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Mrs Hinch #678 Going back to her roots with grey, thinking it will make the sheep stay
Fankyou to @mushroomprincess22 for the new “Chief’s Kisssh” thread title
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The Wiki is the pink button at the top of the page There’s answers there to all sorts of questions, such as:
Q) Who lives at Greyskull, her old home now?
A) Her sister Mamfa and her family.
Q) Is she pregnant?
A) No idea and we don’t care
Thread #500 is a must read, especially for newbie Nusties, so grab some crunky snacks, 10litres of coke and settle down to have your
opened to her lies and use of filters.
https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hin...ife-in-lists-of-lies-the-tattle-truths.26662/
Since the last thread recap....
Tuesday 21st
It came to light that Sopha did indeed go to watch NoNob play football, with Fiddle, the toddler twinsssh and the niece. There’s a blurry photo of her in the stands, but this shows better what her and her mummaz looked like
She still hasn’t congratulated NoNob for winning. Seeing as it raised money for charity a little mention would have gone a long way.
She also showed her set up in “The Memory Room” for her exciting press calls and interviews..... never heard anymore about it. Fingers crossed it’s not another Children’sssh book, the first was as much of a flop as her big floppy hat
Next up, she showed how much Christmasssh tat she had in the loft.... it’s a wonder Trace could move around living up there Freda Fiddly Fingers had to help her with it all (Of course she did, it was probably all over Fiddles bedroom floor at Camel Farm ) Sopha declared that she wasn’t buying another single thing for Christmas, but has repeatedly ignored herself ever since by buying more tat 
Next up were the toddler twinsssh Ronald and Lonald’s Christmasssh day outfitsssh, they’re schooo schoffft guyssssh Still supporting schmall businessesssh, that tiny retailer called “Next”
There was another appearance of the dumpling casserole
Not quite sure if it was the same one she showed before or if old NoNob and Fiddle were subjected to eating another. The gravy looked like dirty puddle water. Personally I’d rather do an eating Bush Tucker Trial and I find them absolutely revolting 
To end the day we had NoNob rolling around on the floor.... no not with tummy ache from the stodgy dumplings but with the toddler twinsssh right before bedtime.... and they wonder why R&L have trouble sleeping
Wednesday 22nd
Starts the day with a “Happy Wednesday” post. Why the need to celebrate it being Wednesday, not a fecking clue to be honesssssscht. But she accompanied it with another hot chocklittttt, using her Velvetiser (Give it up Sopha, Hotel Chocolat aren’t interested in working wivvv you, just like Dryrobe) Mentioned being on a diet. I bet she had so many “Soph, you don’t need to diet hun, you’re perfect as you are, my queen” type of messages from the hunzzz
Next up.... yet another AD for NOTHS. It was mostly more tat to be honesssssscht. Personalised tea towels, key ring for Weepy, blesssh’is’arrrt and old mouth breather himself NoNob had to put in an appearance to be a cringe arsenal hole while “Helping” to put on her necklace
Then there was an odd story about the camels “Play fighting” Whether they were or weren’t it looked to me like RoyOiOi and the other one were being absolute arsenal holes to the poor brown one. No idea of his name, possibly Rupert, but LEAVE HIM ALONE, he’s one of us nusties, blesssh’is’arrrt.
Next up, yet another vomfessscht This time brie and cranberry in pastry that looked so dry. In fact she said herself it was as dry as NoNob’s flip flop.... I wonder how many times she’s tried to eat one
There was then a pity post.... hoping that when the future Ronald and Lonald see all of the BS and how many times she used them for content they might forgive her if she posts this now FFS She’s in her 30s, hardly growing up is she
Thursday 23rd
Day off.... thank fuck for that to be honesssssscht
Friday 24th
First post of the day is of Ronsomes with his tins.... again. By this stage I’m wondering if she’s trying to get a brand deal with HEINZ
She’s hoping Santa brings him a handheld scanner, not a till scanner though... which is in fact a beg for the hunzzz or some company or other to send her a freebie
Next up... Black Friday 50% off Garnier Vitamin C Brightening Serum.... find yourselves a small cupboard that doubles as a wardrobe and eye fuck yourself in the mirror. This time though she’s in her barffffroom, still eye fucking herself in a mirror and she ends the AD by saying to pop your SPF on afterwards... unlike her though as she prefers kisses from the sun on her face, which her mummaz promised if she left off the SPF
Over to NoNob where he post a story that he’d taken Audrey Roberts for a walk.... IYKYN It was Hennerz or was it? It could have been any dog as we couldn’t clearly see him. NoNob might have just walked past a field and snapped a pic of Joe Blogg’s dog
Next up a last min Black Friday AD for Country Abodes Christmasssh collection. It wasn’t even her photo or anything she’s bought but says she has so many pieces from them and that she lovessssssh them
She’s painted the living room wall (Except it wouldn’t have been her) It’s now French Grey..... Will Camel Lodge become Greyskull the 2nd
Is she already bored of the “Trendy” Greige. She’s just trying to get the grey loving hunzz back on side with a grey wall. To be honesssssscht the after pic looks a bit “Snotty Green” I’m sure that’s more to do with Camel Lodge’s candle lighting than the actual colour though
We then had more outfits for the toddler twinsssh from yet another schmall businesssh. Is another circus coming to town by the look of the leggings
Next up the playroom (Commonly mistaken for a photographic dark room) Christmasssh tree. No matter where the boyssssh put the decorations she’ll move them all to make it a perfect pic for the gram. The wall looks a bit snotty Green in there too
We then have the motorbike disease jumper finally making an appearance along with her new hairdo. Sopha, hunnnnnay.... why not just pin ya mop up on top of ya head as per usual.
