Plus I have never known a single person in all my years get their roof cleaned!
Who is she going to influence to get that done? Nobody, fact
Mrs Hinch #636 Even the rats are abandoning the sinking ship
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Who is she going to influence to get that done? Nobody, fact
Surprised she’s not up there shoulder out, chucking some Zoflora around whilst ogling the guys trying to work 
Huns on *that* group later after copying ‘got holes in me roof now can enyone help’ 🫢
Huns on *that* group later after copying ‘got holes in me roof now can enyone help’ 🫢
I may have to stick up for her here because I have had my roof cleaned. We were having some work done re-flashing the chimney and replacing some cracked tiles so they cleaned it all at the same time.
We didn't set out to purposely have the roof cleaned but it is a thing.
We didn't set out to purposely have the roof cleaned but it is a thing.
Dazlin cleaning did last year - shes another daft cow with all her gifted stuff ! Used to work 5 days a week , hardly goes now
There's defo an AD coming today......
that roof cleaning company is based in Southampton... 127 miles away from the tiny village of Maldon.. was there no one any closer that could offer a freebie? 
ETA: Sorry @Pumpkins1506 I see you've already mentioned the distance! Didn't mean to plagarise you, honesschttt
ETA: Sorry @Pumpkins1506 I see you've already mentioned the distance! Didn't mean to plagarise you, honesschttt
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Hope the huns don’t start clambering over their roofs to clean them with Hinch sprays and Minky’s as there is a doctors strike this week. The poor NHS are already struggling without these idiots making it worse. It’ll be like the unscrewing of the waste pipes all over again 
I neeeed some content guyssss. I think I’ll take up that offer of a free roof clean 
so all you guyssss can get your minging roofs cleaned too, but you’ll have to pay loadsamoney!!
so all you guyssss can get your minging roofs cleaned too, but you’ll have to pay loadsamoney!!
If the roof clean was gifted, discounted etc, then shouldn't every frame of her stories declare it as an AD? Surely you're not allowed to just whack a tiny AD at the end of a run of stories? Talking of tiny AD's, solomon couldn't have made hers any smaller for the Abu Dhabi trip, could she. Waffling away about using the special travel agent etc to try and imply that she'd bought and paid for everything.
These influencers are so disingenuous. If you want the free or discounted product, fine, but bleeping own up to it.
These influencers are so disingenuous. If you want the free or discounted product, fine, but bleeping own up to it.
Just seen her roof clean on the company’s website is dated 22nd FEB!!!!
#Yetanotherprerecord
#Yetanotherprerecord
Placing a bingo now that she will get her roof re-sprayed to a different colour. A few interior accounts I follow are all getting this done at the moment.
Clean your roof all you like, your house still looks haunted 
Presumably the roof cleaners have had a massive influx of new followers following their gifted roof clean to Hinch?
I’m looking at the house on that post. I’m not sure it’s hers?? Anyone else?Just seen her roof clean on the company’s website is dated 22nd FEB!!!!
#Yetanotherprerecord
Are we looking at this one? It took my eye too but I don't think it matches Not-a-Farm
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They have tagged MrsHinchAre we looking at this one? It took my eye too but I don't think it matches Not-a-Farm
What an immensely moronic and dull life you lead.
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Probably just seeing out their contract with the minimum distribution.
Going by her mantra int hat pic I should feel like an absolute mess as my under sink cupboard is hardly thing of beauty, but i have a life so I don't really care what it looks like. She needs to get out more. Shame she doesn't feel as good about her kids hey? Moaning about them constantly the last few weeks.
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