Mrs Hinch #598 Little Soph Peep is losing her sheep & doesn't know if she'll ever find them!

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Why the bubble wrap?! Nothing she does ever makes sense!
When I saw that bubble wrap all I could think of was how easy it would be for a small child or dog to pull the edge of it and the whole lot will come sliding off the window ledge.
 
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I had a look at her posts all the way back to 2018. She gets less likes now on many posts than she did when she had 1 mil followers. A few posts hit 500k in 2020 (all posts that hit 500k were of her children) all of her "shtyling" posts have always done badly in terms of engagement. none of her posts since 2022 have done well, infact she had more engagement at less than 2mil followers. Make it make sense plz. Her children are the most engaging thing about her even tho "shtyling" is where her heart is home shtyling always struggled to get 100k+ likes,even at 1-4m followers, Henry and even pics of herself and inch always performed badly (comparing follower to engagement ratio), it's usually the boys that reel the likes in and even that is slipping now. What will she do , the rug is for sure getting pulled.

I get that people say she has enough to live off etc even if the insta fame ends, no mortgage etc, but there's so many examples of rappers, singers, celebrities, entertainers (especially from the early and mid 00s) that managed their money very badly and ended up living regular lives once it all crumbled down
 
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Ladies and gentlemen…

I give you the woman who claims she doesn’t get much time to clean anymore

Yet has all the time in the world to dick about
 
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I’m probably Bush to the party re the windowsill decor and I’m sure you nusty hens have covered it all.
Yet here’s my contribution: she copied sss yet again with the format.
Sofa is decorating a room that’s 24/7 set up for dinner but they don’t eat there, and the kids aren’t allowed in there (that answers the many questions of idiotic sheep asking for tips as to how to get toddlers not to touch that shit)

BINGO ALERT: I reckon the main decor will take place over the weekend by some local florist she will tag, because she won’t be paying them and she has to give them a good 3 weeks of exposure so they can gain business from her to recover from their free work for her. Fingers crossed for that poor little business!

Goodnight lovely hens! I’m off to watch Yellowstone (I’m obshheshhtttt) with real farmers and real kick arse women with brains and real sexy cowboys. Not tend farm Essex cunts like these two insufferable wankers.

bisou bi
 
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Awww take care lovely x

When I saw that bubble wrap all I could think of was how easy it would be for a small child or dog to pull the edge of it and the whole lot will come sliding off the window ledge.
Please …obviously with no one getting hurt
 
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I wonder if it's worth popping insta account names for small businesses we come across in the Rave Thread? Mods?; Are we allowed to do that?
 
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OK I'm owning up! I put all mine up on Sunday, I adore Christmas and it's never too early for me! I've got about 8 Christmas trees (only 4 are decorated) a massive tree arch, and a conservatory roof is bauble heaven ( we have invisible netting and a light net and hook the baubles up). I love it, and haven't put ANY photos on social media cos people don't need to see it! I'm sitting here basking in the cosy glow of my Christmas lights! Feel better now? You're honestly not alone there's loads of people just like you and me out there!
 
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Moss to the party, busy real not tend working and had a baby Owlet check-up, bless’its’arrrt 🤍

How does it take so long to produce that itchy looking floof suit, is it made out of the leftovers of RoyOiOi and gang’s sheared floof

Speaking of the floofheads sheared floof, have we ever seen the rugs she was going to have made out of it for Ronni e and Lonnie’s rooms or has it never been sheeeeen again

Edit: rushing to get ready for I’m a Celeb... can we request Dolphin and Jimmy Dickless to go into the jungle next year
 
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Deck the house with rolls of bubble wrap, fa la la la la, la la la laaaa
 
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Soooo body conscious yet she’s constantly wearing clothes that show her body Tesco have to be dropping her soon - watch all her shite get heavily discounted in the Jan sales & hopefully not be seen in stores again!
 
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Nah. It was disease and pox ridden, she could only salvage a little bit, so she hand knitted Jim Dickless a small Christmas present. It's a handmade, itchy, very small willy warmer....
 
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We finally know what she did with the floof when they got their haircuts …alpaca floof shit snit suit anyone
 
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Looks like fandf have moved on to Sam faiers for the children's clothes. #hinchisover
 
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Ahh I feel much better! I love baubles every one on my tree is different and mean so much more then hinch chucking money at the most expensive ones!
 
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