Saturday 25th
First up a pic of the Camels sticking their heads in the Oraaaaangery door. They can’t come in that way because the Christmasssh tree is now up, with the lights on. To be honesssssscht we needed to miss a traffic jam on the main road and went past Camel Lodge one evening.... I felt I needed to check google maps because I was sure we’d diverted to Blackpool and the illuminations.... so bright along with all the other lights
Yet another “Open Parcels With NoNob” 🥱 It was so dull I nearly fell asleep
This time she was supporting a schmall businesssh called “AmaZON” and another called “Next” I find it hard to believe that anyone enjoys watching this drivel, even the hunzz. There was some toys for the toddler twinsssh for Christmasssh, something for the Spice Gurrrrlssh and any Chickensssh that haven’t vanished or are in the big coop in the sky. There was some hideous big bells, even NoNob looked puzzled by them and a Christmasssh jumper for him to wear at a party..... she must make them look like they get invited to Christmasssh parties guyssssh. It will probably be a get together for Mc’Ds most frequent customers
Sunday 26th
Her content is so dire and desperate she’s now peddling the “Pipe Insulation Hack” for the perfect pleats yet again for her new curtains in the living room. FFS 🥱
Next up... she demoted Keeeeefff the leaffff to the Utility room in favour of a garland over the never been used oven. She wouldn’t show where she got the garlands from though because she said they were expensive for what they were.... absolute tat.
She then shared a pic of Lonsomes leaning on a sleeping Hennerz nose/mouth... NO just NO. She’s insufferable.
Next up.... she shared an odd ghostly pic of them visiting the Christmasssh lightsssh at Hylands Park in Chelmsford. She just couldn’t help but bitch about the toddler twinsssh though. Lonald refused to walk and Ronald was more fascinated by his umbrella.... she had the nerve to write “At least we tried”
There was also stories of her doing a weird ASMR clean. It was just fecking annoying to be honesssssscht. The booffff was shown yet again. They must bump knees every meal and get schplintersssh
Monday 27th
She began the day with a filtered to fuckery AD in the broom cupboard for Maybelline. She needs it to cover her kisses from the sun freckles. A “4-In-1 Glow Perfector” Which she’s obschesssssed with and it’s comes in different colours. Her sales pitch “If you haven’t got one try one”
There was then a story about RoyOiOi popping his head over the half door that Weepy built between the kitchen and utility.... she just lovesssssh him guysssssh. What she probably hasn’t shown is the bucket of carrots the other side luring him in. There’s no point showing a pic as it’s just DULL.
There was also more “Tins in the bag” with Ronsomes.... just let him be, Sopha. FFS
He clearly likes to do things how he likes to do them and doesn’t like your grabby claw interfering.
There was yet another “Open with NoNob” where he couldn’t understand why she’d bought yet more Christmasssh decorations and she failed to explain... except to say they’re gold stars, and that they don’t have gold ones There was more Christmasssh gifts for the boyssssh and an odd red/white mat to put under the outdoor Christmasssh mats.... no, I have no idea why either
I’m finishing with this pic of NoNob when he sees the huge bells... I bet he’s wishing his dingalings are as big as them
Fankyou to @mushroomprincess22 for the new “Chief’s Kisssh” thread title
Thread suggestions are taken from anywhere on each thread. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly mark them with Thread Suggestion.
The Wiki is the pink button at the top of the page There’s answers there to all sorts of questions, such as:
Q) Who lives at Greyskull, her old home now?
A) Her sister Mamfa and her family.
Q) Is she pregnant?
