Mrs Hinch #627 In a world where you can be anything, be 'tend! 🤷‍♀️

[CrapEars]

Ooh I must go see if I have a survey

It was in the “extras” bit after the main survey. Extra 200 points!

 

[AllieBee]

You can stalk me anywhere! I got too involved in the NB one and now the CM one is ongoing…
I need some Hinch for balance.

Hopefully she’s not going to reveal a whole petting zoo in time for Easter!

Which ones the CM thread? It's good to see you back!

ETA ignore that I know which one it is now. I haven't gone near that thread cos I know someone who had to go out on the search and it was horrible.

 

[puddleduck]

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Really, she’s hooked on Amazon … I’d never have guessed 🥱

It’s the shopping equivalent of her wedding photos. I’ve seen more of her purchases than my own, just like I’ve seen her wedding photos more than my own. At least in our wedding photos Mr Owl and I are smiling not just posing like we’re having an OK! or HELLO! magazine shoot

To her, Amazon is just the new eBay eBay….never scheeeeen again. Pointless purchases. Just how many wax melt burner thingys does she need or a £14 grass tissue box cover

Sopha….hunnnnnay, you’re so behind on things aren’t you
The Pringles BS Outfit of the day Get ready with me Air Fryer Hotel Chocolat Velvetiser ASMR (Which she still doesn’t understand) Music she uses, tending to like Usher and R&B, when she really loves Michael Bolton Amazon Skiing or tend skiing What next, ice bucket challenge

Is she up on manifestation yet? I don't follow closely enough to know.
Mario could lend her his book because he has it on audio also.

 

[Miss Villanelle]

Please god not donkeys or shit lands, not enough grazing to sustain them or rotate the grazing. She is such a dick.
I hope its pigs as they will wreck her perfectly manicured lawn and are bolshy. Goats will break out and through gate as well.

 

[Zofloragirl]

Looks like the Easter door is done/nearly done then.
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eta - I guess they don’t have nursery today then?

It’s raining and snowing in the neighbouring county. Looks pleasant there.

 

[Spacedman]

Sometimes I think she invites us in
A lobster walks into a bar,the owner says "sorry we don't serve lobsters"........

 

[BeeHappy]

New thread, lovely hens:

Mrs Hinch #628 More Llama Drama from the tend Farmer

Mrs Hinch #628 More Llama Drama from the tend Farmer New thread title courtesy of the wonderful @Wize Owl, who doesn’t appear to be taking 6 months maternity leave like our Soph! Thread titles are taken from anywhere on the thread. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly marked...

tattle.life

 

[Rh3a]

Baby bath time… someone expecting?!

No it just refers to the doll

 

[springheeledyeti]

I have an 8 month old baby (an actual baby Soff) and I can TOTALLY relate to this. I wish I could private message you somehow
I saw this once that really warmed my cockles- just know someone out there knows how you feel and it does get easier

That picture really got me through the constant breastfeeding/actual newborn stage, it’s so lovely and so true. Hang in there @itsanofrommehun

 

[Blackdog]

Omg I’d start a gofundme to get her bots up to 5-10 million but I’d miss the nusty hens too much

Sorry meant £5 to £10 million pounds, d`oh.

 

[boundandgagged]

I see Fiddle dug deep into her pink silk purse for those anal beads

Nice one, made me snort with laughter

 

[Zofloragirl]

So sad that despite all she's achieved,the potential lifestyle she's created,the money in the bank,the security,her hopes and dreams constantly fulfilled ()herdisfunctionalfamily,she really would like this quote to be about herself.View attachment 2014230

I stand corrected. Not showing on my IG

 

[xxDimplesxx]

I can’t see the house tidy! Bugger it sounds soooooo exciting and I may learn something new

 

[ilovepizza21]

Alexa! What is Rimming somebody?

Omg

 

[The Green Triangle]

I'm putting my money on guinea pigs.

 

[nuts82]

Ffs I despair of myself. I've got the song there's a worm at the bottom of the garden stuck in my head... except its there's a hinch at the bottom of the garden, and it's claws go grabbity grab.

I'll see myself out.

Thread suggestion!!

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

Maybe she's copying useless farm from TT and is getting an ostrich. Now that would be worth watching

I would pay good money to see Dogpie being “loved” by Karen

 

[mumpty]

Apologies if you’ve all discussed this, my not tend life is getting in the way of tattle and tv currently, did we ever se Sopha on sort your life out?

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I’m going with either donkeys, Shetland ponies, or sheep.

I think Shetland ponies or sheep too

 

[nursemum12]

Don’t give her ideas

Don’t worry soph will of had a read and thought nah too much effort I’ll just record the camels again