Something about that makes me so uncomfortable, so during this little exchange with the kids on a December morning (which we shouldn’t be seeing but that ship has sailed!) she must have stopped them to move the rug outside, she must have. So what were the kids doing then?! Standing watching? Distracted by Jamie?! Honestly think that’s one of the more unnerving things I’ve seen her do. Those poor lads.
The only maternal things in that house.
And those kids were dragged down theif anyone was in doubt of how staged and fake #mrsHinchhome life was, i think the moving of the Xmas mat from inside to outside just to get the perfect Xmas shot highlights this well. The fact that both Jamie & Sophie couldn’t just open the front door and let their boys grab their Xmas surprise bags without moving a mat and replacing all the bags, shows they never live a spontaneous or fun life. Those kids are merely puppets.i felt that even Lonnies ‘yay’ had been rehearsed with Jamie giving him a cue, as you can see him looking in his direction. How cruel to let your children peer through the glass to see those bags, only to stop filming and to stop the kids from going outside whilst you move a mat! A mat!!! Ffs what’s the matter with these people. This has nothing to do with creating memories. Christmas for the likes of hinch is all about Instagram - who gets the most engagement, comments, brand deals, discounts, commission. Nothing to do with those kids. I would never have done that to my kids. She’s ruining the magic of Christmas by making it all about Instagram and money. So sad. What a fake and utterly depressing life to lead.
editing to add on closer inspection she moves that mat three times in totalthose poor boys must have had a few waits before finally being allowed to get the bags
it's what you have had as your goal for years stop playing the can't belive this has happened to me guys card, your a sales woman grow up
it's great for me as I do only a few out of the month 
don't think I could cope with remembering and coming up with something every night 
Christmas bedding, little Christmassy lights other bits and bobs. Told her im moving In because her bedroom is better than mine, I was swiftly told no! I won't fit 
The way she shouted 'DONT TOUCH THEM' pathetic bitch, I hate elf on the shelf just another Shite American consumerist 'tradition' invading our British Christmas, in my opinion,but if you're going to do it, at least let the kids enjoy it????!!!! She's a complete freak
I have it on very excellent authority that the new Lenore sssssccents are ; Twat Lane Frosted Fields and FiddleSilk Purse Wonderland. Limited edition also includes MaldonTip Awakening
’ about the ridiculous alpaca names, ‘I want this haaauuse, I want this loife’ at tend best bubs and pretending to love fields and animals in the build up to the tend farm ‘reveal’ to butter up her oblivious minions.
Omg what happened to Poppybelles? Couldn't have happened to a nicer business! Funny how this keeps happening with anyone who associates with Hinch. Remember the child gate business?Loving that now Poppybelles is no more no other company will gift Hinch the grifter a Xmas house decoration
Super hero Hinch Bros could go on an expedition to find the missing dolls house, Polly, the socks that went to soak and never returned, the advent calendars and the record player. They end up at Maldon tip and find it all. They try to take it home but the evil claw comes riding in on the back of a manic alpaca and prevents them.
It's so weird! Tbh I never heard they lose their magic, and let's be honest they are just little dolls, they aren't magic, parents have to make up the tricks. The don't touch them or they lose their magic is cruel because most little kids want to touch ans hold them.So she must genuinely believe they're magic the way she freaks out any time they go near itwhat a fucking weirdo, just let the kids touch it ffs.
Let's take some guesses at what the title might be.
Also, I hate that “about last night” shit. Good for him for escaping the claw, fidddle and the crem for a few hours, But. Like calm down, Kim Kardashian, it’s not like you went to the met, you went go karting in Basildon with a few mates.View attachment 2615405
Who put 10p in NoNob? It was like where’s Wally finding him in the pic, the double thumbs up gave him away…. What a twat
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