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Shall we invite to the party the Garage floor men, BTEC Brad the Cad, Vulva Driveway men, the AmaZON delivery guy and the Postie (I accidentally wrote Pistie then ) Oooh and the guys who cleaned the roof and the tend grass layers?
Sorry I'm late to the party guyyysh! I was trying to squeeze into my leopard print catsuit to come along as Mel B/ deranged thundercat!
I've brought along the Tapple game with me for us to play too, but if it deems a bit too complicated we can play find the coloured bits of sticky tape instead.
I’ll pop to Home Bargains to buy some appropriate disposable, useless tat for the party - I’ll call it a Tattle Haul and I’ll make sure I passive aggressively throw all items around & tap on them with my stuck on talons and I won’t tag any of it as an AD
I’ll bring my black phone and take photos of everyone having controlled fun, with fake friends, drinking ribena. Then we can have them made into frames and Christmas decorations.
Do you have your book of lists to make a note? Unlike Hinch who only needed a post it to record her work goals, you’ll need at least a notebook to list tattle friends.
I'll bring the helium balloons, we can stick them to Laura's big wall in her big kitchen. It'll be the nustie photo station, you all get a turn at posing with them on your way in. xx
Shall I bring the white van with me to clear up all the rubbish after the party and take to Maldon tip?
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