Mrs Hinch #680 She can’t cope, she can’t sleep, she can’t have babydoll sheep

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She’s turned the messages back on on her stories
She must have been reading here 😂
“Waves” hi Soph!
 
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Are we down another chicken? Were there not Pam, Peggy and Pat (2 of which she eventually confirmed RIP), then oven ready, then the bleeping ‘Spice Girls’- which I presume there were 5 of? So there should still be 7? I can only see 6 at the most?
No the chicken timeline is thus:

OG 3 - Peg, Pam, Pat.
Pam pops off to see Paul O'Grady and she's down to 2.
Pringle arrives so back up to 3.
Pat mysteriously disappears. Back to 2.
4 more arrive but are never named because a)she doesn't look after them and would never remember and b) it makes it easier to see which ones disappear mysteriously.

So she should have 6 chickens.

It's like a bleeping SATS maths problem.
 
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These Instatwats need to realise that every comment is not a troll. Opinions are like arseholes, we've all got one and some of them stink! Cant stand the heat?? Then get the duck out of the kitchen! If you are that arsed about a persons opinion of you then dont put your entire life on line. Simples
 
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Oh Sopha, hunnnnnnay….you claim never to read here but you so obviously do 🙄 One of the Nusties on here mentioned weeks ago about the “Feed The Birds” song from Mary Poppins when you were with the chickens and you’ve bided your time and used their idea 🙄 Not one original idea in your head...EVER.

When the chickens see her all they actually see is this 🤭

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Just a selection of the comments on fb in the articles about the doll. The most interesting thing is a vast majority were from men.


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Apols if it’s been mentioned to death already on this thread or previous but she didn’t appear on Stanky Stinkermans Crappy crafty Christmas show…just found it quite odd…
 
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Is she wearing flares? Ha ha I’ve just remembered Trevor & Simon on Saturday morning tv (I’m old) swinging their flares.

Any hoo I loved cars as a kid had a garage & matchbox cars plus Lego, but loved my cabbage patch doll too.

She is puddled she really is. Loves a pity party for one.
 
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Recycling "boys can't have dolls" but she's the one who buys their dress up costumes and they're all typical for boys. I bet they'd love dressing up as princesses rather than another toy they've had 50 times and gone to the tip
 
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I don’t get it. The whole set table constantly would piss me off. I could understand laying it Christmas Eve, glass of wine on the go, Christmas tunes in the background. But a week early?? Just why
 
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What strange looking napkins. They look more like old rags that go in a bottle when you are going to firebomb something.



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I don't know if it's because her lips are too big, but she always has her mouth hanging open. She also always looks dirty to me, like she needs a good scrub
 
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What strange looking napkins. They look more like old rags that go in a bottle when you are going to firebomb something.



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She's probably going to serve molotov cocktails at Xmas not realising what they really are
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I don't know if it's because her lips are too big, but she always has her mouth hanging open. She also always looks dirty to me, like she needs a good scrub
Her mouth hangs open cos she a dumb tit
 
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