They probably think it’s something you put in the wash to stop creases
Mrs Hinch #629 Filtered face, a big disgrace, lying and cackling all over the place.
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She'll get in trouble for not making sure her ad disclaimer is visible across all devices.
Sophie you wouldn't have these problems if you didn't constantly try to hide the ads off in a corner. Just have it in the bleeping center. Jesus Christ.
ASA will surely be keeping an eye on her to make sure she's not flouting their rules literally 2 days later. Especially because her page is probably getting more traffic than usual after the news.
She's too unqualified to realize not everyone has the newest iphone so their dimensions are going to be different
Sophie you wouldn't have these problems if you didn't constantly try to hide the ads off in a corner. Just have it in the bleeping center. Jesus Christ.
ASA will surely be keeping an eye on her to make sure she's not flouting their rules literally 2 days later. Especially because her page is probably getting more traffic than usual after the news.
She's too unqualified to realize not everyone has the newest iphone so their dimensions are going to be different
#ad #afflink #brandambassadorYes where can I buy a bottle of Irony from
Not to defend her but the AD on my IG screen is lower (only slightly) and I can see it says AD.
But it's still obscure and not prominent on the story so as we were nustys x
Chuff me I leave my house at 06.30am start my office job at 0730am won't finish until 16.30 and home at 17.45.
Then.... I'll do housework whilst I.cook the family tea. Look after the elderly parent who moved in and i might sit down by 20.30 and bed at 21.00.
Life? Things that make me happy? Don't have time mate
Then.... I'll do housework whilst I.cook the family tea. Look after the elderly parent who moved in and i might sit down by 20.30 and bed at 21.00.
Life? Things that make me happy? Don't have time mate
She thinks she's amazing because she's done a school run, given another child breakfast and emptied the bin by quarter to NINE? duck off you bleep. Most of us will have done much more than that by halfway through the morning. For fucks sake, dealing with young kids is just what most people do, day in and day out. Stop making out its hard and difficult you stupid bleep. Most of us don't have the amount of help you have either.
Just in case I haven't sworn enough Sophie, you're a bleep
Just in case I haven't sworn enough Sophie, you're a bleep
8.46am and she feels like she's conquered the world just for cleaning the bins out whilst Ronnie is at nursery and Lenor is off having his breakfast somewhere in the house with the slaves, aka Inch or Fiddle?
duck off you stupid prick. People have far more going on in the morning than that. And they manage to go to real jobs inbetween school runs and 'tidying' the house. Fuckwit.
duck off you stupid prick. People have far more going on in the morning than that. And they manage to go to real jobs inbetween school runs and 'tidying' the house. Fuckwit.
Smells of eucalyptusshhh with top notes of desperation and stupidity
She really is throwing her kids out isn't she 
She's a crafty cow, the text is that faint and you need the Huble telescope to see the word "AD" and who the duck has time to do all that Easter bollocks to the table. The only person who would have time is a person who does duck all, all day 
Just watched her story from yesterday with Ron & Lon playing with the plasters. Did Jamie dress them both? Have they all got matching vests?
Guyssssssh.... I was feeding baby owlet, looking at her beautiful little face and started wondering what her future will be like. What will she love doing, will she love to sing and dance like her sisters, who will she marry and then it happened.......
I had an epiphany
Not a good one
My 4 Owlets are similar in ages to Ronald and Lenor. They will grow up in the same littletown village as them.... what if one day one of my Owlets say they’ve met “The One” they want to marry and it’s Ronald or Lenor 
I have absolutely nothing against the boyssssh at all.... but what has to happen at the wedding, the bride’s mummaz has to walk down the aisle with, sit next to at the wedding breakfast and dance with the groom’s dad.... that’s Jimbobmouthbreather Poor Mr Owl would have to try and navigate Sopha’s size 5 footz around the dance floor and put up with her cackling into her pasta 
I now have 3 choices:
1) Put our house up for sale and move far away.
2) Forbid the Owlets from dating/marrying anyone if their name begins with Hinch.
3) Go with the flow, it will be fun to upstage Sopha at the wedding as Mummaz-of-the-bride. I can also insist on singing at the wedding “JimbobOiOi style”
All of that
from just looking at my beautiful baby girl. I don’t want to move, I love living where I do. I could never forbid my children to not fall in love with anyone and I really can’t dance cheek to cheek with Jimbobcreepyslob 
So, I’ve decided Sopha and NoNob will have to move and Maldonia can be Hinch free 
Keep reporting her not putting AD on her adverts Nusties.... and highlight any other duck-ups. We need to increase Tattle34 to lots more
I had an epiphany
Not a good one My 4 Owlets are similar in ages to Ronald and Lenor. They will grow up in the same little
I have absolutely nothing against the boyssssh at all.... but what has to happen at the wedding, the bride’s mummaz has to walk down the aisle with, sit next to at the wedding breakfast and dance with the groom’s dad.... that’s Jimbobmouthbreather
Poor Mr Owl would have to try and navigate Sopha’s size 5 footz around the dance floor and put up with her cackling into her pasta I now have 3 choices:
1) Put our house up for sale and move far away.
2) Forbid the Owlets from dating/marrying anyone if their name begins with Hinch.
