Mrs Hinch #594 She's got a pantry but still wants tend farm decorated for free

[Holly21]

“With Ronnies RMD “ . . .
(Rhythmic movement disorder (RMD) involves stereotyped, repetitive movements at sleep onset; specifically head banging, body rocking or rolling with or without vocalisation. RMD starts between 6 and 12 months of age. If it persists into later childhood it can be resistant to treatment.)

Another ‘diagnosis’ for that poor child - really??? Has this been said by her before or is this something new??
Can you believe anything that spews out of her mouth?

I don’t recall her mentioning Ron having RMD. She hinted in the past he’s been diagnosed with a speech delay and she mentioned a speech therapist a few times but that’s it.

 

[katfromthesticks]

Take it the interview wasn't very interesting? Not much said on here.

I've read he said he's not allowed to grow a beard or moustache or Soph will kick off? That right there shows she's an ABUSIVE, toxic woman. Abuse Jamie. It's abuse. It's controlling. It's abusive and controlling behaviour and it needs nipping in the bud. Imagine if the roles where reversed? She does alot that doesn't sit well with me, the threatening of divorce if he dare grow a beard, sexualising men at work, don't get me from Jamie has done stuff too, but she's trouble that one.

He said he struggled with fatherhood? Soph definitely did, why have they never spoke about it before. Why haven't they used their pages to speak up? They're a pack of bleeping idiots

And I still can't believe a one year old has a bathroom to himself

I recall Ronnie screaming “Jamie” and she was laughing about it. He was only imitating her.

 

[pokeitwithastick]

She did say something about him moving in his sleep? I’m sure the receipts are here

 

[Hereforthecomments1991]

That bleeping giraffe is hideous!!

Looks like the crappy crafts we did at school using old tights and newspaper to stuff them with.

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

Mrs Hinch #594 SH3S G0T 4 P4N TR3 8UT 5T1LL W4NTZ T3ND F4RM D3C 0RA T3D 4 FR33.
(She's got a pantry but still wants tend farm decorated for free)
Thread title by the wonderful @Whenthelightsturntostars
Thread title suggestions can be made anywhere in the thread, please mark them with "thread suggestion" and keep them short and swear free.
The wardrobes in the walk-in wardrobe reveal continued with Sopha laying out £500+ worth of makeup and lashes out in the drawers. She shtyled the shelves with some of her own books and shite, and mummaz jewellery box. I can only imagine that the jewellery box is a travel size version of the pink purse.

Poor old Saint Sopha hasn't dared to look at Tattle Life since wattle and daub walls were the in thing, but she just made sure that she declared a possible at for throwing a load of pot purée into an old Hinch candle jar. She's still learning guysh.

She nipped outdoors for a bit to ponder just how she can create a beacon to Hinch Not-A-Farm for all the huns and trolls. She'd love to put lights all up the mahoosive tree but doesn't know any Sparky's who'll do it for an ad. She also just wanted to brag about how she thinks she can afford the electricity.

Again, she doesn't read here guys, but out came a head-torch beanie and the two man team - both things mentioned on the thread in the last week. I'd say hi to Sopha but she hasn't read here since Samuel Pepys buried his parmesan.

Stop press! Little Old Sophie Rose has become the foul face of fowl, gracing the cover of the latest British Hen Welfare Trust magazine. duck me, she's made it now!
She was having a day off though, so she shared it via Henry's page instead. Nothing gets in the way of her days off apparently.

We were just about to send out a search party to the lodge, for fear that the ghost of the back passage had finally had his reckoning, when up she popped with a kitchen reveal.
You know, the kitchen that we've probably seen every inch of since it was finished 3 months ago.
BTEC Brad "the yes man" Cad has done a fine fine job of bleeping up that kitchen. From the spray painted mdf, to the too small boof and ridiculous panelling. Nothing in that kitchen has escaped the bad design awards 2022 for worst ever kitchen.
Apparently we are to await pantry porn. Whether that's the pantry being filled, or someone being filled in the pantry, we don't yet know. This may be the beginning of the only fans content.
Despite it being unseasonably warm in the microclimate that is Maldon, on went the wood burner. Maybe the electricity bill for all that under floor heating and leaving the lights on all day has come through as a shock?

She was up with the larks alpacas on Tuesday morning. Guffawing moronically at an alpacas mouth and scanning past Len stuffed into a pram, asleep at what she was pretending was 8am.

Sopha then spent the next 5 hours trying so hard to disguise her handwriting as she wrote a note to herself, pretending to be the Quorn Stone people thanking her for supporting their not-that-small business.

We had a quick reveal of the pantry. Lacking in actual food and seemingly where most of the cooking takes place considering there were utensils in there?

Sophie "Dolphin" Hinchliffe is on the way out
Jamie chats on the phone outdoors despite having a massive house with an office.
Fiddle is unpacking her pink purse somewhere

Wiki/thread 500 for newbies.

I thought the hen magazine was fake I thought it was one of you bastards photoshopping

Ahh you know I knew they'd deleted and re-uploaded it but I couldn't work out why, I missed the obvious mis-spelling of their name
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Yes they do need more support. You don’t you fat lardy arse unemployed twit

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So there Tattle.

I don't think anyone is putting down co-sleeping here. We're just casting our doubts on Sophs sudden advocation of it, and the whole "woe is me" she pulls out before a massive brag or reveal.

Yawn.

What’s best for kids is privacy. ThAts all kids hun. There’s no exceptions for talentless people who cba work so make their kids live like the Truman show to help keep your cash flowing in.

