An idea for the next instalment and more factual
That could have been a theme for a story...."Never try to fit in. Always follow your own path"
Exactly this. Think this shows us well and clear about her stance on children deserving privacy. Obviously she’s had a full conversation with her boys about this and they understand at ages 3 and 1, the drawbacks of a digital footprint.Biggest issue with this book for me is using the kids as her sales pitch. Her USP now that she’s #notacleaner is a picture perfect family life but realistically, those boys can’t consent to that. I wonder if they have any idea that this book is being sold to the general public- I doubt it because how can you even grasp that at that age. It’s just a very weird concept to dramatise the lives of your kids and sell it for people to consume.
well I didn’t fancy walking up her plastic yellow brick path to not a fucking farm‘Always walk down your own path’
Listen, hunnnaay. You’re one of hundreds of ‘tend celebs who’ve released shite for us parents to read with children. They’ll be in a charity shop by Easter.
Like a really shit Christopher Robin book.Biggest issue with this book for me is using the kids as her sales pitch. Her USP now that she’s #notacleaner is a picture perfect family life but realistically, those boys can’t consent to that. I wonder if they have any idea that this book is being sold to the general public- I doubt it because how can you even grasp that at that age. It’s just a very weird concept to dramatise the lives of your kids and sell it for people to consume.
And surely there will be a phone in Hinch’s hand in at least one of the pics!!!I wonder if Fiddle plays a part in the story....I mean she’s in their lives every waking hour and probably spoons with Jimbobcreepyslob at night
Just threw up reading that pretend drivel!Oh the shade from Trolloman!
"Beautiful memory for YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!"
Yes because the rest of the world don't want your self obsessed drivel, nor will we pass it down for generations to come!
She should have just made one of those personalised books for Ron & Lon but she had to come up with a new way to fleece her sheep
Exactly - a children's book should be the opposite of what she has in hers. Maybe even someone losing their big fancy house but realising that only family & health matter, not money...Obviously there are some classic children's books out there that just exist and continue to be bought due to our nostalgia, etc. but more contemporary children's books that are successful tend to be due to a relatable storyline or an underlying moral lesson (or are just hilarious!). Here we have a couple of kids nervous to move home but are placated by newer, bigger and better belongings and pets and no doubt some nod to the ever present extended family. Who is buying that? I'm sorry, but especially in the current climate, most kids are faced with moves to either a much similar home away from school, friends and family, or facing moving into much more unknown situations, downsizing to maybe less desirable areas, finding themselves in sub-standard temp accommodation being moved a lot, fleeing situations with little/nothing. Very few of the diehard sheep are likely going to be in a situation where a book about nerves surrounding moving is going to be relatable if their kids are then going to believe they are going to wake up in their own fairytale zoo. And that is obviously not a reflection on the sheep and their parenting. No doubt the vast majority will have their kid's safety and happiness at the centre of all those decisions they can control. It just demonstrates tone-deafness on her/her management's part again and a complete ignorance or outright lack of empathy. Yes she's not responsible for their financial situation/decisions, and I have no issue with her spending huge amounts living out some delusional farm fairytale - her money to do with as she pleases - but learn who your f***ing audience is and then think about how you present yourself to them, especially if you want to keep rinsing them!
Awww. I loved Christopher Robin, when I was a kid I had all my nans old copies of them. My favourites were the poetry ones. Sadly, somewhere through my life I lost them all dunno where they went, lost in one of my house moves I think.Like a really shit Christopher Robin book.
She did make some ambiguous comment I think!Has SSS snubbed Hinchnot a mention to her best bubs forever
ive never felt so embarrassed for someone else in my life. I have actually just cringed out loud. Someone please have a word with her 🫢Mrs Hinch #609 aka Fan Girl #2
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She's only gone and released a children's book innit!
From the Sunday Times bestselling orfur comes Welcome toCuntHinch Farm.
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It's like one of those personalised books you buy children where you add their name and what they like doing.It is a really lovely book but a personal book. A nice book for the kids to look at now and a memory when they get older, even to pass on to their kids, you know a snapshot of their childhood.
I don't think it's a kids story book for the public.
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