3) Go with the flow, it will be fun to upstage Sopha at the wedding as Mummaz-of-the-bride. I can also insist on singing at the wedding “JimbobOiOi style”
All of that
from just looking at my beautiful baby girl. I don’t want to move, I love living where I do. I could never forbid my children to not fall in love with anyone and I really can’t dance cheek to cheek with Jimbobcreepyslob So, I’ve decided Sopha and NoNob will have to move and Maldonia can be Hinch free Keep reporting her not putting AD on her adverts Nusties.... and highlight any other duck-ups. We need to increase Tattle34 to lots more
Silly me. I didn’t realise putting anal beads on fake moss on a very, very long bread board classes as a Shhhhpppprrring table. I’m doing it all wrong. You learn something new every day.
And what is the actual point of putting it on a dining table that you never use? It isn’t like anyone else is going to actually see it. Well, apart from when ‘tend business associates come for a ‘tend business meeting. It’ll all be in the bin cupboardthat doesn’t shut properly by the time Fruitcake brings the boyzzzz back from Mamfa’s. Well, apart from the anal beads.
By the way, it’s AD not AD. Wouldn‘t want you to get in trouble again, especially as you’re so busy conquering the world.
And what is the actual point of putting it on a dining table that you never use? It isn’t like anyone else is going to actually see it. Well, apart from when ‘tend business associates come for a ‘tend business meeting. It’ll all be in the bin cupboard
By the way, it’s AD not AD. Wouldn‘t want you to get in trouble again, especially as you’re so busy conquering the world.
Before I read the bit about singing at the wedding, I was already thinking imagine one of your songs at the weddingGuyssssssh.... I was feeding baby owlet, looking at her beautiful little face and started wondering what her future will be like. What will she love doing, will she love to sing and dance like her sisters, who will she marry and then it happened.......
I had an epiphany
My 4 Owlets are similar in ages to Ronald and Lenor. They will grow up in the same littletownvillage as them.... what if one day one of my Owlets say they’ve met “The One” they want to marry and it’s Ronald or Lenor
I have absolutely nothing against the boyssssh at all.... but what has to happen at the wedding, the bride’s mummaz has to walk down the aisle with, sit next to at the wedding breakfast and dance with the groom’s dad.... that’s Jimbobmouthbreather
I now have 3 choices:
1) Put our house up for sale and move far away.
2) Forbid the Owlets from dating/marrying anyone if their name begins with Hinch.
3) Go with the flow, it will be fun to upstage Sopha at the wedding as Mummaz-of-the-bride. I can also insist on singing at the wedding “JimbobOiOi style”
All of that
Keep reporting her not putting AD on her adverts Nusties.... and highlight any other duck-ups. We need to increase Tattle34 to lots more
oi oiiiiii!Also, you forgot to mention that Hinch would come down the aisle in her wedding dress making the day all about her.Guyssssssh.... I was feeding baby owlet, looking at her beautiful little face and started wondering what her future will be like. What will she love doing, will she love to sing and dance like her sisters, who will she marry and then it happened.......
I had an epiphany
My 4 Owlets are similar in ages to Ronald and Lenor. They will grow up in the same littletownvillage as them.... what if one day one of my Owlets say they’ve met “The One” they want to marry and it’s Ronald or Lenor
I have absolutely nothing against the boyssssh at all.... but what has to happen at the wedding, the bride’s mummaz has to walk down the aisle with, sit next to at the wedding breakfast and dance with the groom’s dad.... that’s Jimbobmouthbreather
I now have 3 choices:
1) Put our house up for sale and move far away.
2) Forbid the Owlets from dating/marrying anyone if their name begins with Hinch.
3) Go with the flow, it will be fun to upstage Sopha at the wedding as Mummaz-of-the-bride. I can also insist on singing at the wedding “JimbobOiOi style”
All of that
Keep reporting her not putting AD on her adverts Nusties.... and highlight any other duck-ups. We need to increase Tattle34 to lots more
right!!! I mean... not to brag but
I was up early got the bins out sorted 3 kids did school runs and all the bits inbetween and got to uni 45 MINS AWAY FROM HOME before 9am!! I soooo deserve am award!!! Wheres my 
she is a massive hole so I assume she must need tonsNo ad in the first video but AD is written on 2nd video I know she tagged my own range tesco is the acceptable? Or does it need to say AD
Also How many anal beads does one women have
doesn't show us cleaning the bin as doesn't have time to edit but edits this bullshit. Make it make sense ffs
If baby O married R or L, you can easily push the H family into a corner, let the brides family take over. You could be the motherzilla of the bride! Make them sit in a corner. And obvs you could tell them that the dress code is black and tell everyone else its colourful so they look like plums. And you could tell them no grandmothers allowed, except for the brides! You could have so much fun! And tell them they all have to wear bags on their heads!Guyssssssh.... I was feeding baby owlet, looking at her beautiful little face and started wondering what her future will be like. What will she love doing, will she love to sing and dance like her sisters, who will she marry and then it happened.......
I had an epiphany
My 4 Owlets are similar in ages to Ronald and Lenor. They will grow up in the same littletownvillage as them.... what if one day one of my Owlets say they’ve met “The One” they want to marry and it’s Ronald or Lenor
I have absolutely nothing against the boyssssh at all.... but what has to happen at the wedding, the bride’s mummaz has to walk down the aisle with, sit next to at the wedding breakfast and dance with the groom’s dad.... that’s Jimbobmouthbreather
I now have 3 choices:
1) Put our house up for sale and move far away.
2) Forbid the Owlets from dating/marrying anyone if their name begins with Hinch.
3) Go with the flow, it will be fun to upstage Sopha at the wedding as Mummaz-of-the-bride. I can also insist on singing at the wedding “JimbobOiOi style”
All of that
Keep reporting her not putting AD on her adverts Nusties.... and highlight any other duck-ups. We need to increase Tattle34 to lots more
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