Mrs Hinch #692 Content drier than Freda’s fuff, has to come on tattle for inspo & stuff.

[Justapeep]

She wears that hair like a scarf

 

[boundandgagged]

So this was from last week when the poor staff had to fuck off for two hours while she pissed about acting like a complete twat?
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Can you actually die from second hand embarrassment??
Asking for a friend

Yes you can die from that

 

[teshhco-tart]

Strike the iron while it's hot they say! Fuck me she didn't waste a minute posting 8 ads so far today after her woe is me acoustic tune yesterday!

She'll be off tomorrow, she must be exhausted from all the performance of an excitable reaction to fucking cleaning spray! What does all this range do that any other product don't do?! (apart from potentially give you a first class ticket to a stage 4 cancer?)

My house is clean, spotless kind of clean - I used to be embarassed about it because it's borderline pathologic how I need it to be clean and tidy. I guess that's how I got interested in her insta in 2020 because I though 'hmmm there are other people like me' but I quickly realised she was a 'cover the dirt kinda girl and I moved on. Im not embarrassed about being so anal anymore (tutut not that kind of anal! I can hear you from here @ilovepizza21aka ilovecock ) because that's how I am and that's what it is. We don't wear shoes in the house so that alone makes it really easy to maintain, and for the rest I use 80% of the time a steamer, I make my own spray mixed with vinegar & savon de marseille (black soap) and water. It cleans everything, really everything. I clean my sheets and bath mats weekly, I have never sprayed febreze or added any scent and my house always smells lovely - I guess it smells of us and of food!

I'm rambling on now like my 80 year old dad but she's such a sales bitch. It's half term and im at home so I have time:

When I was 19 at Uni I studied advertising and marketing and one week we had to do a pitch for Orange Juice. We were in groups and long story short, we all failed! We were banging on about the unique taste and how healthy it was and all that, and our teacher told us what we had to sell was the prospect of Sunny Holidays, Youthful Eternal life, Happiness & the end of struggles.

I remember thinking WTF it's only a bottle of juice!! But I get it now obviously how easily manipulated people are, and are made to be.

Her range offers no solution whatsoever to any form of unavoidable daily cleaning. They just cover it with glitter (scent) but it still has to be done and it saves no time at all. On the contrary, this whle spray and go thing is grey once it's dry.

I spend too much time on this bitch and I should charge YMU for it

 

[katfromthesticks]

My cousin worked for THE Harrods in the eighties. Princess Diana came in during off hours. Were the staff sent outside? Were they fuck! They held open doors and served her.

 

[purpledoor]

She looks so uncomfortable around them children, no affection whatsoever. Just eye fucking herself in the camera as per.

 

[springheeledyeti]

Can I claim a bingo? Maybe not the MOL but the shitty S@N

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That poor boy being splashed all over the worst of the worst tabloids. As long as it’s all about her of course

 

[daffodilgirl]

Her body language in those videos with the boys brushing her hair so closed off and stiff, her face she looks terrified when the both came near her

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Not a chance anyone text her that!!! What a weird thing to post. At 15 months old that’s a huge assumption on a child. Not saying he isn’t but it’s very rare a child of that age would be labelled autistic by some random woman and it if was a dr it’s not professional in the slightest. So random!!!!

People on Tattle have been saying it for a very, very long time. I’d say even before 15 months. No one should be able to even hypothesise about what potential diagnosis a stranger’s child has, but she shows so much. There’s no way anyone that messaged her wasn’t immediately blocked. She never wanted to believe he wasn’t the Insta perfect child she deserved. She’s wheeling out now because she’s got nothing left.

 

[Erm…erm…erm…cos i love it]

Has she ever actually even shared anything that could be helpful to parents/carers with children with autism? No insight into the process of how to start the ball rolling to get a diagnosis, no tips on how to deal with situations when they’re struggling.
it’s basically just been he’s autistic which led to her being diagnosed. She cried, it was shock rocked her world.
He likes to line things up. He now only eats beige food. Can’t go to parties. She’s a beige food mummaz. She’s got anxiety.
literally nothing of how to deal with these situations or explain how he’s feeling to him to help him cope etc.
it really is all for content and sympathy not informative to help other. she’s a disgrace

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Fuck me why all the Easter shite absolutely no need for it. Fling them an Easter egg each and make a roast Soph and enjoy time with your kids and husband.
But no you can't cook and your mother is super glued to your side 24/7. Grow up
Also sorry guys but I've got another thread suggestion "Just a little note from me....there's nowhere else I'd rather be"
Sorry I'll stop now

 

[Rach8456]

Why the fuck has she gone out in Weepys size 5 slippers?

