! Nah I’m kidding. I really don’t mind usually people mentioning it in passing but I feel like almost every other morning she’s telling us how she feels like a new woman because her baby is the most perfect sleeping angel. All whilst my 8 month old woke every 30 minutes screaming for seemingly no reason.My first was horrendous, like 10 times a night for over a year horrendous.
I had no issue with someone saying they had a good sleeper, except for when they telle every single day.
When you tell me every day you do make me feel tit
But all luck of the draw, my 2 month old has always been a "good" sleeper and the complete opposite to my first
I think just don't get too smug if your first is easy as it will bite you on the ass with your second
That apostrophe has brought me out in hivesI have been browsing Tattle for ages, but I literally just joined because of that apostrophe!
I needed to vent! If only the cards were *gifted, maybe someone would've proof read them first
It’s not hard for her though is it? She clearly has more help around her than many of us do. I have been a parent for almost 5 years now and can count on one hand the number of breaks I’ve had. She has her husband with her all the time, and when it’s not him it’s her mum, sometimes both.10 times feels like a good night in our house! Nah I’m kidding. I really don’t mind usually people mentioning it in passing but I feel like almost every other morning she’s telling us how she feels like a new woman because her baby is the most perfect sleeping angel. All whilst my 8 month old woke every 30 minutes screaming for seemingly no reason.
My biggest gripe with her is that being a mum is HARD like we all know it is, and I so desperately wish she would show that side a little. Especially with how big her following is, I would like her a whole lot more.
Why is she so obsessed with the smell of everything? She always says she loooves the smell of whatever tit she's being paid to promote when she's actually a tit advertiser, all she has is "it smells amazing and I love it". Have a bit of imagination Soph hun, once in a while chuck in "this works really well" or "it's great for Jamie's arse crack" or whatever. Sick of hearing/seeing "it smells amazing". In fact, I'd bet her house smells bleeping awful, between the hundreds of chemicals everywhere, the plug in, the wax melts, it'd give me a bloody migraine having to smell all that at onceView attachment 63249
“To be able to work with these guys is amazing”
Actually...
“To be paid by P&G’s marketing department to advertise this product to you is amazing”