A) No idea and we don’t care
Thread #500 is a must read, especially for newbie Nusties, so grab some crunky snacks, 10litres of coke and settle down to have your
opened to her lies and use of filters.https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hin...ife-in-lists-of-lies-the-tattle-truths.26662/
Since the last thread recap....
Tuesday 21st
It came to light that Sopha did indeed go to watch NoNob play football, with Fiddle, the toddler twinsssh and the niece. There’s a blurry photo of her in the stands, but this shows better what her and her mummaz looked like
She still hasn’t congratulated NoNob for winning. Seeing as it raised money for charity a little mention would have gone a long way.
She also showed her set up in “The Memory Room” for her exciting press calls and interviews..... never heard anymore about it. Fingers crossed it’s not another Children’sssh book, the first was as much of a flop as her big floppy hat
Next up, she showed how much Christmasssh tat she had in the loft.... it’s a wonder Trace could move around living up there
Freda Fiddly Fingers had to help her with it all (Of course she did, it was probably all over Fiddles bedroom floor at Camel Farm ) Sopha declared that she wasn’t buying another single thing for Christmas, but has repeatedly ignored herself ever since by buying more tat
Next up were the toddler twinsssh Ronald and Lonald’s Christmasssh day outfitsssh, they’re schooo schoffft guyssssh
Still supporting schmall businessesssh, that tiny retailer called “Next”
There was another appearance of the dumpling casserole
Not quite sure if it was the same one she showed before or if old NoNob and Fiddle were subjected to eating another. The gravy looked like dirty puddle water. Personally I’d rather do an eating Bush Tucker Trial and I find them absolutely revolting
To end the day we had NoNob rolling around on the floor.... no not with tummy ache from the stodgy dumplings but with the toddler twinsssh right before bedtime.... and they wonder why R&L have trouble sleeping
Wednesday 22nd
Starts the day with a “Happy Wednesday” post. Why the need to celebrate it being Wednesday, not a fecking clue to be honesssssscht. But she accompanied it with another hot chocklittttt, using her Velvetiser (Give it up Sopha, Hotel Chocolat aren’t interested in working wivvv you, just like Dryrobe
) Mentioned being on a diet. I bet she had so many “Soph, you don’t need to diet hun, you’re perfect as you are, my queen” type of messages from the hunzzz Next up.... yet another AD for NOTHS. It was mostly more tat to be honesssssscht. Personalised tea towels, key ring for Weepy, blesssh’is’arrrt and old mouth breather himself NoNob had to put in an appearance to be a cringe arsenal hole while “Helping” to put on her necklace
Then there was an odd story about the camels “Play fighting” Whether they were or weren’t it looked to me like RoyOiOi and the other one were being absolute arsenal holes to the poor brown one. No idea of his name, possibly Rupert, but LEAVE HIM ALONE, he’s one of us nusties, blesssh’is’arrrt.
Next up, yet another vomfessscht
This time brie and cranberry in pastry that looked so dry. In fact she said herself it was as dry as NoNob’s flip flop.... I wonder how many times she’s tried to eat one
There was then a pity post.... hoping that when the future Ronald and Lonald see all of the BS and how many times she used them for content they might forgive her if she posts this now
FFS She’s in her 30s, hardly growing up is she
Thursday 23rd
Day off.... thank fuck for that to be honesssssscht
Friday 24th
First post of the day is of Ronsomes with his tins.... again. By this stage I’m wondering if she’s trying to get a brand deal with HEINZ
She’s hoping Santa brings him a handheld scanner, not a till scanner though... which is in fact a beg for the hunzzz or some company or other to send her a freebie
Next up... Black Friday 50% off Garnier Vitamin C Brightening Serum.... find yourselves a small cupboard that doubles as a wardrobe and eye fuck yourself in the mirror. This time though she’s in her barffffroom, still eye fucking herself in a mirror and she ends the AD by saying to pop your SPF on afterwards... unlike her though as she prefers kisses from the sun on her face, which her mummaz promised if she left off the SPF
Over to NoNob where he post a story that he’d taken Audrey Roberts for a walk.... IYKYN
It was Hennerz or was it? It could have been any dog as we couldn’t clearly see him. NoNob might have just walked past a field and snapped a pic of Joe Blogg’s dog
Next up a last min Black Friday AD for Country Abodes Christmasssh collection. It wasn’t even her photo or anything she’s bought but says she has so many pieces from them and that she lovessssssh them
She’s painted the living room wall (Except it wouldn’t have been her) It’s now French Grey..... Will Camel Lodge become Greyskull the 2nd
Is she already bored of the “Trendy” Greige. She’s just trying to get the grey loving hunzz back on side with a grey wall. To be honesssssscht the after pic looks a bit “Snotty Green” I’m sure that’s more to do with Camel Lodge’s candle lighting than the actual colour though
We then had more outfits for the toddler twinsssh from yet another schmall businesssh. Is another circus coming to town by the look of the leggings
Next up the playroom (Commonly mistaken for a photographic dark room) Christmasssh tree. No matter where the boyssssh put the decorations she’ll move them all to make it a perfect pic for the gram. The wall looks a bit snotty Green in there too
We then have the motorbike disease jumper finally making an appearance along with her new hairdo. Sopha, hunnnnnay.... why not just pin ya mop up on top of ya head as per usual.
