looool well at least it rhymes with 2 of them,or all as Soph would sayJust seen this.
Calling bingo on name on future cashcow.
Ron, Len, Hen and Ken.
Sounds good.
Yeah but where is the upcycled mirror etc and the pew her and her dad were going to upcycle and had the 'perfect place' forYou know what else was weird she talks about things they've brought from the old house like it's a really weird thing to do. We all know it's weird for her to have anything for a prolonged period of time but come on.... she must know in reality people pack their houses up and move everything.
She's like 'oh look- remember this chair from my old house?? I had it on the landing and we actually brought it with us and I think it looks ok in here'
bloody hell... give the girl a medal for rescuing something she bought a year ago'
I changed up my dining table this week. Currently the 'decoration' is two kids coats, 2 camping lanterns, a charging lead, a pot of slime, two hair bow clips and a half eaten bag of crispsI loved the house tour. Breathy showing off voice? Tick. Terrible decor? Tick. Vocabulary of only 10 words? Tick. I just loved itttt.
She has no interior design flair whatsoever. She sees an idea on Pinterest and rolls it out ad nauseum in every single room. The pointless hanging plants and bags looked shit in the first room but have spread like headlice. She’s butchered that house.
But my favourite has to be the design ideas to change things up on the dining room table. It’s a table, its primary purpose is to eat on you utter bellend. My table has been ‘changed up’ into every meal, a jigsaw, endless board games, my kids working and a bit of laundry this weekend. It’s amazing how useful a table without an Argos 8 place setting perpetually in situ is…
My dining table is a dumping groundI changed up my dining table this week. Currently the 'decoration' is two kids coats, 2 camping lanterns, a charging lead, a pot of slime, two hair bow clips and a half eaten bag of crisps
I agree with an earlier poster, this was filmed when they returned from holiday and the cleaner had been in, probably over seen by SamanthaMy dining table is a dumping groundas is the fruit bowl that's sat in the middle of it There was no dumping ground in her house, stuff on the stairs to go upstairs, coat over the bannister, shoes(or Jamie's flip flops that were always left out at greyskull but never Hinch farm) left where they were taken off. It really is soulless
We've seen that shed before tho haven't we - that's the one that had a massive gap at the end of it at the bottom. The hay trough that she showed before for the new animals was also super short, not appropriate for a fully grown pony or donkeys so what even it is, it's going to be short in size.I’m hoping the horse shape in the shed is some sort of optical illusion…If she has bought 3 miniature ponies then she will need to train them like any other horse. If she hasn’t managed to harness the alpacas by now, I think she will seriously struggle with 3 ponies. I personally think she’s getting sheep but the type that aren’t easily gullible and don’t own their own debit/ credit cards
The new perfikt place for them wasYeah but where is the upcycled mirror etc and the pew her and her dad were going to upcycle and had the 'perfect place' for
And an undeclared ad for Facebook marketplace as a few influencers were doing it at the time.The new perfikt place for them was
Maldon tip. It was just a prelude project to dads workshop
Oooh lovely! I went with a fruit bowl, half a pack of felt tip pens, a laptop and a roll of sellotape. Really finishes the place off *chefs kiss*I changed up my dining table this week. Currently the 'decoration' is two kids coats, 2 camping lanterns, a charging lead, a pot of slime, two hair bow clips and a half eaten bag of crisps
Where’s the dolls houseYeah but where is the upcycled mirror etc and the pew her and her dad were going to upcycle and had the 'perfect place' for
Ohhh, is that why everyone is talking about horses/donkeys?Love everyone running with this horse/cow/donkey idea but this...
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is one weird and ugly animal if that's true.
The more I look at it, the more I just see a bunch of stuff leant against the wall.
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Also, Sous mentioned the latest follow. Dengie do a lot more than just horse feeds. They make a really popular chicken bedding for one.
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Stop spoiling my fun with your logicLove everyone running with this horse/cow/donkey idea but this...
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is one weird and ugly animal if that's true.
The more I look at it, the more I just see a bunch of stuff leant against the wall.
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Also, Sous mentioned the latest follow. Dengie do a lot more than just horse feeds. They make a really popular chicken bedding for one.
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Inch’s ballsOK. I relented and I watched her stories so that's over 20 minutes of my life I am never going to get back ... which felt like 20 hours.
Everyone has already said everything I felt - everything about that house is soulless and un-lived in so why the hell would you want to brag about it???
... but my question to Soph is why did we not get a peep inside the outhouses? I'll tell you what I think - that is the hub of all things Hinch but all things Hinch she does not want hersheepbotsshoppersfollowers to see.
In there will be:
Racks of matching PJs/clothes for the boys that have been gifted to her
Her actual office and full of drawings of her crap range/future books and box after box of receipts for all the tat she's bought so she can claim the cost back as business expenses etc
Box after box of all the tat she buys on her incessant hauls ... before they get lugged off to the tip
Box after box of all the things she is gifted but doesn't want - did we ever see all the gifts from the book signing around the house - Nope - see above point about the tip
Her staff - the gardener/animal person, cleaner, nanny etc
The paraphernalia she needs to make the perfect insta pic - light reflecting things (didn't we see Fiddle carrying one over there once), tripods, burner phones etc
Feel free to add what else you think is in there.
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