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Fankyou to @Swedish chef for the new “Chief’s Kisssh” thread title
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The Wiki is the pink button at the top of the page There’s answers there to all sorts of questions, such as:
Q) Who lives at Greyskull, her old home now?
A) Her sister Mamfa and her family.
Q) Is she pregnant?
A) No idea and we don’t care
Thread #500 is a must read, especially for newbie nusties, so grab some crunky snacks, 10litres of coke and settle down to have your
opened to her lies and use of filters.
https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hin...ife-in-lists-of-lies-the-tattle-truths.26662/
Since the last thread recap....
Sunday 5th November
First up there was a story from Sopha to say....
To be honesssssscht every event seems to bring Sopha pressure or anxiety. Lately there’s been Halloween anxiety, firework display pressure, what next Santa anxiety
She was determined to make it a very cosy, warm, relaxing family evening.... which was actually not filmed in the evening at all because it gets dark by 4.30pm and her pics still showed daylight between the trees
The evening was anything but a relaxing family evening. Weepy looked like he’d rather be living with the Weepy people. NoNob was being fawned over by Fiddle, it really is bizarre how she looks at him
Ren and Lon were being supervised by the niece and eating marshmallows off long pronged forks 
But never mind all of that because Sopha-Rose aged 3 33 looked like she was having a lovey time Yes they were warm, but that’s because they were gathered around a fecking hot fire pit Which was situated near the fence, under trees and beside bushes. Oh and I wonder how the marshmallows tasted being cooked over treated wood panels
Earlier in the day she showed herself putting together a Bonfire cake.... all by herself She copied the idea because there’s many of these cakes on the gram dating back 10+ years. When the hunzzz complimented how clevvvvva she was to come up with the idea, that she should be a contestant on Shelebrity Bake Off and that she should patent the cake in case any big supermarkets took the idea for themselves she never owned up to it not being her idea... strange that innit, it’s almost like she was tending to be the creator
Maybe the supermarkets could steal this design
November 6th
One of her many days off
November 7th
Sopha started the day with yet another post of Audrey Roberts and the Floofheads poking their noses into the Oraaaaaangery 🥱
🥱
Next up Sopha sitting with Ronsomes looking at a Popsa photo album. Which was an undeclared AD seeing as by the end of the week she was doing adverts with a discount code for Popsa. Also, she must have needed to rush the school run on that day because she dated the pic as 7.35am and Ronsomes was still in his PJs.
Next up, the start of her Christmasssh “Not On The High Street” (NOTHS) ADs. She started with a pic of her holding the crap gift NoNob gave her on their wedding anniversary that he bought from NOTHS, in which she tagged them when she showed it to the hunzzz. NOTHS saw it and asked her to work with them. In this pic she asked if the hunzzz remembered her mention it.... it was only 5 days before
She then began her ADs for the “Pieces” she’d received from the schmall busssinesssesh on NOTHS. There was advent calendars for Ronsomes and Lonsomes that you can put “Ssstuff” inside little houses. She didn’t suggest what sort of “Ssstuff” though
Next up a tree ornament of Audrey and a stocking for him..... she said “If you don’t have a stocking for your pet this year who even are you”
There was personalised door mats, one saying “Merry Christmas from the Hinchliffes” I’m sure the AmaZON delivery driver will loveeeee it
Finally a wooden chopping board with her mummaz-FredaYahoo’s handwritten recipe for “Soph’s toad” printed on it. The recipe included instructions to buy “Tesco’s Finest Chipolatas” Which means this is an odd recipe to have on the chopping board because Sopha insists she’s been a vegetarian for a year. The ingredients also included an unusual ingredient.... “a pinch of tit”
So to summarise she post a plagiarised quote about staying in the moment in “November” on the 2nd and by the 7th she’s already posting Christmas content
Wednesday 8th
It’s hot chocolate sssheason guyssssh. She post a pic of having a hot chocolate with marssshmallowsssh that looked stale with her mummaz.