 

[AllieBee]

See the cunt is opening a home bargains today. She's right back where she began isn't she lol. Wonder if sexy daddy pig and Titsalina Bumsquash will be there to cheer her on.

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

Loosely translated, that reads ‘I’d love to find more pages to get more ideas from so I can really shove mine and my sons DiAgNoSiS down everyone’s throats and makes as much money out of it as possible. ATB’

I actually hate her.

 

[Eyesopened]

She really thought she was on the front of the Titanic, stood on that pavement barrier didn't she? Look what happened to that.....

 

[HoratioHoohah]

I'm probably gonna get hung, drawn and quartered by a large percentage of people for this, but fuck it.

Why is it that with her, any diagnosis gets banded about like it's life limiting/severe?

I'm on the spectrum, have ADHD and OCD and was only very recently medically diagnosed, although it's been obvious to those who know me well for quite some time. I know I'm lucky that Ii've never struggled to a great extent academically or socially (I can mask well), but when I've had enough of anything I'm done, and I'm not shy of making it clear. I'm quite black and white in my thinking, and I guess others would say I'm blunt, although I just consider it straight-talking. I was always top of any class or peer group, could read and write before I went to school, and have always had high-level, well paid jobs. That being said, I couldn't tie my own laces until I was 8/9, or ride a bike, and I am very particular about order and the way my clothes fit and feel (cuffs have to be super tight, laces have to be done a certain way, no slouchy socks etc), and I'm quite picky with food.

However, I have friends whose children are on the spectrum and have severe SEN meaning their lives and the lives of those around them are majorly impacted. Some may never go to uni or hold down an office job, some won't go to college or mainstream school, and some won't ever live independently.

With Ron, whilst I agree he does seem socially detached, and clearly stims, I don't think the invisible speech needs and developmental delays she alludes to are related to any autism diagnosis, but are purely due to her lack of engagement as a parent. I say this, because everything he struggled with came on so rapidly once he started nursery and spent time with people outside of his immediate family. That doesn't fit with it ever having been related to autism. Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm happy to be put right, but it does seem that any issues he has are more social/familial and he could clearly go on to live an entirely normal life once he can free himself of that grabby cow.

Couldn’t agree with you more. I absolutely believe 95% of his issues are due to the severe lack of socialisation in his early years (behind the sofa, anyone?) and the fact that almost of all parental interaction is done from behind her phone.

 

[Swedish chef]

Looks like Party Box lady bit off more than she could chew. It always makes me laugh when Hinch shares a business and everyone praises her for raising its profile as if she's done it out of the kindness of her heart That baby gate business went bust not long after she shared them, it's like she's a curse.

Business owner me arse, tat on the filthy kitchen mat by Pat, more like
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To be fair to party box lady, there is fuck all she can do if Royal Mail don’t deliver. Sending shitty comments to a small business for something they can’t control is a bit of a wankstain thing to do in my opinion.

And so is her response, completely unprofessional. She needs to follow up Royal Mail instead of having a sook on Instagram

 

[Cupcakemum]

He probably is quite close to death with all the extra weight he’s carrying because she doesn’t look after him properly but yeh the reels etc will be to gain sympathy and distract from something else as always.
Eta when he does sadly go she will get the best engagement she’s had in a long time!

The Narc in her will subconsciously want that attention, and she's proven that countless times with pity posts.

Any normal person who loves their pet will do the absolute best for them to keep them going for as long as they can, no matter what that takes.
It's easy to profess love for something, but someone like her can't actually be selfless and do right for the thing she 'loves' - and that goes for her kids as well.

Feeding the fat fuck treats, wanking it off on her kids bed and stroking it's obese paw isn't love.
Feeding it a healthy diet, play, brain games and 2 x 1 hour walks a day every fucking day is love - and again, it's the same for her kids

 

[Squidgy ATV]

Her face when Lonnie threw something, you can tell she just wanted tell him to stop. Still at least she had time to put on a full face of makeup. Was it even filmed today...i suspect not!
Still filtered to fuck, her face isnt that long...

 

[Fluffy20]

Saw this on Instagram and we all know that Hinch reads here so I’m posting it in the hope that she sees it. Autism is not a superpower, it’s not a tragic disease, it’s not just having massive tantrums and it’s not just being obsessed with lining up tins or only eating beige food!

 

[Stacybee]

So now she doesn't eat eggs? WTAF? Chickens are going lay eggs whether you eat them or not.

We have 9 hens. Why? Because we eat their eggs! Why have chickens if not for that. They really don't make great pets, just saying. She's such an idiot