I can't wait for that! Especially after the splendour of the Easter tree. I've no idea what to expect, never having seen a Halloween tree before, this should be good!A Halloween tree? FFS what next?
A going back to school tree? An i hate my kids and husband tree?
If only there was a search option on that internet thingy. She could have saved a trip and just search for autumn colour candles. Perhaps she hasn’t heard of a small business I sometimes use, Amazon.She can't find autumn coloured candles?! First world problems right there, poor ickle Princess Sopha. Meanwhile in the real world 1 in 6 children in this country will be going to be hungry tonight. Get a grip you fucking brain dead moron.
D9nt get too excited. The twins will only be allowed to paint one each, mummaz will do the rest and only mummaz will be allowed on the tree. Because Hinch is such a great artist, remember the hare!I can't wait for that! Especially after the splendour of the Easter tree. I've no idea what to expect, never having seen a Halloween tree before, this should be good!
ETA, just noticed I’ve been elevated to Well-known Member. Time to stock up on crunky snacks and full fat coke. What a time to be alive.If only there was a search option on that internet thingy. She could have saved a trip and just search for autumn colour candles. Perhaps she hasn’t heard of a small business I sometimes use, Amazon.
Not that I want to encourage the “Hinch is ND” speculation, but I’m like this due to my adhd and it’s HORRIBLE. I don’t have Hinch’s money so I’m on a constant cycle of spending, getting angry and upset with myself for spending because I’ve spent all my money, then convincing myself I “need” such and such and spending, getting the temporary high then getting angry and upset…it’s no way to live.Those reels encapsulate Hinch. It’s all about THINGs. She thinks they bring her pleasure but it’s only a temporary high so she keeps spending more and more. The money aside (which she’ll come to regret), I don’t think life is about possessions and it seems a shallow way of living. I’d far rather have the memories of doing something fun with my family or friends than a revolving door of meaningless junk.
Do my best to see what I can do with them guys! Is she going to get her dad to make more stock or somethingMrs Hinch #664 Even Jim Wrong-Un can’t save Soph’s Korea
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Soph clearly read Tattle, & saw she had been seen with Ronald at Clarks buying school shoes the day before, so admitted it.
Cleanin' wiv Mummaz - unscrewed a lightshade, dushhted it and handed to Fiddle ("well done!") to wossschh in a bucket of soapy wortaahRiveting!
A reminder that her weave was very expensive, as Royoiioii started nibbling her straw head (£1,030 wurrf).
Another cheesy, cholesterol enriched vombo, "Hinch" airfried Nachos, done in flammable paper lining& talking with her mouth full. Manners of a pig!
Bank holiday Monday - a predictable flogfessht. Shark and Air fryer codes for the shoppers.
Another reminder, this time, that her arse snatching leggings are expensive!
Anuvver pub lunch and woshhhing on a flimsy AmazON rack, that she laaves if she's honnnesssht. Showed theInch's underpants, cackling. She wouldn’t share her own knickers online would she!
Hinch did a *dirty delete after FILMING HERSELF TALKING WHILST DRIVING to 'work' wiv Mummaz.
NOT CLEVAAAH SOPHIE & downright dangerous! She WASN'T constantly looking at the road, with the occasional glance into camera, whilst talking!
She faffed about in Home Bargains looking at tat with Mummy, as always. Stilted waffling off a script into a microphone (cringe!!).
Identically dressed boiiscchh, all day, everyday, looking emotionless, robotic & miserable.
POPSA #AD, including the ghastly grifters pictured at a wedding around the same time as Ron was allegedly at death's door with motorbikedisease in hospital.
Here's a reminder of Soph's dirty delete driving/camera chat
Surely the hare IS Halloween decor.D9nt get too excited. The twins will only be allowed to paint one each, mummaz will do the rest and only mummaz will be allowed on the tree. Because Hinch is such a great artist, remember the hare!
OPPAAAAA!God, I have one of those mugs from last year or the year before. I’m going to have to go and smash it to bits now
Clevaaaahhh!Well I waited with bated breath for the styling of said candle…here you go ladies and gents, didn’t she do well?
Surprised she hasn’t slipped up and said MY room like she does to everything else in the house!Saddest thing in that whole totally unnecessary haul - the toadstools for L's room. What 2 year old ever asked for or ever thought they wanted a couple of fake toadstools to decorate their room.. THEIR room, Soph - not your room.
Worse then Watership Down!Surely the hare IS Halloween decor.
Whoever does do it the blame will definitely be put on Ron. He could be sat on the moon playing with his collapsible bucket and he'd still be blamedOh guyshhhhhhhh! I just larve how she’s styled the glass pumpkin on a low table in the tangeriny and can’t wait to see who knocks it off and breaks it! Will it be Ron and Lynn, the terrible twins? Will it be Henners, aka FatDogSlim? Could it be one of the woolly wankers (not Richard though. He’s not allowed in the house. He gets left outside distressed when the other two are inside!)? Or could it be Pat* the missing hen? Or will Sophie six-toes accidentally knock it over with hersize 5feet? Place your bets, nusties!!!
*not sure if the missing hen is called Pat or Pam. Perimenopause means I can barely remember my own toddler’s names let alone Dogpie’s liveatock!
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