Next up her Christmasssh advertsssh for Popsa (Hence why she’s been peddling the photo books with Ronsomes) What did she say about Popsa.... “Popsa are Popsa” and that she’s obschesssssed with them guysssssh Click her link for a 30% discount, even though if you go directly to Popsa’s website the discount 50% through them.
She’s going to give one to NoNob full of their wedding pics for Christmasssh. I’ve seen those wedding pics more than I’ve seen my own. What would have been nice is giving him an album filled with family photos, lots of pics of the toddler twinsssh, but no, he must see pics of her in her wedding frock yet again.
Finally a pic of Jumpers and pens for the motorbike disease with her saying “Let’s do this” What “This” is could be anything as that’s all she put.... maybe a sponsored dog walk, nah that would mean getting up off the sofa
Thursday 9th
Sopha’s day off and someone put 10p in NoNob because he shared a pic of “About last night” his pizza
Riveting stuff He also shared pics of Sopha and the toddler twinsssh on a train at a fair, possibly when they went to the Lake District.
Friday 10th
Yet another pic of the Floofheads and Audrey in the Oraaaaaangery... she must have taken a LOT of pre-records of them 🥱🥱🥱
There was then a pic of Ronsomes standing next to lots of tins lined up, saying how he loves to line them up and that’s she’d had to have a late night trip to Teschooo to buy some more. There was also a story of Lonsomes reading a book about, yes you’ve guessed “The Big Bad Wolf”
She then showed a “Couples” Freshen Up Friday that involves putting away the pumpkin stuff.... WTF do they do all week it’s no 10 days since Halloween.
Next up she showed dismantling the scarecrow in the porch “StrawBarry” Then NoNob did some tend work sweeping and jet wassshing the porch. I bet the hunzzz were disappointed he wasn’t wearing his grey joggersssh
Finally she shared a pic of a candle she’s obschesssssed with that she saw at the HB Christmasssh house and now has herself. She showed the wonky cup she recently ordered again and asked the hunzzzz to say whether they’ve started their Christmasssh shopping yet.... even though she’s living in the moment in November.
Saturday 11th
Started the day with a video of Audrey running up the stairs supposedly missing “Mummaz” as she’d had a “Lie in” FFS
There was then a pic of Ronsomes holding a painting of a poppy for 11/11. A sweet pic, but FFS Sopha, stop using your children for engagement
Next up Sopha was showing off a filtered photo of herself wearing a jumper by another Cuntfluencer PTWM. In the pic the jumper is hardly noticeable over her tend enlarged peachy bumbuminnit. What is noticeable though is that she’s not only missing nostrils in filtered pics and gained toes, she’s now missing a leg
She then made some “Reindeer Pops” using marshmallows, chocolate pump icing, stick on eyes and a red smartie for the nose... she used plinky plonky Christmas music on the story.... even though she’s living in November’s moment She gave one to Lonsomes who tended to lick it and handed it back
There was then a story from NoNob about playing in a charity football match at Brentwood on Sunday 19th November for a shelebrity charity match. Has he played since his Fash FC days
I give him 30 seconds on the pitch then he’ll be substituted for wheezing into his barfffroom blanket FredaYahooFiddleFingers will be his one and only cheerleader and will be red carded for running onto the pitch shouting “Get Well” to everyone.
Our nusty hen @AllieBee likened NoNob to looking like a boiled ham in the photo... I agree
Late in the evening Sopha shared a story of her playing a bongo drum on a night out at a restaurant in Laaaaaandon town for make-up friend’s birthday. She never goes out though guysssssh. The restaurant was in Mayfair. Best for her not to bother ordering a bongo drum though because she has zero rhythm or musicality, she just looked like a pissshed aunt at a wedding
Sunday 12th
Hungover Soph must have run out of pre-records of the Floofheads because she started the day without a pic of them. Instead she put her Sofi Annan head back on to share that she’s receiving videos in DMs regarding what’s happening in the news and that she’s not willing to repost the violent and very triggering content.... she doesn’t have to do anything if she doesn’t want to, so why make a fuss, oh yeah engagement and attention Also, she just had to mention twice about her “Millions of followers” She also shared again her previous post that she plagiarised from Gigi Hadid
Fankyou to @Swedish chef for the new “Chief’s Kisssh” thread title
Thread suggestions are taken from anywhere on each thread. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly mark them with Thread Suggestion.
