Mrs Hinch #659 Begging for attention with alpacas in the grass, Jamie make sure you film right up my arse

[katesbess]

Hoover lines!!!! Now tell me.... who the fuck has immaculate hoover lines in a house with 2 kids... I mean toddlers ??? Who?? Nobody lives in that house, they just exist !! That fat dog has a better life than those boys ... I mean twins... sad life Hinch... sad life...

"Dont tread on the floor do you hear me!"
" but mum How do I wa.."
"No! I don't care!"
"But mum How do i..."
"No.i won't have it. Your not to tread o my hoover triangles! Out out to the garage"

 

[nini01]

So my 4yr old is ASD and GDD too he has to seen at the hospital for his eye he has none of it and they take hours he been seen by them for 3 years now we try and prepare him and us for the appointment as much as we can but the hospital are brilliant. Sofa is just milking it R probably just had a tantrum over the fact his not used to human contact. What does she expect from a 4yr old they meltdown over everything in general anyway let alone a ND child. I personally think they health professionals probably said given he was delayed in speech and few other areas they said the likelihood of R having ASD is high but as he has developed he was just delayed and she still running with GUYYYYSSSS his ASD . Sofa when you read this take time and learn about your child and what is normal for a 4 yr old let alone a 4yr old with ASD think about all us ASD real life mums and wife’s to ASD husbands too. Then show the tears of desperation and stress let me know how that feels then.

As you said there is many ways they test. My daughter has ASD and global development delay and she wears glasses. She did find the whole thing overwhelming however we got there is the end. Even though shes now 8 she don't know all her letters so they did animal pictures which worked better. They can even do colours but again that wouldn't have worked for us. And as for getting close to change the little discs they asked me to do it. It took a while but we got there. No specialist opticians either this was all at our local specsavers. Any parent with a child with additional needs will know that preparation is key, story boards, even you tube videos to show them what will happen. It's no surprise he was having non of it if she's just turned up with him, poor boy.

 

[Bizziebody]

I really don’t understand how people live in these soulless, hoover lined houses. Mind you today I was going to hoover my lounge remembered the hoover was upstairs and couldn’t be arsed to get it. Nothing got hoovered. This laziness is the reason I don’t have a show home

Your home sounds great & normal.

 

[Newcastle 101]

Has she got a job delivering takeaways?

Jus-rol eat

 

[BeeHappy]

I meant about the camels being in the house

Just an answer. No need to be a dick!

 

[Pumpkins1506]

So much to say. Don’t want to repeat and I’m going to have to do this in batches.

Disclaimer - I watched sound off.
Two things.
1) is it my eyes or is there something in the shed?
2) do I spy a small hutch by their water play table

Love your eyes. Definitely a hutch, could be chicken related but v v small if so. Guinea pigs?

I didn't see the thing in the shed before, looking back I thought it was the light reflecting off the inside wall but it stays the whole time she pans around.
What the hell is this?
Does she live in Area 51? Ghost of the back passage? Jim and Fiddle caught at it?

Edit to add: I don't think it's alive, whatever it is. It never moves or changes. I think she's storing something big in the shed.

 

[springheeledyeti]

Wonder if the chosen rooms will have strategically placed Hinch tat to get the “wheres the cushion from hun?” questions

good point! that’s exactly what it is I bet. When does her alleged ‘New range’ come out?
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In other news I am loving all these comparisons to the magic carpet and the furniture

cracking me up to be honessscchhht!

 

[mrsX]

It's a really lovely house.
I like it, not her crap. But the bricks at the entrance are nice. Etc.

It needs more colour. It looks like a staged show home. But it is a lovely house.

The other thing is, I'm glad she pays people do reno it. Like, it shows, the bricks have been done well. Compared to stacey who diys shit and it always shows. I guess that is more relatable but I always thinks, you've got the money, do it properly.

Ron's room is sooo much bigger than lens tho, they won't give a shit now but surely when they're older that'll cause issues?

Ah well rich people problems.

 

[nini01]

She looking like a walking boogie

 

[Zofloragirl]

New animals gonna be 3 pygmy goats?

If so, we're gonna be seeing alot more arse in the air pics after being kicked by them!
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Did she already own the Crem at this point? Or was at least mid purchase.

 

[ragdollmissy]

Is the “study” the same as the memory room? If not where is the memory room?! 100% fiddle lives there full time.

Fiddle lives in the fifth bedroom - the one Hinch didn't show.

 

[TaurusWithLove]

Omg you’re right. I am livid by this she is not capable of owning a horse. View attachment 2364351View attachment 2364352View attachment 2364353View attachment 2364354View attachment 2364352View attachment 2364353

How long do we think it’ll take for the horse to become as fat as Henry? And how long until the horse moves into Freda’s bedroom?

 

[Swedish chef]

Hang on. She has deadlines. In her job?
What fucking job?!!!!

Sinkkkkk sssshhhhining for the hunz, hope that helps

 

[Fatima1234]

Six toed sloth

 

[IrishCatlady]

Almost it was i

Might be imagining it but didn't she say she had gone on a country walk in the summer of that year, and if was actually in the crem back garden?

n the grounds of another house which was £3.5 million if memory serves and had been owned by a car collector who’d gone bankrupt
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Another lie as she we

Just had a nose through her previous Q&A thread

12 weeks ago she said she was heading to Spain for a week, not sure if this tallys with our timeline?

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nt away for 2 weeks

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Did the ‘new animals’ just turn out to be oven ready Pringle or am I going mad?

I found a q+a post from a few months back when she said that they were arriving "after their holiday in July". I'll try and find it again.

I have a feeling she's either changed her story at least once, or we've made up timelines. The thread seemed convinced she said the holiday was in June but I can't find evidence of that.

Regarding the animals - in March it was a few months, then in May it was after the holiday in July.
Which is about now, they've been back over a week.
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Found it:

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Love your eyes. Definitely a hutch, could be chicken related but v v small if so. Guinea pigs?

I didn't see the thing in the shed before, looking back I thought it was the light reflecting off the inside wall but it stays the whole time she pans around.
What the hell is this?
Does she live in Area 51? Ghost of the back passage? Jim and Fiddle caught at it?
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Edit to add: I don't think it's alive, whatever it is. It never moves or changes. I think she's storing something big in the shed.
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Wtf is it. It’s tripping me out she’s so done This on purpose

 

[welshgirl2021]

I think because they are both represented by YMU they have to be seen to be friends. Don’t think Stacey has commented on any of Sophie’s posts since Ron’s hospital stay, but these women play little games and do silly things and write quotes and quickly delete them as if trying to imply someone has upset them. They did the ‘live’ the other night but I honestly think their friendship is just contractual ie sharing each others followers as they both appeal to the sane demographics ie the gullible. They are just two narcs on a mission to outdo each other whilst pretending they like each other
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Have they been inside the house since Ron’s hospital stay though??

What a good point don’t think they have?

 

[geezabreak]

To be fair to her I don’t really see the security issue. All she’s actually done with that walk around is show any potential burglars that she has absolutely nothing of any value worth stealing.
It’s hardly like the place is stocked to the rafters with priceless artwork. They’re not going to break in for a Ninja air fryer, 2 Shark vacuum cleaners and some Elizabeth Duke thumb rings.

An oven ready chicken might appeal though

 

[lalala88]

Every now and then some clever tattler coins a phrase that has me every time I read it. The last one was B tech Brad but now it’s oven ready . That poor pink chicken, I feel so bad laughing at her name..

Laughed so hard at this I nearly burst my c section scar