Saturday 25th
First up a pic of the Camels sticking their heads in the Oraaaaangery door. They can’t come in that way because the Christmasssh tree is now up, with the lights on. To be honesssssscht we needed to miss a traffic jam on the main road and went past Camel Lodge one evening.... I felt I needed to check google maps because I was sure we’d diverted to Blackpool and the illuminations.... so bright along with all the other lights
Yet another “Open Parcels With NoNob” 🥱 It was so dull I nearly fell asleep
This time she was supporting a schmall businesssh called “AmaZON” and another called “Next” I find it hard to believe that anyone enjoys watching this drivel, even the hunzz. There was some toys for the toddler twinsssh for Christmasssh, something for the Spice Gurrrrlssh and any Chickensssh that haven’t vanished or are in the big coop in the sky. There was some hideous big bells, even NoNob looked puzzled by them and a Christmasssh jumper for him to wear at a party..... she must make them look like they get invited to Christmasssh parties guyssssh. It will probably be a get together for Mc’Ds most frequent customers
Sunday 26th
Her content is so dire and desperate she’s now peddling the “Pipe Insulation Hack” for the perfect pleats yet again for her new curtains in the living room. FFS 🥱
Next up... she demoted Keeeeefff the leaffff to the Utility room in favour of a garland over the never been used oven. She wouldn’t show where she got the garlands from though because she said they were expensive for what they were.... absolute tat.
She then shared a pic of Lonsomes leaning on a sleeping Hennerz nose/mouth... NO just NO. She’s insufferable.
Next up.... she shared an odd ghostly pic of them visiting the Christmasssh lightsssh at Hylands Park in Chelmsford. She just couldn’t help but bitch about the toddler twinsssh though. Lonald refused to walk and Ronald was more fascinated by his umbrella.... she had the nerve to write “At least we tried”
There was also stories of her doing a weird ASMR clean. It was just fecking annoying to be honesssssscht. The booffff was shown yet again. They must bump knees every meal and get schplintersssh
Monday 27th
She began the day with a filtered to fuckery AD in the broom cupboard for Maybelline. She needs it to cover her
There was then a story about RoyOiOi popping his head over the half door that Weepy built between the kitchen and utility.... she just lovesssssh him guysssssh. What she probably hasn’t shown is the bucket of carrots the other side luring him in. There’s no point showing a pic as it’s just DULL.
There was also more “Tins in the bag” with Ronsomes.... just let him be, Sopha. FFS
He clearly likes to do things how he likes to do them and doesn’t like your grabby claw interfering.
There was yet another “Open with NoNob” where he couldn’t understand why she’d bought yet more Christmasssh decorations and she failed to explain... except to say they’re gold stars, and that they don’t have gold ones
There was more Christmasssh gifts for the boyssssh and an odd red/white mat to put under the outdoor Christmasssh mats.... no, I have no idea why either
I’m finishing with this pic of NoNob when he sees the huge bells... I bet he’s wishing his dingalings are as big as them
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Pipyspops15
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I'm crying like a seal. SHE GOT 2 BOOKSChristmas Eve book she might of got one but everything else is x2 so that’s over £123 for those small little bits
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Tootle Pip Wiz
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Bet Audrey is thinking, what the fuck is this knob head doing.
The Green Triangle
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Forget the Elf - leave Hinch on the Shelf
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XNosey-parkerX
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Wheres ya garlands gone Hinch?
Status:PiningTheBog
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Sophie spunks more money on shit paper stars, SSS hold my cuppa. I’m going to MAKE shit paper stars!!!
lalala88
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Maybe I'm low maintenance but I actually don't think they're that shit considering she's got loads of kids and actually spends time with them and has a real not tend job. I think credit where credit is due. She is doing God's work trolling Hinch so brazenly. The fact they're just paper makes it even more savage. I enjoyed her calling them "easy" too.Trollomons stars are so shit
llamadramamama21
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"Dunno if she knows but her actual child is right over there"
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Hi Soph, feeling anxious about a little photo shoot are you babes?! Well maybe use your one tiny little brain cell and think that this is what you put your little boys through every day of their lives; every little private moment filmed by the person they should be able to rely on to protect them the most, YOU. You are not fucking anxious love, you crave this attention because you are a shallow, insecure, vapid little air head and FYI ‘sexiness’ has nothing to do with ratty hair extensions, false tits, false teeth, arse implants and an ugly personality. Hope that helps. Get well. 
teshhco-tart
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Poor meeeeee!!