The Wiki is the pink button at the top of the page There’s answers there to all sorts of questions, such as:
Q) Who lives at Greyskull, her old home now?
A) Her sister Mamfa and her family.
Q) Is she pregnant?
A) No idea and we don’t care
Thread #500 is a must read, especially for newbie nusties, so grab some crunky snacks, 10litres of coke and settle down to have your
opened to her lies and use of filters.https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hin...ife-in-lists-of-lies-the-tattle-truths.26662/
Since the last thread recap....
Sunday 5th November
First up there was a story from Sopha to say....
To be honesssssscht every event seems to bring Sopha pressure or anxiety. Lately there’s been Halloween anxiety, firework display pressure, what next Santa anxiety
She was determined to make it a very cosy, warm, relaxing family evening.... which was actually not filmed in the evening at all because it gets dark by 4.30pm and her pics still showed daylight between the trees
The evening was anything but a relaxing family evening. Weepy looked like he’d rather be living with the Weepy people. NoNob was being fawned over by Fiddle, it really is bizarre how she looks at him
Ren and Lon were being supervised by the niece and eating marshmallows off long pronged forks But never mind all of that because Sopha-Rose aged Yes they were warm, but that’s because they were gathered around a fecking hot fire pit Which was situated near the fence, under trees and beside bushes. Oh and I wonder how the marshmallows tasted being cooked over treated wood panels
Earlier in the day she showed herself putting together a Bonfire cake.... all by herself
She copied the idea because there’s many of these cakes on the gram dating back 10+ years. When the hunzzz complimented how clevvvvva she was to come up with the idea, that she should be a contestant on Shelebrity Bake Off and that she should patent the cake in case any big supermarkets took the idea for themselves she never owned up to it not being her idea... strange that innit, it’s almost like she was tending to be the creator
Maybe the supermarkets could steal this design
November 6th
One of her many days off
November 7th
Sopha started the day with yet another post of Audrey Roberts and the Floofheads poking their noses into the Oraaaaaangery 🥱
🥱Next up Sopha sitting with Ronsomes looking at a Popsa photo album. Which was an undeclared AD seeing as by the end of the week she was doing adverts with a discount code for Popsa. Also, she must have needed to rush the school run on that day because she dated the pic as 7.35am and Ronsomes was still in his PJs.
Next up, the start of her Christmasssh “Not On The High Street” (NOTHS) ADs. She started with a pic of her holding the crap gift NoNob gave her on their wedding anniversary that he bought from NOTHS, in which she tagged them when she showed it to the hunzzz. NOTHS saw it and asked her to work with them. In this pic she asked if the hunzzz remembered her mention it.... it was only 5 days before
She then began her ADs for the “Pieces” she’d received from the schmall busssinesssesh on NOTHS. There was advent calendars for Ronsomes and Lonsomes that you can put “Ssstuff” inside little houses. She didn’t suggest what sort of “Ssstuff” though
Next up a tree ornament of Audrey and a stocking for him..... she said “If you don’t have a stocking for your pet this year who even are you”
There was personalised door mats, one saying “Merry Christmas from the Hinchliffes” I’m sure the AmaZON delivery driver will loveeeee it
Finally a wooden chopping board with her mummaz-FredaYahoo’s handwritten recipe for “Soph’s toad” printed on it. The recipe included instructions to buy “Tesco’s Finest Chipolatas” Which means this is an odd recipe to have on the chopping board because Sopha insists she’s been a vegetarian for a year. The ingredients also included an unusual ingredient.... “a pinch of tit”
So to summarise she post a plagiarised quote about staying in the moment in “November” on the 2nd and by the 7th she’s already posting Christmas content
Wednesday 8th
It’s hot chocolate sssheason guyssssh. She post a pic of having a hot chocolate with marssshmallowsssh that looked stale with her mummaz.
