Mrs Hinch #696

[Wize Owl]

Who is coming dressed as Janine?

BTEC Brad the Cad of course
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And Laurence Llewellyn Bowen as well, massive fan of Soph's

We MUST invite Janet Street Porter as well, she’s a massive fan of Sopha as well

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Do we think we have enough seating for everyone or shall we kindly ask weepy Al to knock a few wooden benches up for us in his workshop

 

[shillyhillyb]

I’ll order the desenio prints for after mainly of my massive face and my name on in case we all forget …

 

[The Green Triangle]

Shall I make up party bags for us containing tat gifts from Amazzzzon ... although if I'm honest (by which I mean I am not) I won't remember what I've bought.

 

[Rach8456]

I’ll get my cat to throw up in the dishwasher, duck a load of veg into it with 45 stock cubes and switch it on. Should have a lovely casserole ready by the time I’m leaving for the party. I’ll stick a few dumplings in for the last five mins so we can have those raw on top. Yum!

I’ll also bring my Marquee and 3 friends who happen to have done work round my house. Oh and 2 canoes for my feet. Atv!x

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Maybe Georgia could be our MUA? Making sure we look our best filtered selves!

 

[Wize Owl]

I’m going to sit with Brad Pitt, hope you Nusties don’t mind…. Oh wait, I’m too anxious, my tummy is shivering and I need to run away as my bra has fallen down Sopha style on “This Morning” due to me padding it out with a couple of Teschoooo Finesssst salad tomatoes… to impress Brad

 

[Hun_tea22]

Do we think we have enough seating for everyone or shall we kindly ask weepy Al to knock a few wooden benches up for us in his workshop

In that case I’ll bring the tweezers for extracting the splinters at 9pm the end of the night

 

[HenryHenchcliffe]

Anyone know where the entrance is and where we will all hang our coats? I'm sooooo anxious guyzzzsch

 

[Wize Owl]

I’ll bring the centre piece. I plan to recreate the monstrosity that she baked for Fiddle. Cauliflower and tissue paper at the ready.
Don’t worry nusties I’ll wheel it in on Polly

But I’ve already made one…. never mind there can never be too many tend cauliflower monstrosities at a party

Any excuse to share the pic again

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

I may try fiddles recipe of Toad in the Hole using Soph’s fave Tescos finest sausages (even though she’s vegetarian) or maybe we could get Greggs to sponsor the party and we all get free sausage rolls and soup!

 

[Mum of two]

Shall I invite the 3 tutting grannies?

 

[Gln2810]

Maybe Georgia could be our MUA? Making sure we look our best filtered selves!

Hopefully she’s all kitted out with all the #gifted iconic makeup

 

[Wize Owl]

I’ll bring some red pens. We can all colour our hands to make out we are wearing gloves.

I’ve just done mine, I think I went a bit far doing my arms as well though and I used permanent ink Does anyone know any tend cleaners who would know how to get permanent red pen off skin…. no me neither

 

[SunshineRae]

Late to the party (excuse the pun) but I’ll bring the frozen chicken (not Pringle) cooked in a litre of cream and garlic powder. I’ll also bring a jar of turmeric so we can sprinkle some on everyone’s offerings.

 

[Wize Owl]

Shall I invite the 3 tutting grannies?

They’re already at the venue, sitting in a corner drinking a hot chocklitttt and tutting at everyone and everything, blessssh’their’arrrrts

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Anyone got a shark handheld to hoover up any staged crumbs?

 

[Erm…erm…erm…cos i love it]

It's OK just dance at home to the sound of your washing machine beeps.

Maybe the DJ could play that tune so I feel more at home and relaxed (excuse me Mr DJ can you play that banging Samsung tune, the washer 2022 remix) after a bit of N-Dubz of course

 

[Dexty2021]

Pot noodle anyone?

 

[SunshineRae]

Maybe the DJ could play that tune so I feel more at home and relaxed (excuse me Mr DJ can you play that banging Samsung tune, the washer 2022 remix) after a bit of N-Dubz of course

We need a bit of Blue playing as well