Mrs Hinch #609 aka Fan Girl Number 2

[LurkeyMcLurk]

Why the duck is she crying for. Pathetic.

 

[ifimhonest]

Because because. Because.

best selling awfur guys!!

 

[pokeitwithastick]

Did she seriously put those wire baskets in her fridge so ‘she can see what’s inside them’? So she’s replaced the clear plastic boxes that she spent hundreds of pounds on? Couldn’t she see inside the expensive clear plastic John Lewis boxes?
She honestly thinks her sheep are thick.

 

[anniemouse]

There we go. Top 5 on Amazon! Let’s all buy the £1.99 Roblox annual and get that to #1
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I’ll get the Roblox annual for my niece.

 

[Danielle0120]

So…Apparently it’s a story about children coping with change. Not the usual change like going to school or staying away from your parents overnight for the first time. That’s been done. Instead…. It’s about coping with moving into a new house with a big garden.

Not using “coping with change” right Hinch

Funny how she never mentioned Ronnie struggled. I remember her saying that the boys seem the happiest they've been at tend farm. She talks absolute bollocks. The move was sooooo slow, no one struggled.. They probably struggle with having loads more rooms but are never allowed anywhere but the playroom and orangery, they're nothing but robots.

 

[AllieBee]

Book Title;: Mumma let’s Ron play with bin bags
Book Title: The tale of the outdoor slippers

Book Title: Fiddles lets JimBob play with her Prawn pink purse

 

[nuts82]

Oh god she’s not fingering and tapping and clawing at the book that is so so so so schpecial guyyyyysscchhh so so schpecial so so

 

[anniemouse]

There'll be charity shops pleading not to have her mindless drivel of a waste of paper dumped on them. The Works bargain bin will be loaded with them, unable to shift them at 50p.

Like when 50 shades of shite was everywhere. It’s probably a better read.

 

[amusedpineapple]

Miss greedy has just revealed she’s a new brand ambassador for p&g after a trip to Brussels last year

 

[Justapeep]

Listen to his nasal voice saying that look like len in the front of the book he seriously needs to go to specsavers if he thinks that's like len. What a pair of money grabbing hideous people they are.
Flogging it to death now with the videos and reels

 

[anniemouse]

Three copies of the Roblox book winging their way to Fartycat Towers for the lucky Fartygrandtomkittens.

Thing is - who's going to take one for the team and actually buy the Hinch literary masterpiece so we can see the whole thing? Or would it be easier to stand in WHS and photograph every page?

Wait for it to reach Poundland

 

[mrs.m1974]

So she’s going on a book tour (with Janine) - holding out for the “caught in the wild” pics

 

[Justapeep]

Len never waited for the postman she's a liar and the book is as false as her

 

[IrishCatlady]

Because because. Because.

best selling awfur guys!!

And SSS shade, it’s lovely for you and your family not everyone else on the planet

 

[WornoutJo]

And not a single AD was seen.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Please tell me, who the duck puts BASKETS in their fridge??? And then says she can then SEE whats in the fridge? Wtf, make it make sense you thick simpleton. Fridges are not made to look pleasing or aesthetical on the eyes. They are made to STORE your food. What an absolute bleeping dick head. She won't get much in that. But then again, she eats duck all that needs refrigerating anyway.

 

[Mrsstaff]

So most people have a photo book (you know those books that Hinch makes money from when advertising) or make a memory book but Hinch has to monetise on even this. She's despicable!! J K Rowling must be quaking in her boots

 

[Pumpkins1506]

The way she keeps saying first children's book. This isn't the end of it is it?

 

[Justapeep]

Where's the cleaning she said she would do in the new year too busy flogging her FIRST book and we know what that means

 

[itsanofrommehun]

You can accomplish anything when you’re getting free stuff given to you left, right and centre and you have plenty of people to pass your children to more like. What a struggle that must have been, poor lamb.