Next up her Christmasssh advertsssh for Popsa (Hence why she’s been peddling the photo books with Ronsomes) What did she say about Popsa.... “Popsa are Popsa” and that she’s obschesssssed with them guysssssh
Click her link for a 30% discount, even though if you go directly to Popsa’s website the discount 50% through them.
She’s going to give one to NoNob full of their wedding pics for Christmasssh. I’ve seen those wedding pics more than I’ve seen my own. What would have been nice is giving him an album filled with family photos, lots of pics of the toddler twinsssh, but no, he must see pics of her in her wedding frock yet again.
Finally a pic of Jumpers and pens for the motorbike disease with her saying “Let’s do this” What “This” is could be anything as that’s all she put.... maybe a sponsored dog walk, nah that would mean getting up off the sofa
Thursday 9th
Sopha’s day off and someone put 10p in NoNob because he shared a pic of “About last night” his pizza
Riveting stuff He also shared pics of Sopha and the toddler twinsssh on a train at a fair, possibly when they went to the Lake District.Friday 10th
Yet another pic of the Floofheads and Audrey in the Oraaaaaangery... she must have taken a LOT of pre-records of them 🥱🥱🥱
There was then a pic of Ronsomes standing next to lots of tins lined up, saying how he loves to line them up and that’s she’d had to have a late night trip to Teschooo to buy some more. There was also a story of Lonsomes reading a book about, yes you’ve guessed “The Big Bad Wolf”
She then showed a “Couples” Freshen Up Friday that involves putting away the pumpkin stuff.... WTF do they do all week it’s no 10 days since Halloween.
Next up she showed dismantling the scarecrow in the porch “StrawBarry” Then NoNob did some tend work sweeping and jet wassshing the porch. I bet the hunzzz were disappointed he wasn’t wearing his grey joggersssh
Finally she shared a pic of a candle she’s obschesssssed with that she saw at the HB Christmasssh house and now has herself. She showed the wonky cup she recently ordered again and asked the hunzzzz to say whether they’ve started their Christmasssh shopping yet.... even though she’s living in the moment in November.
Saturday 11th
Started the day with a video of Audrey running up the stairs supposedly missing “Mummaz” as she’d had a “Lie in” FFS
There was then a pic of Ronsomes holding a painting of a poppy for 11/11. A sweet pic, but FFS Sopha, stop using your children for engagement
Next up Sopha was showing off a filtered photo of herself wearing a jumper by another Cuntfluencer PTWM. In the pic the jumper is hardly noticeable over her tend enlarged peachy bumbuminnit. What is noticeable though is that she’s not only missing nostrils in filtered pics and gained toes, she’s now missing a leg
She then made some “Reindeer Pops” using marshmallows, chocolate pump icing, stick on eyes and a red smartie for the nose... she used plinky plonky Christmas music on the story.... even though she’s living in November’s moment
She gave one to Lonsomes who tended to lick it and handed it back
There was then a story from NoNob about playing in a charity football match at Brentwood on Sunday 19th November for a shelebrity charity match. Has he played since his Fash FC days
I give him 30 seconds on the pitch then he’ll be substituted for wheezing into his barfffroom blanket FredaYahooFiddleFingers will be his one and only cheerleader and will be red carded for running onto the pitch shouting “Get Well” to everyone.
Our nusty hen @AllieBee likened NoNob to looking like a boiled ham in the photo... I agree
Late in the evening Sopha shared a story of her playing a bongo drum on a night out at a restaurant in Laaaaaandon town for make-up friend’s birthday. She never goes out though guysssssh. The restaurant was in Mayfair. Best for her not to bother ordering a bongo drum though because she has zero rhythm or musicality, she just looked like a pissshed aunt at a wedding
Sunday 12th
Hungover Soph must have run out of pre-records of the Floofheads because she started the day without a pic of them. Instead she put her Sofi Annan head back on to share that she’s receiving videos in DMs regarding what’s happening in the news and that she’s not willing to repost the violent and very triggering content.... she doesn’t have to do anything if she doesn’t want to, so why make a fuss, oh yeah engagement and attention
Also, she just had to mention twice about her “Millions of followers” She also shared again her previous post that she plagiarised from Gigi Hadid
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