Mrs Hinch #696

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I will bring my 396 and 360 month old twins dressed in matching chavvy outfits and get them to perform play for us all for entertainment.
 
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Don’t forget to over bronze your face to make the outfit wholly inappropriate.
 
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Good news, I've managed to book James TW for an acapella version of Two Man Team which he will perform continously all night/until our ears bleed!
 
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I’ll pop to Home Bargains to buy some appropriate disposable, useless tat for the party - I’ll call it a Tattle Haul and I’ll make sure I passive aggressively throw all items around & tap on them with my stuck on talons and I won’t tag any of it as an AD
 
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Should we have Fiddle on the door telling people to get well. She could direct people to the parking and cloakroom.
 
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Guys I’ve started carving our names into tubs of ice cream, can we please confirm the guest list so I def have everyone
 
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I’ll bring my black phone and take photos of everyone having controlled fun, with fake friends, drinking ribena. Then we can have them made into frames and Christmas decorations.
 
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Can I bring some kinda pastry shit with tomato puree and pre grated cheese?
 
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Guys I’ve started carving our names into tubs of ice cream, can we please confirm the guest list so I def have everyone
Do you have your book of lists to make a note? Unlike Hinch who only needed a post it to record her work goals, you’ll need at least a notebook to list tattle friends.
 
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I'm bringing the record player and as I can't nightclub stamp you I shall be painting red gloves on as you enter.
 
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Can I bring some kinda pastry shit with tomato puree and pre grated cheese?
We’ve got so many people bringing cheese, pastry and tomato purée but as that is all she can apparently make I am sure the more the merrier.
 
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I'll bring the helium balloons, we can stick them to Laura's big wall in her big kitchen. It'll be the nustie photo station, you all get a turn at posing with them on your way in. xx
 
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