Mrs Hinch #609 aka Fan Girl Number 2

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Wize Owl



We all know that this is BS... she’ll be sat lapping up the blue tick celebs comments and crying like a seal into her pasta reading the hunzz drivel

As for her Christmas Cleanmas no doubt her real not tend cleaner called Sheila has already been in and cleaned up.... Sopha will just faff around with a cloff wiping over clean surfaces, wanking the tapsssh and cleaning the clean and already shiny fecking cooker, yet again 🥱

She won’t be listening to R&B music to get herself “Going” We all know it will be big conked Michael Bolton

 
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Pumpkins1506

Here you go guysh....a run down of what's in Hunch's fridge...
In barshkit one we have: 3 cucumbers, some strawberries, a bit of melon and some watermelon fingers


In barshkit 2 we have:
All the sauces. And tomato puree of course!


I can't make out barshkit three but it looks like some sort of deli meat and pastry.


Salad drawer is now know as the cheese drawer and she has numerous packets of whole, sliced and grated cheese. I love cheese but I'm actually wowed by how much cheese they must eat and what their cholesterol levels must be.


And finally...the Calpol in the door. This is scary.
Two tubs of butter spread too, just for extra sat fats.
 
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Pipyspops15

GimmieSauceage said:
She’s got a whole drawer out of shot just for cheese 



And then two cucumbers just with the ends sliced off it’s so weird and I didn’t even notice the calpol but people have often said she drugs the boys to sleep 
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No wonder they all have the shits the amount of dairy they must consume. There's 3 (maybe 4) bottles of milk and half underweight of cheese.

There's no way on earth she's bought all that cathedral cheese. It's like justrol gifting gate all over again


Also in the door bay tree chutney and chocolate spread.

Deli bit has sliced pepperoni in it from what I could make out.
 
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tablesandchairs

‘The tree didn’t come with a bag…it came in a box’ well DUH am I the only one who stores it in the box it came in then?!
 
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Titch tactics

Why would Jamie sign a card Mr hinch? It's not your fucking name! Grow some balls for goodness sake. It's all about the Dosh though so he will sacrifice his family name for her. It's drives me mad just like the hinch bros
The death stare she gave him when he asked to sign some cards as he is in the book. No mate I'm the famous one ere, you pipe down and get back in ya box!
 
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Swedish chef

I know she just buys any old shit for the sake of a swipe up or to appear relatable. She brought sleds, but has previously claimed the boys (her actual sons, not the Maldon Three) don't like to get cold or wet. Absolute idiot of a human.

Tinkerbell87 said:
Where's the milk dispensers and expensive clear fridge organisers?
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May I suggest the Maldon Tip?
 
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Gennie19

Cheese and cucumber for dinner then
 
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IrishCatlady

Those baskets look a mess
 
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Parry1988

Also the fridge baskets, how many frigging fridge organisers has she bought over the years
 
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londonLA

She is so desperate she makes a video showing wood she bought at Home Bargains. Wow so exciting guys! oh an even gets a snigger in when showing her firelighter box from Amazon. Sorry,what is funny? Does this cunt laugh at everything?! (It really bugs me!) I get she laughs all the way to the bank, but come one, stop laughing at fucking everything! Need a life? She needs help more like.
Talking of laughing to bank, why did she buy a money box in her haul? Whats that for? As if this greedy cow needs to be penny pinching and putting her coins in a jar to cash up for a rainy day.

The makeup brush holder bag? Why? Don't they all just live in the drawer with her many other 100's of gifted ones? Wasteful bitch.
 
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tattoe_bojangles

With the baskets, what happened to the plastic boxes she just had to have and label and organise? They’re probably down at the tip or in a second fridge but how many people will now Chuck theirs out because Mrs Hinch has black wire baskets?
 
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F1 Philo

Curiousk123 said:
I'd be well freaked out if my mom had written a book about me as a child, that grown women were buying, not for their own kids, but cause they're obsessed with my mother. Like what is that about.
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Sounds almost like the plot for Gone Girl.
 
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IrishCatlady

Yes just like the limited edition laundry detergent
 
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F1 Philo

JustaLurker102 said:
It is a really lovely book but a personal book. A nice book for the kids to look at now and a memory when they get older, even to pass on to their kids, you know a snapshot of their childhood.
I don't think it's a kids story book for the public.
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I thought she'd had one of those personalised books made, and then I realised it was supposed to be a children's book for all children
 
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NoseyRosie24

Her book is showing as the number one best seller in the Amazon children’s books chart. Is that based on pre-orders?
 
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