RoyOiOi and the other one can feck off, but should we invite the brown camel? He seems up for fun and a larffffff. He’s decided on a Helmet-Head hairdo, had his brows put on with a sharpie pen and has gone for a rather fetching bow 
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I will also bring a 6th toe to the party, as they say "the more the merrier"
I’ll bring my mum, hair perfectly coiffed in to a helmet
Just about to offer out my ninja for all the “cooking” and my shark for all the “cleaning” at the end
Oh OK, if we're cleaning, I will get a job lot of reduced Vacant Vibes to make sure we're all wheezing at the endJust about to offer out my ninja for all the “cooking” and my shark for all the “cleaning” at the end
Ok nusties, according to my book of lists we’ve covered most things
Inedible food
Appletiser andnon alcoholic drinks
tit decorations
Sex bots
Tutting ladies
BradPitt the CAD
All aboard the Hinch wagon. Stopping at a town near you.
remember to dress appropriately, leggings with bum pads (or a BBL) if you’re feeling flush. White socks. Size 5 trainers, off the shoulder jumper. And most importantly either a Dry Robe or enormous padded coat. As modelled by Sofa at the Dog’s Trust photo shoot.
Feel free to pile on the makeup. Obviously we will be filtered to duck so it doesn’t matter what you look like.
Upon arrival follow the signs saying DOOR That’s how you get in. And feel free to hang your Dry Robe over the bannister (the coat hooks will be hidden)
Games will be provided for your enjoyment. All micro managed by a hovering claw.
Inedible food
Appletiser and
tit decorations
Sex bots
Tutting ladies
Brad
All aboard the Hinch wagon. Stopping at a town near you.
remember to dress appropriately, leggings with bum pads (or a BBL) if you’re feeling flush. White socks. Size 5 trainers, off the shoulder jumper. And most importantly either a Dry Robe or enormous padded coat. As modelled by Sofa at the Dog’s Trust photo shoot.
Feel free to pile on the makeup. Obviously we will be filtered to duck so it doesn’t matter what you look like.
Upon arrival follow the signs saying DOOR That’s how you get in. And feel free to hang your Dry Robe over the bannister (the coat hooks will be hidden)
Games will be provided for your enjoyment. All micro managed by a hovering claw.
Fucks sake, I turn my back for a second and I’m 5 pages behind……
*gasp* has she risen?!?
nope, just you funny fuckers planning the party of 2024.
I will bring all the oysters and wasabi (iykyk)
I’ll also invite Dr Rebecca Hershberg from Yale and Eileen from autism cafe, that should open up some interesting conversation whilst we work out how to get in and where to put our coats.
*gasp* has she risen?!?
nope, just you funny fuckers planning the party of 2024.
I will bring all the oysters and wasabi (iykyk)
I’ll also invite Dr Rebecca Hershberg from Yale and Eileen from autism cafe, that should open up some interesting conversation whilst we work out how to get in and where to put our coats.
First of all Nustys you have made me cackle!
Have we thought about this is all gonna be sttttylleedddddd up guys?! I’m guessing faux flowerrrsssss cuz we just lurves it?!
My contribution will be labels, we need labels to label EVERYTHINNNKKKKKK
Have we thought about this is all gonna be sttttylleedddddd up guys?! I’m guessing faux flowerrrsssss cuz we just lurves it?!
My contribution will be labels, we need labels to label EVERYTHINNNKKKKKK
Well… I’m quite disappointed no one has volunteered to bring the smarties for a ‘colour sorting sesh’ so I’ll see to those…
I could also bring that Tipping Point DVD (that I still have
) could be a nice way to end the party IYKYK 
I could also bring that Tipping Point DVD (that I still have
) could be a nice way to end the party IYKYK 
Me & Stace did a detour - just picked up Nige & shady 
Shiiiiiit. Youre right, someone needs to be in charge of buying some basic candles and tat style waste of space wooden boards, and putting candle on said board and lighting said candle and filming for insta. Whos available????
Poor Nige did he ever recover from all the reports we sent inMe & Stace did a detour - just picked up Nige & shady
And Shady - what a ledge I do wish they returned even just for the party
Mr Owl and I have two spaces free in the back of the car…. Perhaps we ought to pick up the Maldonia Grinch and the Easter Bunny 
It’s morning here and I woke up ten pages behind, thinking she was back!! Nope.Fucks sake, I turn my back for a second and I’m 5 pages behind……
*gasp* has she risen?!?
nope, just you funny fuckers planning the party of 2024.
Everyone went and planned a party without me! I’ll just be down here googling passive aggressive quotes to plagiarise. Keep an eye on my stories at 3am, so you can see what I really think of you all
If Trace isn't allowed out of the attic can someone bring fake nails so we can change our nails/colour throughout the party so nobody will spot our pre-records in the future
For a party game.
I will bring a hedgehog, just to stare at it for hours then we can call the rspca.
I will bring a hedgehog, just to stare at it for hours then we can call the rspca.
I will bring some music by Michael Bolton and Lee from Blue
I've just caught up......IM WHEEZING
you nusty trolllssss can't wait for the party looks like everyone has it covered 🥲
I might bring my weather changing machine then we can decided how the weather's going to be
you nusty trolllssss can't wait for the party looks like everyone has it covered 🥲
I might bring my weather changing machine then we can decided how the weather's going to be
Late to the party but maybe no knob has ran off with Fiddle
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