She acts like she’s a single mum who needs to wake up at 5am to take the bus to work full time. She is absolutely revolting and disgusting.
She has full time help, she does not work and nor does her husband. Her mum lives in the house. She gets 90% of her housegoods for free.
She can have a lie in every single day. She has no expense apart from buying bots and macdonalds.
I can’t express how repulsed I am by her and the likes of her. Materialistic cunts and abusive parents. ‘Influencers’ my arse. They are WARNINGS.
She acts like she’s a single mum who needs to wake up at 5am to take the bus to work full time. She is absolutely revolting and disgusting.
She has full time help, she does not work and nor does her husband. Her mum lives in the house. She gets 90% of her housegoods for free.
She can have a lie in every single day. She has no expense apart from buying bots and macdonalds.
I can’t express how repulsed I am by her and the likes of her. Materialistic cunts and abusive parents. ‘Influencers’ my arse. They are WARNINGS.
cantstandinfluencers
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if anyone was in doubt of how staged and fake #mrsHinchhome life was, i think the moving of the Xmas mat from inside to outside just to get the perfect Xmas shot highlights this well. The fact that both Jamie & Sophie couldn’t just open the front door and let their boys grab their Xmas surprise bags without moving a mat and replacing all the bags, shows they never live a spontaneous or fun life. Those kids are merely puppets.i felt that even Lonnies ‘yay’ had been rehearsed with Jamie giving him a cue, as you can see him looking in his direction. How cruel to let your children peer through the glass to see those bags, only to stop filming and to stop the kids from going outside whilst you move a mat! A mat!!! Ffs what’s the matter with these people. This has nothing to do with creating memories. Christmas for the likes of hinch is all about Instagram - who gets the most engagement, comments, brand deals, discounts, commission. Nothing to do with those kids. I would never have done that to my kids. She’s ruining the magic of Christmas by making it all about Instagram and money. So sad. What a fake and utterly depressing life to lead.editing to add on closer inspection she moves that mat three times in total
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cantstandinfluencers
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And Hinch and Jamie haven’t bothered wearing theirs either since receiving them. So much for raising awareness - she only wore her hoody to show off her new hair extensions - she’s vain, shallow and very disingenuousI see that young girl who’s Soph’s number 1 fan has bought one of the motorbike disease charity hoodies and Hinch hasn’t even bothered to give her a like
dollypumpkin
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Look how shit this years garlands look compared to last years. I’m absolutely loving that no fucker wants to give her free decorations and she’s had to do it herself. She must be wounded that poopybelles have gone bump also no stair garland behind her on the iconic stories
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Fluffy20
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Hinch : “I’ve got so many Popsa ornaments because I’ve been collecting them for years”
Also Hinch : “This is the first one I ever ordered when Lennie was a baby”
If Lennie was a baby when you got the first one and he is 2 now how can you have been collecting them “for such a long time”?
Irritates me so much with her. She has no concept of time.
“I bought these boots last year and they’re still lasting really well” Yes you fuckwit because one year is not a really long time. Grrrrrrr !!
Also Hinch : “This is the first one I ever ordered when Lennie was a baby”
If Lennie was a baby when you got the first one and he is 2 now how can you have been collecting them “for such a long time”?
Irritates me so much with her. She has no concept of time.
“I bought these boots last year and they’re still lasting really well” Yes you fuckwit because one year is not a really long time. Grrrrrrr !!
HinchesSousChef
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Anyone see the bit where Jamie read the note and it said about Ronnie practising nativity and Lonnie burst out laughing. The camera quickly cuts. Next shot Lonnie looks like he’s been put in his place. Perhaps if mummaz didn’t laugh at everyone all the time lonnie wouldn’t either.
Fluffy20
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Her obsession with the house, the wedding (and her Mum) really does highlight how immature she is. We all probably had dreams when we were kids or even teenagers about the kind of house we would like to live in and the fairytale wedding we would like to have but most people, as they get older, realise that there are more important things in life. The marriage is more important than the wedding, the life you live is more important than the house that you live it in. Hinch has still not realised that and until she does she’s going to continue having a very shallow and empty life. But what do I know, I’m just a jealous troll