Mrs Hinch #670 The War Of The Roses

[Zofloragirl]

Maybe if you didn’t buy two of everything they would of learnt to share, it’s not rocket science

She clicks also lead by example and share with those around her. It would also help if she didn’t snatch things from Ron to give to Len.
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How can you tell the time on that clock? It doesn’t look like it moves. So it just goes off - no physical warning for the children.
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I was recently at a promotional event on behalf of my employer (who were sponsor partners for the event) & I heard this but a convo was happening in the background between some people who r in the influencer agency industry & they were talking about Mrs Hinch (as well as others) & made some very nonchalant remarks about her having a nanny who ‘assists Freyda’ has an NDA & also a cleaning company who come round & CLEAN HER HOUSE & has professional people who tend to the animals & clean the ‘farm’- also NDA’d.
Tbh, if what they r claim is true I’m not at all suprised, it’s the the very matter of factly manner in which these comments were made almost like it was well known in those circles.

I believe this entirely but it beggars a question…what the hell do these two do?
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This could be an intentional or accidental coding of ADHD or ASD. Timers and gamifying tasks is one way to engage ADHD boys especially. I know adults who do the 15 or 30 minute timer task thing to help them keep on top of chores.
it does help… when one remembers to set the timer!

Like everything else, she’ll lose interest.
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I’ve had that mango body stuff for yonks, I only bought one pot & it’s lasted me ages! Why is she making out it’s just come out? Think will have to buy another brand instead now when it runs out.

She’s forgotten and/or is behind on her contract work. Or they are only paying her to advertise today so she’s had to wait 3 months (that’s blatantly a pre record from near her holiday).

 

[welshgirl2021]

They also said things like it takes alot of people to make the brand marketable so I’m fully inclined to believe it’s not just Fophie & Jimbob with her little minky cloff swanning around shining sinks, it sounded like a whole ass complex strategic operation that’s going on in the background

Well they need to work harder where’s her ‘new’ range?

 

[Burda]

After sneaking a sniff of the rose stuff today I’m left traumatised…It was giving ‘the smell of your baby’s sick after they’ve just had Calpol’ Took me back 15 years to a colicky, reflux baby phase!

Omg it does smell like this!

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

‘Beautiful (size 5) sole’

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I’ve just plagiarised you - accidentally of course x

 

[Itsme1985]

I’ve got an in the wild photo. I’ll post it later. She looks like she’s basically naked.
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Who is that quite large bloke who was part of the Lakey21? He’s involved in today.

He absolutely hammered

 

[IrishCatlady]

Interesting to see LL is now hanging with Emily Norris, Hinchy not popular anymore

 

[signals55]

I think you mean the RSPC?
IYKYK

Nope ...as referring to the dog's insta figures...can't believe I just said that either.

 

[curlywhirlygal]

Is washing pumpkins a thing?!

Apparently so because Saint Sofa said it is donchaaaaaa know

 

[Wildrosesez]

The frantic arm rubbing cos of her “anxiety”

 

[katesbess]

Wow what a day to use to do no work.

 

[Anneofgreengables]

No words

The BFG!

 

[HenryHenchcliffe]

Oh I can see it now, kids in a&e with high temps, and the huns saying well Mrs Hinch said......
I hope you're ok, and on the road to recovery

Its up there with "I googled" or "My friends auntie cat had/is insert diagnosis or loose medical profession connection"

 

[Wize Owl]

Reckon the fish bowl was in memory of flip and flop......maybe P&G are trolling her too

Maybe P&G are the fish people that she flushed down the toilet gave Flip & Flop away to I can’t see any fish in that tank though so maybe P&G weren’t fish people either and just kept the tank

 

[Swedish chef]

Frosted fabric sssssoftner is yesterday's news

 

[beanpole]

Just had a look at cat bum mouths insta

So is lakey22 back on now then?

 

[wubbajonesy]

Probs a bit late to the party but think her and precious SS have had a little fall out. Not much interaction between their newest news!

 

[Danielle0120]

#nofilter

Schnozz on her

 

[anniemouse]

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Now then, I've just been emailed this from co-op, this is right up sofas street make this awareness not the motorbike disease!

I thought you’d photoshopped her face onto it

 

[Inchhighprivateeye]

Also pissing myself laughing that she has had to attend an 'exclusive' event in person, FiddlemeTimbers will be hiding in amongst the foliage ready with the tranquiliser gun and bitty. #getwelllllllllllll
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Try cleaning with my pussycat or something similar for hilarious pictures of some seriously unwell instahunz

Fuck me what a weirdo

 

[anniemouse]

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baffled by her weird atrophied leg.

size 5 futz is back!

So much anxiety
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2) that tv is so wonky I feel like I lost a toe

Get some Oramorph