He looks like an inmate who’s tried really hard to dress up for his prison visit 
Mrs Hinch #620 When you think she’s reached an all time low, she sends book to care homes just for show
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Well the thing that struck me, (apart from her children,) is that I was expecting a lot of chavs but a lot of them look like respectable, educated, employed women.
I wanted tracksuits and big bows. Very disappointed
I wanted tracksuits and big bows. Very disappointed
Kate if you're in the queue at the posh bookshop give us a sign
#hinchfaces
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They mostly seem like desperate hunchers to me.Well the thing that struck me, (apart from her children,) is that I was expecting a lot of chavs but a lot of them look like respectable, educated, employed women.
I wanted tracksuits and big bows. Very disappointed
What’s her new obsession with getting her tits out all the time? Has she had another new set fitted? The shoulder has been packed away and the jugs are on full display.
She's got a truly ugly smile. It looks like she is smelling tit on her top lip the way it turns up like.
And her nose..it starts off normal and then turns into this bulbous misshapen thing. Like a sausage thats exploded.
I'm being particularly venomous about her today however she parades her two babies around for a bunch of local morons without a care in the world.
And her nose..it starts off normal and then turns into this bulbous misshapen thing. Like a sausage thats exploded.
I'm being particularly venomous about her today however she parades her two babies around for a bunch of local morons without a care in the world.
Last line would be an excellent thread title
It's unfortunate for Nonob that all his girth is in the wrong place isn't itwhy is he in white? He needs to wear black it’s much more slimming
bleeping hell does she think she's off to The Oscar's? Absolutely ott having a stylist etc just for a book signing. She really is NOT that famous as she thinks she is. bleeping pleb.
The photos are hilarious. 30 odd sheep and Hinch is squished onto a tiny table in a small corner at Waterstones. Not exactly A list glam, more Z list afterthought.
The reason Inch loves the opportunity to show off is that it’s the first time he can genuinely try to muscle in. Usually it’s just her and the cleaning as their brand. Given all the hoo-hah about outfits, how the dickens did he end up in the white athleisurewear monstrosity?
The reason Inch loves the opportunity to show off is that it’s the first time he can genuinely try to muscle in. Usually it’s just her and the cleaning as their brand. Given all the hoo-hah about outfits, how the dickens did he end up in the white athleisurewear monstrosity?
I see she decided to hire a drag queen as a stand in.
It’s obvious why he’s dressed like that. He’s gone as the character she’s portrayed him to be so he’s hyping that up. That’s why he’s got those bleeping stupid flip-flops with him. She talks all the time about grey trackie bottoms and the stupid sheep get all hot and bothered. So he wears that style but slightly more posher than the version he’s normally in. It’s all about the crappy “brand” they’ve painted for themselves. Dickheads. He’s an absolutely desperado.
Good grief, what in the duck is he wearing. He's such a dick trying to be down with the young kids but failing massively. Get in the bin you utter doilum.
All those huns are making me cringe! Jamie's maki g em cringe with the flip flops- they think they're hillarious and all of the huns fall for it 'omg- Jamie brought his flips flops hahahah'
The only word any of them can think of to describe their trip out - ‘amazing’.
See they’re as challenged as their leader in thinking up descriptives!
See they’re as challenged as their leader in thinking up descriptives!
duck sake action-man-knob thinks he’s arrived 
embarrassing..
embarrassing..
What time is tomoros shitshow so I can organise my life and not miss it
Oh my
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