No one needs to know about these private events. There’s no benefit for Ronnie you telling 4 million nutters he has rmd. You did it for you to boost engagement on your sad little profile

 

[Pipyspops15]

Anyone watch billie faires mummy diary programe?? Hinch got nominated for her tescho range. Granted she was probably in Malta when the awards was (13th sept) but she never once mentioned it....? Not sure how it's voted for though but she didn't win made me laugh when they discussed the stiff competition they was up against - the beatles and Mrs Hinch

 

[MissBijou]

I don’t recall her mentioning Ron having RMD. She hinted in the past he’s been diagnosed with a speech delay and she mentioned a speech therapist a few times but that’s it.

I don’t have receipts but she mentioned this a few weeks ago when she posted that picture of Ron asleep in his bed (she was explaining about his pillows and used RMD to justify it).

Will try and look for it now but happy for other tattlers to provide receipts! X

ETA it was discussed on here on August 11th during thread 572 which is when she first mentioned it.

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

Thread Suggestion right there




Mrs Hinch can make a mug shot and a mug out of her followers

Mrsh Hinch shows off not a pantry full of mug shots to the mugs that follow her.

The blame is all on the bleeping idiots who follow her for everything she does now. Pricks.

Hope one of you lovely nusties recorded and shared the interview not that it looks any good, I watched the minute or so clip on the BBC Essex page earlier and have to say he's a bumbling boring sod, isn't he.

 

[Pipyspops15]

She did say something about him moving in his sleep? I’m sure the receipts are here

It was around the time of his room reveal with the bolster pillow on his bed. Can't quite remember how that helps it but the pillow was in relation to his movements

Eta - receipt https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hin...s-for-hinch-to-move-house.32537/post-11180844

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

I don’t recall her mentioning Ron having RMD. She hinted in the past he’s been diagnosed with a speech delay and she mentioned a speech therapist a few times but that’s it.

She's definitely mentioned it before when talking about his bed.

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

He said he can’t grow or shave anything or else there’ll be a divorce

Seriously? He's not trying to be funny?

Shame on you Hinch, control freak! Shame on you Jamie for not standing up for something you're supposed to be supporting!

 

[AllieBee]

Pretty sure she's never mentioned it before. She's probably yet again, just being dramatic. First she dramatised his speech, now he probably is just a fussy sleeper who tosses and turns. My middle is like that, she's not got RMD.
She's probably gone on Google and thought ooooh RMD, let's say Ronnie has that too aswell as invisible speech, say things that sounds like he has autism, now this. She's a bleeping disgrace and she'll give Ronnie any and every label she can to keep him going as content.

I'm sure she'll spend tomorrow being all oh guysh I've had so many messages about Ronnie and his RMD...

She's deliberately put that in to up her engagement. All the huns will be messaging her saying "Hi Soph, what's RMD" what's the betting all the huns kids have it too. Have to say I've never actually heard of it, but it doesn't sound like a disorder more a variation on normal. Everything has to have a label on it these days. In Sophies case, literally.

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

Video on the BBC Essex Insta page



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So, she's happy with his beard as it is??
Why did he sit in front of a window someone gift him some beard oil and a brush.
He's got to have said that about the divorce to sound funny, what a fucked up statement though.

There seems to be a problem seeing the uploaded videos.

Thanks mamma, love that you always put the videos up fir us. Hopefully that gets sorted soon.

My fanny flaps have just shrivelled up and died seeing that mug shot.

He's need a chisel and hammer to get mine going

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

Not totally caught up yet but Highclere Castle just posted their front door, decorated with pumpkins. Nowhere near as many pumpkins at a freaking castle’s front door, where they greet hundreds of tourists and guests, than at Not-a-Farm. Get a grip Soph.

 

[Keepingupappearances]

I don’t recall her mentioning Ron having RMD. She hinted in the past he’s been diagnosed with a speech delay and she mentioned a speech therapist a few times but that’s it.

Yeah she has mentioned it because she explained why he had long pillows/cushions across the top of his bed so he didnt harm himself in the night. It was in her stories.

Pretty sure she's never mentioned it before. She's probably yet again, just being dramatic. First she dramatised his speech, now he probably is just a fussy sleeper who tosses and turns. My middle is like that, she's not got RMD.
She's probably gone on Google and thought ooooh RMD, let's say Ronnie has that too aswell as invisible speech, say things that sounds like he has autism, now this. She's a bleeping disgrace and she'll give Ronnie any and every label she can to keep him going as content.

I'm sure she'll spend tomorrow being all oh guysh I've had so many messages about Ronnie and his RMD...

She has and was recently once she moved into the farm and his room was done she was explaining why he had long cushions on his bed. Because he hurts himself sometimes.

 

[eyeswildopen]

Telling everyone that Lenor doesn’t sleep is that her way of explaining why he was a sleep in his buggy at 8am the other morning? Oh and another thing about the buggy is he always still facing her? I would assume it’s a buggy that can easily face outwards.. how does he get to see what’s going on in the world when all he has is her face to look at?

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Yes the RMD has definitely been explained before when she’s talked about Ron’s cushions. It’s a real thing and is more common in autistic children, which is why I think she mentions it. Bread crumbing.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Perhaps all this lack of sleep is why mummaz and Jamie will need a Night away at an expensive hotel this weekend….

why has no more be mentioned of the person who had a friend who saw them at a holiday park this week?

 

[Nannyjo]

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Sofas tales of woe cause the sheep to sob
But to Jimbob its just part of the job £££

 

[anniemouse]

Not totally caught up yet but Highclere Castle just posted their front door, decorated with pumpkins. Nowhere near as many pumpkins at a freaking castle’s front door, where they greet hundreds of tourists and guests, than at Not-a-Farm. Get a grip Soph.
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Spot the difference between tasteful and tacky.