Mrs Hinch #636 Even the rats are abandoning the sinking ship

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Such fascinating content, jet washing a roof.

Her house looks weird, it's like 2 houses pushed together, it's so mismatched. It's not a pretty looking house at all
Was thinking the same, really odd. Greyskull looked fucking weird too with that extension
 
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Saw these comments on tik tok, right on her doorstep, will she remove her kids from her instagram? Doubt it
 

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All her fan-sh are going to be standing on their AstroTurf lawns in their grey Tesco slouchy trackies looking at their roofs now working out how many bottles of Hunch Pink Flash they're going to need and now they're going to get their jetwasher up there because theyre not getting it done for free.
 
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Yeah soph.. that video was totally about the roof stop being a thirsty creep and leave men doing their jobs alone you weirdo. Always giggling and gawking at the tradesmen she hires, somebody regrets marrying jimbobnojob now hes in his mid 40s and doesnt look the same i think
 
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Maybe the kids don’t want to play in the playroom because the shutters/blinds are always closed and they want some natural daylight. Also fresh air, but they can’t expect too much now can they
I only have 1 kid who is a boy. And he absolutely adores going out side!! If we haven’t been out by a certain time of day he’ll get his shoes and coat and want to go somewhere!! Even if the weathers bad we try and get a walk in. He hates being in! He’s playing with his train track now but was in the garden before it rained this morning.
he gets grumpy as well if we don’t do anything.
ronnie and Lennie probably need to run some energy off. If only they had a nice big garden to to that in right!????
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Who cares about her kids as long as her cupboard looks good right
 
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Wonder if she’ll mention this
She will now
There'll be a filtered story with a plinky plonky piano soundtrack of her hugging her 'girls' 🥱
...Though very much doubt she's been following all the avian flu rules the whole time... hinch makes her own up
 
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Exactly this too, you never see those boys in anything twice?
I bet she puts them in stuff and throws it away rather than washing it, that's why she doesn't need a clothes line?
It's about time these companies stopped giving stuff away and just lowered the price so everyone had a bargain!!
 
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Nothing says essential purchase and relatable as f*ck like having someone jet wash your roof in a cost of living crisis
 
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Mrs Hinch: I just love supporting small, local businesses.

Also Mrs Hinch: I got a freebie roof clean from this company based 130 miles away in Southampton.
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I really wish some sheep or someone prominent would call her (and other influencers) out on this. Why would these companies operate on a loss just for the chance at a bit of business? The fuel cost for the ~250 mile round trip is ridiculous to begin with, nevermind labour and materials.
It honestly boggles my mind as to why a non-local company would offer a discount or freebie this far away.
 
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Really her cupboard under the sink makes her feel good, she really needs to get laid and get a life
When you look at her option for the first…
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She needs to wake up and smell the Cuntry Garden *same for the other 'influencers' out there*
Thread suggestion (wait, we’ve maybe already had that. excuse me for being as repetitive as camel cuntent if that’s the case.)
 
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I’m not 100% sure but I’m pretty sure I read that you shouldn’t jet wash roof tiles as it damages them. That if you are having your roof cleaned they should use a brush

let’s hope it cracks tiles and she gets some leaks
 
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The hunzzz who have probably never even looked at their roof before will currently be outside fretting that it needs cleaning…. there will soon be a shortage of extra long jet wash hoses and extra tall ladders 🪜 I think A&E departments better brace themselves for an influx of hunzzz with injuries and needing oramorph
 
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It's exploitation really, promises them follow up business so she can get it all free.
What gets me is she acts like roof cleaning is an every day thing, as though it's essential. Her followers are down the food bank and can't cover their bills but her roof is being cleaned for free. How is that relatable?!
 
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Ooh another tradesman to add to Jamie’s birthday guest list. These men are either a young piece of meat or an older “cute” guy aren’t they? She really is a horror
 
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What idiots. I don’t feel a single bit of sympathy for companies that reach out to offer Hinch freebies anymore . I just think they are foolish idiots. Wasting their time, energy and money! It won’t generate any business for them - I’m sorry but how many of Hinch’s followers are going to be hiring a company to travel from Southampton to clean their roofs? 0.001%. Her followers (the ones that aren’t bots!) aren’t the right demographic. They won’t have that sort of spare cash. Not that I have my roof cleaned on a regular basis anyway nor am I near Southampton but that company is blacklisted for me now after being associated with her! X
 
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I didn’t even know roof cleaning was a thing, never in my life have I known anyone get their roof cleaned.
 
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