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(She's got a pantry but still wants tend farm decorated for free)
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The wardrobes in the walk-in wardrobe reveal continued with Sopha laying out £500+ worth of makeup and lashes out in the drawers. She shtyled the shelves with some of her own books and shite, and mummaz jewellery box. I can only imagine that the jewellery box is a travel size version of the pink purse.
Poor old Saint Sopha hasn't dared to look at Tattle Life since wattle and daub walls were the in thing, but she just made sure that she declared a possible at for throwing a load of pot purée into an old Hinch candle jar. She's still learning guysh.
She nipped outdoors for a bit to ponder just how she can create a beacon to Hinch Not-A-Farm for all the huns and trolls. She'd love to put lights all up the mahoosive tree but doesn't know any Sparky's who'll do it for an ad. She also just wanted to brag about how she thinks she can afford the electricity.
Again, she doesn't read here guys, but out came a head-torch beanie and the two man team - both things mentioned on the thread in the last week. I'd say hi to Sopha but she hasn't read here since Samuel Pepys buried his parmesan.
Stop press! Little Old Sophie Rose has become the foul face of fowl, gracing the cover of the latest British Hen Welfare Trust magazine. duck me, she's made it now!
She was having a day off though, so she shared it via Henry's page instead. Nothing gets in the way of her days off apparently.
We were just about to send out a search party to the lodge, for fear that the ghost of the back passage had finally had his reckoning, when up she popped with a kitchen reveal.
You know, the kitchen that we've probably seen every inch of since it was finished 3 months ago.
BTEC Brad "the yes man" Cad has done a fine fine job of bleeping up that kitchen. From the spray painted mdf, to the too small boof and ridiculous panelling. Nothing in that kitchen has escaped the bad design awards 2022 for worst ever kitchen.
Apparently we are to await pantry porn. Whether that's the pantry being filled, or someone being filled in the pantry, we don't yet know. This may be the beginning of the only fans content.
Despite it being unseasonably warm in the microclimate that is Maldon, on went the wood burner. Maybe the electricity bill for all that under floor heating and leaving the lights on all day has come through as a shock?
She was up with the larks alpacas on Tuesday morning. Guffawing moronically at an alpacas mouth and scanning past Len stuffed into a pram, asleep at what she was pretending was 8am.
Sopha then spent the next 5 hours trying so hard to disguise her handwriting as she wrote a note to herself, pretending to be the Quorn Stone people thanking her for supporting their not-that-small business.
We had a quick reveal of the pantry. Lacking in actual food and seemingly where most of the cooking takes place considering there were utensils in there?
Sophie "Dolphin" Hinchliffe is on the way out
Jamie chats on the phone outdoors despite having a massive house with an office.
Fiddle is unpacking her pink purse somewhere
Wiki/thread 500 for newbies.
(She's got a pantry but still wants tend farm decorated for free)
Thread title by the wonderful @Whenthelightsturntostars
Thread title suggestions can be made anywhere in the thread, please mark them with "thread suggestion" and keep them short and swear free.
The wardrobes in the walk-in wardrobe reveal continued with Sopha laying out £500+ worth of makeup and lashes out in the drawers. She shtyled the shelves with some of her own books and shite, and mummaz jewellery box. I can only imagine that the jewellery box is a travel size version of the pink purse.
Poor old Saint Sopha hasn't dared to look at Tattle Life since wattle and daub walls were the in thing, but she just made sure that she declared a possible at for throwing a load of pot purée into an old Hinch candle jar. She's still learning guysh.
She nipped outdoors for a bit to ponder just how she can create a beacon to Hinch Not-A-Farm for all the huns and trolls. She'd love to put lights all up the mahoosive tree but doesn't know any Sparky's who'll do it for an ad. She also just wanted to brag about how she thinks she can afford the electricity.
Again, she doesn't read here guys, but out came a head-torch beanie and the two man team - both things mentioned on the thread in the last week. I'd say hi to Sopha but she hasn't read here since Samuel Pepys buried his parmesan.
Stop press! Little Old Sophie Rose has become the foul face of fowl, gracing the cover of the latest British Hen Welfare Trust magazine. duck me, she's made it now!
She was having a day off though, so she shared it via Henry's page instead. Nothing gets in the way of her days off apparently.
We were just about to send out a search party to the lodge, for fear that the ghost of the back passage had finally had his reckoning, when up she popped with a kitchen reveal.
You know, the kitchen that we've probably seen every inch of since it was finished 3 months ago.
BTEC Brad "the yes man" Cad has done a fine fine job of bleeping up that kitchen. From the spray painted mdf, to the too small boof and ridiculous panelling. Nothing in that kitchen has escaped the bad design awards 2022 for worst ever kitchen.
Apparently we are to await pantry porn. Whether that's the pantry being filled, or someone being filled in the pantry, we don't yet know. This may be the beginning of the only fans content.
Despite it being unseasonably warm in the microclimate that is Maldon, on went the wood burner. Maybe the electricity bill for all that under floor heating and leaving the lights on all day has come through as a shock?
She was up with the larks alpacas on Tuesday morning. Guffawing moronically at an alpacas mouth and scanning past Len stuffed into a pram, asleep at what she was pretending was 8am.
Sopha then spent the next 5 hours trying so hard to disguise her handwriting as she wrote a note to herself, pretending to be the Quorn Stone people thanking her for supporting their not-that-small business.
We had a quick reveal of the pantry. Lacking in actual food and seemingly where most of the cooking takes place considering there were utensils in there?
Sophie "Dolphin" Hinchliffe is on the way out
Jamie chats on the phone outdoors despite having a massive house with an office.
Fiddle is unpacking her pink purse somewhere
Wiki/thread 500 for newbies.
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