Mrs Hinch #588 "This Is Me" - A reject on a shelf for 50p! #mrshinchisover

[LittleMissOnions]

WTF is a cleaning show?!

I get motor and boat shows (not that I would go to one) you get to go and lust over things that are out of your budget or brag about how your budget is so big that you already have one of those shiny monstrosities

I get dog shows and country shows too, I mean who wouldn’t be cheered up by a load of waggy tails or doe eyed cows?

But a cleaning show ffs?! I want to avoid spending my time and money on tit like hoovering, why ruin my valuable weekend time while I’m at it

 

[Hens Teeth]

Here’s an update from Sir David Attenborough attempting to understand Cleanfluencing at the bleep & twit Clean & Tidy show (Volume needed - contains swears)
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How on earth do you put these together without laughing?!!! I am howling

I have just got back from work and see there is no sign of her yet! Will she make an appearance I wonder, will there be a 7pm post of some sort

 

[Pumpkins1506]

She's risen from the crypt....

 

[kayl1986]

Just getting it in there about how unplanned it was so no time to let her fans know she would of been doing her makeup and hair for hours for what good it did

 

[Hens Teeth]

Oh here we go, she must have seen my post

 

[ragdollmissy]

She’s *very* comfortable around him isn’t she

Especially when he's spraying her cleavage that's on display. But she's so shy.

 

[Mum of two]

Definitely sulking.
Has she shrunk Henners?

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

I don’t normally post on Mrs Hinch threads, but just saw this on her stories and had to comment. The dog is a fat bastard can it even roll itself back round onto its feet again?! bleeping hell Sofa get the dog out for a lap of the park and help it lose a few kg. It probably has dog diabetes

 

[kayl1986]

Definitely sulking.
Has she shrunk Henners?

She's made her hand smaller and filtered so she's also shrunk the dog most likely we all seen the real claws yesterday

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

She’s *very* comfortable around him isn’t she

I can see she’s been using the gaunt filter to as she looks completely healthy and nice size here such an attention bleep

 

[screenfreelookatme]

She's risen from the crypt....
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She’s pissed about all the weird, unflattering photos of her that now exist, so she’s taken it out on Henry. What *is* this angle?

Nothing like a random unplanned day out when you’ve got two young kids and a “farm” full of animals to care for.

 

[Wikiwangocard]

"Guyzzz, you were so lucky to catch me yesterday...I didn't even know what I was going to be up to, if I'm honesssst, so when my BEST FRIEND STACEY OFF THE TELLY suggested I go and see her sister at a little old cleaning show, I thought "why bloomin not"!
It was so special, and Jemma, that's my best friends sister, was pleased to have a famous celebrity like me to liven the place up a bit and add some glamour! My best friends Dad was REALLY pleased to see me and we had an inappropriately long cuddle..oops, don't tell Jamie ! What am I like?! Anyway, it was all just magical although some people didn't seem to recognise me? I've no idea why. So just wanted to say once again, it was nice to meet the shoppers fans and remember...keep buying tit you dont need!"

 

[AllieBee]

Eau de Hunzz sprayed by Dirty Dave
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Tbh it was a probably a case of having to, she always looks like she's a bit smelly and grubby, like she needs a good bath

 

[ilovepizza21]

Was bleep chops waiting for her lover to post a story first

They pretty much the same format too what a pair twats

 

[AllieBee]

Here’s an update from Sir David Attenborough attempting to understand Cleanfluencing at the bleep & twit Clean & Tidy show (Volume needed - contains swears)
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This is bleeping brilliant!! Howling here!

 

[IrishCatlady]

"Guyzzz, you were so lucky to catch me yesterday...I didn't even know what I was going to be up to, if I'm honesssst, so when my BEST FRIEND STACEY OFF THE TELLY suggested I go and see her sister at a little old cleaning show, I thought "why bloomin not"!
It was so special, and Jemma, that's my best friends sister, was pleased to have a famous celebrity like me to liven the place up a bit and add some glamour! My best friends Dad was REALLY pleased to see me and we had an inappropriately long cuddle..oops, don't tell Jamie ! What am I like?! Anyway, it was all just magical although some people didn't seem to recognise me? I've no idea why. So just wanted to say once again, it was nice to meet the shoppers fans and remember...keep buying tit you dont need!"

If there ever was a Spitting Image puppet made of Hinch, this is exactly what it would say

 

[springheeledyeti]

How on earth do you put these together without laughing?!!! I am howling

It always makes me laugh thinking of @Wize Owl making these, I can barely get through listening to the first sentence before I’m cackling like Soph at a cleaning convention

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

No way that was an unplanned outing. They even had security guards

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Unplanned visit last minute with Stacey Solomon who had been on Sunday brunch that same morning - who is she kidding? Of course she knew she was going as did Stacey, she just couldn’t be bothered to tell any of her followers! She’s a fraud and she knows it. Wouldn’t it have been nice for those Hinchers to have met her in person after spending so much of their hard earned cash on all the cleaning products and Hinch tat over the years? The money that has enabled the Hinchliffes to sit back, do nothing and have the lifestyle they now have.

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

The face of someone who’s realised Hinch isn’t who she is on insta
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Her face actually looks normal here unlike when she uses those silly filters. She doesn’t look gaunt as normal