Mrs Hinch #678 Going back to her roots with grey, thinking it will make the sheep stay

[anniemouse]

I see that Georgia and Tommy from Towie have got married. Everyone else, including SS, have said congratulations but not old Soph. She writes a bloody book

I fixed it

 

[anniemouse]

Look how shit this years garlands look compared to last years. I’m absolutely loving that no fucker wants to give her free decorations and she’s had to do it herself. She must be wounded that poopybelles have gone bump also no stair garland behind her on the iconic stories

Hahaha the second photo is the Temu version of the first.

 

[ilovepizza21]

This is my tree none of it matches, I got Dec's my kids have made on there. It's not Instagram perfect. BUT it's been our tree for last 5 years. LO decorated it and I didn't rearrange it.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

*Pops head round door*

I saw Hinch in Tesssshcooooo today

*Sneaks back out before @Danielle0120 calls me a traitorous cunt*

 

[airyfairy76]

Proper drop on Christmas Tree reveal day! Wonder why?

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

When it's 4am you're bleary-eyed, hungry and cold, 10 hours into a shift and all you want is your bed. Then see this twat pretending to be awake talking to a tree when you know full well she's tucked up sleeping soundly not a care in the world. Why does she make out she's so hard done by?
2 hours and counting, I'll make sure I'll say goodnight to the tree that is still in the loft waiting patiently for when I get a spare moment to get it down and throw some decs at it. Bless it/her/him/them

 

[Wize Owl]

I’ll just leave this here………..

What a cocky twat believing she was ever schexy These are comments from her and fam’s burner accounts…. She’s forgotten to change the pics to tend ones of hunzzz

 

[WendyW]

I’ve taken one for the team and scrolled through the (not many) comments and found this beauty…

 

[Wikiwangocard]

More crap and tat for those kids to open.
I mean, you do you, hun, whatever, but please don't bother sharing the inevitable post to the sheep about how "Christmas isn't about presents and having matching PJ'S and Xmas eve boxes and having everything 'perfect'" not all the time you are the epitome of consumerism at its worst.
How these huns don't feel shit and angry with her is a mystery, she is constantly rubbing their noses in her wealth and privilege.
Like I said, she can do as she pleases, but nothing she can buy or give those kids will make them, or her, happy.

 

[AllieBee]

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Must clean, must clean something today as I'm Mrs Hinch, even though I don't want to be anymore.

In the last couple of days, Swolloman and Greedy have cleaned their floor tile grout with The Pink stuff.

Is it an agency demand?


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Why would you do a pre Christmas clean on 5th Dec? Surely they are going to use the sink and shower again before then? I don't do a pre Christmas clean at all, I just do my normal housework. Trying to make something out of nothing again

 

[teshhco-tart]

What a strange family. Filming everything private for strangers to like so they can sell objects no one needs. That's the model. All that without the main characters' consent.
And it's all so orchestrated and disingenuous.

 

[Danielle0120]

Lol at Ronald ignoring mummaz and just looking at and talking to Jamie. Good boy Robot Ron, good boy.

 

[ChickenPie]

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Shall we pick out the untruths and the cuntish moments.

''My family and I all share our Christmas decorations and swap them around every few years''
''I prep most of my dinner the night before''

''my mum always taught me blah blah''


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"Jamie and I are very chill parents" and yet The Claw is ALWAYS hovering. She must have looked like Pinocchio at the end of that call

OK Magazine = Mrs Hinch's Little Book of Lies

 

[Wize Owl]

Oh my word I’ve got a bad case of the giggles that she hasn’t decorated the back of her 8ft tree…. Whatever will the window cleaner, hired help for the floofheads, AmaZON delivery driver, postie and the gardener think

It’s inssshpired me to do a little Christmasssh song

1 dog called Audrey,
2 downstairs loos,
3 filthy floofheads,
4 upstairs barfffrooms,
size 5 footzzz,
6 tend working days,
7 rescued chickenssssh (I’ve lost count tbh)
and an 8ft half decorated tend Christmasssssh tree

 

[Fanta lemon]

If mummy said it was bad luck to put up your decorations before the 1st of December, why have you put up your decorations before the 1st of December? She can't even keep up with her own lies

 

[Wize Owl]

Pre Christmasssh Cleansssh….. it’s the 5th December, aren’t they going to shower, take a shite, walk on the carpet or wash-up again, etc for 20+ days
She spouts the biggest BS EVER

 

[ilovepizza21]

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For a second I fault this is what she wrote

Women hasn't got a clue I had alot issues with my son last few years he was arrested for aasult on me. His calmed down but I won't lie I'm still scared of him. But now my daughter has started and it's a endless battle. And guess what soph I have literally no support network. I'm doing this all alone it's tough all I do lately is cry with everything else I've got going on in my life. Every morning I wake up wishes I didn't.

Women is so tone death she doesn't work, yet earns millions, has a husband who's there 24.7 as he doesn't work. Mummy and sister on call. So when she post shit like this it really pushes my buttons.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

What a souless bag of shite.

 

[Pumpkins1506]

And she does have imposter syndrome because she knows deep down that she's still just a chavvy tart with a big house bought off her lies.

 

[IrishCatlady]

I wonder is she wraps Lonnie’s hair around a toilet roll tube to make it curl