Not daughter-in-law though? A card from the original Mr and Mrs Hinch is conspicuous by its absence! 
Mrs Hinch #687 Cleaning is her hobbie, careful Hinch you’ll soon need it for a jobbie 😂
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It’ll be Hannah who did the wax melts for the motorbike company and her little witch friend, Cleaning with Mario (who is supposed to be visiting!).
Will we get a story of her on her arsenal hole on the sofa with the boiissccchhh looking bewildered delivering gifts? All suspiciously around the theme that she’s the best mummaazzzz and wife in the world, and a pair of size 10 5 trainers?!
IT'S CHAPTER 35, YOU SIMPLETON!
34TH BIRTHDAY = 35TH YEAR OF LOIFE
#STUPIDISASSTUPIDDOES
ANOTHER YEAR OF YOUR SELF APPRECIATION BULLSHIT!
34TH BIRTHDAY = 35TH YEAR OF LOIFE
#STUPIDISASSTUPIDDOES
ANOTHER YEAR OF YOUR SELF APPRECIATION BULLSHIT!
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There’s no point sending Soph a generic birthday card then. If it doesn’t state Daughter, Wife, Auntie, Mummaz etc it won’t make the gram
How is she only 34
How is she only 34
I don’t know anyone who as an adult lined their cards up like that and videos them as evidence of their self worth, or for any reason actually. You’d feel sorry for a child who measured how loved they are by material goods/numbers = popularity but as an adult that’s still how she defines it. Hence the bot buying, that’s what she equates her worth with
Is it just me who gets one shop bought card from all 3 kids,
Not a single handmade card in sight either ey. Jamie couldn't find 10 minutes to sit with them to make some cards and get the crafts box out?
I always get handmade ones from my kids, as does my husband. They're our favourite.
The Henry card is pathetic.
I don't say happy birthdays to rats soz soph x
Not a single handmade card in sight either ey. Jamie couldn't find 10 minutes to sit with them to make some cards and get the crafts box out?
I always get handmade ones from my kids, as does my husband. They're our favourite.
The Henry card is pathetic.
I don't say happy birthdays to rats soz soph x
That really is completely unrealistic all those ‘named’ cards. Yes maybe a wife, mummy and daughter card but who bothers buying cousin or friend cards? Truly believe some of those are blank inside. And given her children are so young it’s a nonsense they do a card each
I reckon she’s just bought them all herself. She’ll dirty delete when she’s read Tattle this morning and nip out to grab a daughter in law one so she can redo.
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ETA I’m plagiarising so early this morning.
Well that’s something I have never ever done on my birthday - line up my cards and film them all 
Maldon’s Biggest Narcissist! Her life is empty despite what she says! The signs are all there.
Maldon’s Biggest Narcissist! Her life is empty despite what she says! The signs are all there.
Has she only just discovered Greetings cards? She's such a bellend.
Get yourself in the Mario thread it'll be the best thing to ever doI’m fankyooooou Schweeet’arrrrrt. I think I understood until “Dots of Doom“ and was completely lost by the mention of Kerry Katona
Absent Mummy
Disresepectful Wife
Privileged Daughter
Spoilt Sister
Pathetic Auntie
Insufferable Granddaughter
Demanding Niece
Weird Cousin
Who's friend?
Disresepectful Wife
Privileged Daughter
Spoilt Sister
Pathetic Auntie
Insufferable Granddaughter
Demanding Niece
Weird Cousin
Who's friend?
LQOC thread is also a hoot! She’s going the same way as hinchGet yourself in the Mario thread it'll be the best thing to ever do
One of my toddlers has moved out and I still only get one card from my two!
what kind of adult in their 30s 40s...
A) lines up all their birthday cards
B) FILMS IT
C) posts it on the internet with the song 'unconditional' playing over it
LOOK HOW MANY PEOPLE LOVE ME
A) lines up all their birthday cards
B) FILMS IT
C) posts it on the internet with the song 'unconditional' playing over it
LOOK HOW MANY PEOPLE LOVE ME
I'm surprised Sloff didn't have 6 individual cards from the chickens, a dozen from the floor laying guys and a special personalised one from sexy daddy pig
Isit just me that gets like 2 birthday cards 
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