Mrs Hinch #687 Cleaning is her hobbie, careful Hinch you’ll soon need it for a jobbie 😂

[HenryHenchcliffe]

I pride myself on NOT getting cards. I hate the waste. Waste of trees, waste of card/paper, waste of money, time etc etc.

I do accept the beautiful hand painted ones my aunt sends or the ones from my nearly 90 year old fraiil God Mother, r and my friend who lives across the pond.

From anyone else... No thanks. Save your money or let's go for a coffee and talk, better still make a donation to charity.
I'm far more "grateful" to have you in my life and to be a healthy, happy, independent 30 something year old.

That's such a braggy narcissist post to make it's rancid! Not a single card with personality. Let's accept the fact you're done Hinch and no one really cares that much anymore.

 

[Picklelily]

The Abi situation baffles me immensely. It’s like she lives with Sophie. I understand that mamfa works but surely she could have booked the week off work. In the 7 years Sopha has been a Z lister, never has Mamfa gone with them and yet Abi has gone on every single one. There really is something odd there

 

[Wikiwangocard]

"To go with MY cake."

Do you mean the shop bought cake that you crudely decorated with 4xfinger KitKats and whacked a bow around? The cake that was supposedly for your husband? The cake that has been sitting out, uncovered, for the past 3 weeks accumulating dust and dog fur?

Yeah, defo get some more photos of that masterpiece

 

[hayezmysteries]

Hope that double sided tape pulls all the paint off her crap wood panelling.

 

[JustmeJ]

Literally there is nothing she could advertise which would make me think about buying it. She is awful at it. She’s awkward in front of the camera, says “guys” about a million times, says NOTHING about what the products do, nor shows them in real life on her face minus a filter. She’s so terrible at this.
Why do they ask her?
Oh yeah cos LF are as thick as her if they think she has 4.8m followers.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Tell me you look after your nephews without telling me you look after your nephews. Abby certainly don't need a toddlers pram to play with or a toy box.

 

[Soapy]

Jamie (looked like John from Royle family) mum mother. niece and brats. Old
Soph was much bigger in real life than I was expecting

@LemonLupo crunky snacks and cokes for you! Thank you for the intel, have a safe trip little Nusty

 

[ReginaPhalange9292]

Just seen this comment on her reel 'stay grateful' our Angela just thinks you're a bit late to the party hunnay!

 

[welshgirl2021]

I still maintain she can’t be left alone with the kids…so I’m thinking there always has to be a 3rd person with them

 

[bozlem3080]

I can’t get over how Freda looks like Madge from Benidorm, I think it’s the hair

 

[Pumpkins1506]

She’s cracked out the chav dresses for her holiday again. Always wears the cheapest frumpiest awful clothes.

She's so bad at dressing herself. Either dressing 10 years too young or 20 years too old.
PLT chav or Karen Millen boss bitch and never anything in between. She needs a personal shopper who knows their stuff to dress her properly. And to get rid of the scraggy extensions and get a proper haircut.
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Dogpie pretending to enjoy a tend precious memories family holiday is the funniest. You know she was stomping around with a face like Gretal once the staged pictures were taken!

Photos taken and videos recorded. She summons mummaz to escort the tend twins and clingon off to somewhere out of her sight. She flops down on the sunbed, bastes herself with Hawaiian Tropic and berates Jaym for some imagined slight while she sizzles away, crisping up nicely. #pricelessmemories #carverycrackling

 

[londonLA]

She still cant believes she lives there?! Its been like what, 2 years now? Get the fuck over it.

What she means is that she cant believe she lives there by doing so fucking little and being a lazy, grabby, greedy bastard who happened to get lucky, and now just rubs it in the faces of others. This is why I think the friends have some what vanished now as she such a braggy cunt and probably a chore to be around. They prob all had enough and cut her lose (except Trace who was seen recently, but I think that will dissolve soon as well)
She will end up a sad old woman sat in a house full of stinking animals and plastic tat smelling of piss and lonely.

She constantly says she cant believe it as she knows she doesn't deserve it, if she had truly worked HARD and decently for it all you wouldn't be grateful, you'd be proud. I use the word grateful when I am either given something (a gift or favour or something) or avoided a bad situation and been lucky etc. I wouldn't use the word grateful for something I'd achieved by my own doing. But then shes done none of it by hard work or decency.

 

[Wikiwangocard]

The best mother any child could wish for, Inch?

ANY child? I think if you asked any other child they would rather their mother didn't sell them on the Internet?

These two know that they're shit parents and don't protect their kids and that's why they protest too much.

 

[Whatsmyname30]

Ha ha ha ha ha. Rehearsed much?
I’m shocked she didn’t get new holiday nails. Looks like Inch did.

I was expecting a scan photo to go on top of Lennie’s hand lol

 

[BeeHappy]

Not daughter-in-law though? A card from the original Mr and Mrs Hinch is conspicuous by its absence!

 

[Louanne]

He’s had motorbike disease you know.

Yeah, but he didn't get fucking run over by one - let him walk!
Whole family are a bunch of lazy sloths.

 

[Char4649]

Absolutely convinced she's chosen Dubai because

1. That's where all the influencers go
2. Dubai isn't cheap, gives the message of 'feck you tattlers I have got money and my career is going amazing im fankoo!!
3. Braggy holiday

However the reality is..
1. All the influencers that go there like herself are lying, narcissistic twats who's holiday is all for the gram. Not family time, Soph time.

2. Good luck getting that one shoulder out without being disrespectful.

3. If you honestly gave a shit about your kids tend disease or his needs as an autistic child.. you would not go to Dubai.



This holiday is for Sophs birthday, how it makes her look and the desperate attempt to look a successful woman.

Embarassing.

 

[Wize Owl]

Omg please one of you trolls have a spare couple of mill to buy next door for a laugh 🫢

It’s up for 750.000. They’ll probably reduce it to £7.50 for a quick sale to move away from the twats

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

What is the point in her sharing anything Look Fantastic sends her? It doesn't make me want to buy it. She just reads off the bottle what the product is and tells you the price She should be trying each of those products out but I forgot she can't because she is filtered to fuck

Her makeup mate is much better when it comes to demonstrating products, she knows her stuff, knows what she is talking about, and comes across as a lot more natural - that must kill Hinch

PS I'm off to Thailand tomorrow - not a brag just I'm praying Hinch is at Heathrow so I can get some in-the-wild pics

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Part of me wonders whether trollomon found out about hinch going to Dubai and thought hmmm what I can plan over half term that will trump that? Ahhh yes. Wholesome family uk holiday that is attainable for my followers (to an extent).
I don’t care whether that’s what happened or not. It makes me happy to imagine trollomon cackling at hinch from afar.