I know we’ll never know what happened and I’m sure it’s just jealousy, but I really am dying to know the full story.
Mrs Hinch #695 Tick tock Hinch, the clock is ticking and your only content is rehoming chickens!
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I can't help but think it's a professional situation because if it were a personal tragedy, she would have jumped on that wagon straight away, as she always does: she would have drip fed with sad quotes and a fake tears video as she did (and pics of the kid or dad in hosp).
She may well be under investigation with the ASA or HMRC or some other serious organisation. She has contracts with the brands she promotes so she couldn't just take off without penalties - YMU would manage her acct on her behalf so if they don't it must be because the brand isn't allowed to 'trade'.
She has always sulked publicly for sympathy so the silence must be associated with a ban or shame, or both.
I really hope she got caught!
She may well be under investigation with the ASA or HMRC or some other serious organisation. She has contracts with the brands she promotes so she couldn't just take off without penalties - YMU would manage her acct on her behalf so if they don't it must be because the brand isn't allowed to 'trade'.
She has always sulked publicly for sympathy so the silence must be associated with a ban or shame, or both.
I really hope she got caught!
This is my gut feeling too and if she did get caught and ends up in obscurity for ever she's be exactly where she was meant to be. And hopefully then her kids could get they privacy that should be afforded to all children. But I also think she'll somehow wheedle out of whatever it is.
Gone are the days of them looking over her garden fence and bothering the neighbours
Christ is that true wtf!Was this when Fiddle tucked her up in bed and sat with her until she fell asleep because she was so overwrought by thr death of Caroline Flack?!
I think Jamie’s finally had enough and fucked off. We all know that he’s the award winning salesman and the brains behind this whole operation. If anything had happened to Sophie, the kids, the dog or her parents HE would have been savvy enough to have posted a statement on her account. “Need some space”, “personal matters”, “please respect our privacy at this difficult time”. That sort of thing. But if Jamie’s gone? She isn’t capable of doing anything on her own.
she didn’t want people seeing Jamie’s old nose because her husband looks like Tom Hardy don’t ya know
Last January she went quiet. That was the start of “we’ve been through so much”. Her dad being ill and their diagnoses is definitely behind that but I also think there has been a family rift - weepy stepped back, he doesn’t like her low morals and Jamie probably had enough - it’s been attempt at couple goals ever since. That family is absolutely not as kind and loving to each other as she makes out.
Imagine if he got hold of hinch!
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I'm not going to put a disgusting human wastrel like hinch alongside gorgeous humans suffering from illness.
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Mental illness doesn't make you a bleep. she acts like a deceptive manipulating bleep. That's her. Who she is. Since the days of old and people found her actual bullying posts, this is her.It really wasdolls house actually ruined her whole reveal
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Ok so she does this a lot but this has got to be her longest stretch.
lets say something bad has happened. It will be something that puts her in a bad light. Like the camels attacking her/the kids or something.
If it was something she could get sympathy for she wouldn’t have not been able to post something.
she even posted her son in hospital, her dad etc
Im shocked at how long this is being dragged out for.
I also wouldn’t be surprised if she has had some kind of psychotic episode because let’s face it, she’s not all there
I’ve always secretly believed that she had postnatal psychosis with Ron and that’s why she’s never alone with the kids and has to use safety knives.
im convinced there’s a big mental health issue that she hasn’t disclosed
I'm not going to put a disgusting human wastrel like hinch alongside gorgeous humans suffering from illness.
I know she’s often late with posts but it seems odd that she didn’t do anything at the end of the month. That and the non completion of the April challenge/new May challenge is weird 
Yes. As @Sloppy mess said, it was when they went to Disney Paris. I can’t remember whether it was posted as a story or if it was in her meee-moir, but I definitely remember seeing it somewhere.
The new agent has only been with the company for a couple of months
I’d be quite cross if one of my accounts was acting up and sulking whilst I was still in a probationary period with something to prove
Just thinking who, from my Instagram, I would "miss'" if they went awol (not including people I actually know in real life) and there is literally no one 
My feed would be less funny, entertaining or informative for a while and I might think "oh its a shame ***** doesn't post anymore" but it would NEVER occur to me to message said person and ask if they were OK. I mean, can you imagine 
I'd miss you guys more if tattle were to suddenly dissappear! But again, that would be for the laughter, support and chances to rant. Not because I enjoy seeing down your toilet, what you have for lunch or inside your kids bedrooms
If the sheep are messaging Soph about missing her then they are essentially saying they miss having access to her children and that's really bleeping creepy.
My feed would be less funny, entertaining or informative for a while and I might think "oh its a shame ***** doesn't post anymore" but it would NEVER occur to me to message said person and ask if they were OK. I mean, can you imagine I'd miss you guys more if tattle were to suddenly dissappear! But again, that would be for the laughter, support and chances to rant. Not because I enjoy seeing down your toilet, what you have for lunch or inside your kids bedrooms
If the sheep are messaging Soph about missing her then they are essentially saying they miss having access to her children and that's really bleeping creepy.
bleeping bliss without her x
The "let me know what content you'd like to see" a week before she popped off was quite telling. She's been scraping the barrell with her repetitive crap for such a long time and I'm pretty sure she just cba anymore and had a shhhtrop.
The longer she leaves it the more likely it is she isn't going to come back
What more do you want in loife, a lowwy wiv 'arrf ya hubby's name on ittt? A fulland final? laundry range wot she always wanted, the houses, animawlsshh, boiiscchh in private school. As we have all kept saying, she has nothing left going forward and has acomplished her goals less her own "go it alone" home range. Maybe it has all just come to an organic end 
The longer she leaves it the more likely it is she isn't going to come back
What more do you want in loife, a lowwy wiv 'arrf ya hubby's name on ittt? A full
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Defo.It really was
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Ok so she does this a lot but this has got to be her longest stretch.
lets say something bad has happened. It will be something that puts her in a bad light. Like the camels attacking her/the kids or something.
If it was something she could get sympathy for she wouldn’t have not been able to post something.
she even posted her son in hospital, her dad etc
Im shocked at how long this is being dragged out for.
I also wouldn’t be surprised if she has had some kind of psychotic episode because let’s face it, she’s not all there
I’ve always secretly believed that she had postnatal psychosis with Ron and that’s why she’s never alone with the kids and has to use safety knives.
im convinced there’s a big mental health issue that she hasn’t disclosed
Hinch IS mentally unwell, she's a narcissist. A full blown narcissist, narcissism is a metal illness. But I don't feel sorry for her because she doesn't want the help clearly, her family don't help because they know she pays for everything and Jamie won't say anything and risk the lazy life he has. Her family daren't say no to Princess Sophie because they know fine well how she reacts when she doesn't get her own way. They all sit, watch and allow this behaviour to continue especially after her children, they are part of the issue. They should be forcing help now there's 2 little kids involved.
Her mum is no better, they have a extremely toxic relationship, I think she's been brought up in a really toxic family household and it's grew with her.
I think there's something else too though, there's a reason she's never been left alone with her kids and why she's got someone with her almost 247!
Someone on MHMMDI has put up a post about her and Jimbobnonob not been on insta. No comments yet though
You can be mentally unwell and be a bleep, not everyone with a mental illness needs sympathy or an excuse, they need help. And she's one of them. She is a bleep but she's also got some sort of mental illness. Narcissism being the top one.
If she doesn't want to help herself then so be it, but she's still a massive bleep and I haven't got an ounce of respect or sympathy for her.
That’s a lot of drinking establishments for a teeny tiny village like Maldon!
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