Well that’s us Owls back from walking our dog at the prom..... did my three Owlets wear outdoor morning slippers? Did they fuck, they wore wellies because yanno only twats put slippers on their children to run around outside
Long posssscht Nusties, but I have so many questions....
1) Do Ronni e and Lonnie also have outdoor afternoon and evening slippers
2) Does Slopha Rose Dolphin and Jimmy Dickless also have a selection of Outdoor morning, afternoon and evening slippers
3) What about Fiddle and Weepy, do they bring their own outdoor morning, afternoon and evening slippers with them when they visit, cause they sure as hell don’t leave them in the never sheeeeen again Boot room
4) Seeing as the wellies previously shown as an AD and Brag are probably residing at the tip, should the “Boot Room” now be renamed the “Outside Slipper Room” complete with wonky stick on label
5) Does Weepy’s selection of outdoor slippers have steel toe caps, yanno it’s important to have health and safety rules in place in the
Workhouse Workshop
Maybe he made himself a pair
I mean, he loveeeeees animals, just like Sopha, Bless’is’arrrt.
Weepy proving they are steel toe cap outdoor (morning, afternoon or evening) slippers
6) Does Jimmy Dickless actually wear slippers or has he got Weepy to knock him up some steel toe cap outdoor morning, afternoon and evening flip flops
Sopha even though you haven’t read here since Zoe Slater stormed across Albert Square and screamed "You can't tell me what to do! You ain't my muvvvver!"to which a tearful Kat Slater screeched back: "Yes I am!" It’s as obvious as your missing nostril that you do. The boys wearing slippers outside has been mentioned so often on here. As has why you only show yourselves slothing in the Orangery and not the lounge... suddenly you have a message from one of your
fake accounts hunz asking why you only show the Orangery and TADAAA there’s stories about your lounge, using Lonnie as a prop
Shepherds pie tonight by any chance Sopha
It’s been mentioned lots on here, is that what you’re serving up to Jimmy Dickless’ family followed by an an avalanche of sweets
Poor buggers bless’em.
Oh yeah Sopha, nice placement of ya Hinch book and bottle of Cuntalyptusssh spray laying down on ya Diner boofffffffe.... it should have said
AD Twat
just a few things:
while sitting on her underfloor heating 
xxx