Mrs Hinch #587 DEFRA rules don’t apply to me, myself, my faces and I

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Look fantastic is one company I point blank refuse to use. Iconic is another. I’ve just had a text from Look Fantastic trying to sell me some Shit of theirs. They can fuck off. Anything she advertises I refuse to touch. Cunts, all of them.

Fuming because I placed an order on LF this morning

 

[Ridleymurphy72]

I’m baffled by how she tries so hard to make her neck look barely there skinny and long when reality is it’s just a normal neck? Why does she do this stupid fake shit?

Because she’s a prize cunt.

 

[EmmaE54]

There was me feeling guilty about my adult child missing out on going out for a Sunday lunch because she was working so we would always go when she had finished work, feel so sorry for poor Ron I bet he would loved to have picked pumpkins.

My mum is the same. Me and my sister are adults and she still feels bad when she takes my sister out and not me

 

[kayl1986]

Are we feeling 7pmish grid post? Or waiting for Stacey's then hers will follow

 

[MrsD33]

Poor old Weepy, I bet he thought after building the table full of Schplintersssh and wonky hall table his work would be done and he could finally relax…. but no, I bet she’ll get him to make one for the fucking floofheads as well 🧔🏻‍♂

What will it be made of?

Old pallets or old scaffy boards

 

[anniemouse]

Oh my Christ, major FOMO teenyTinyacornmanz blocked me (ages ago) because I said his posts showing his wife tend sleeping with Lenor was boring, stupid and dangerous. AND HE BLOCKED MOI


Except for when she does, still very disappointed that she hasn't acknowledged the Cunting about in the Cunty song.

Ahh I bet she sings it to herself when she’s out feeding the chickens stuff they shouldn’t eat and tesssscho carrots to the WWs

We all know she's NOT a vegan kitchen.... #itsnotrawchickenitscookedonion

Also the McFlurrys ain’t vegan

 

[Quizay]

Sorry what is it normal to draw on a banana with a white board marker???

 

[Jessie98]

Another q&a, she'll answer nothing juicy, she'll answer the sameeee 5 or 6 questions that she answers every single time. Bet you a fiver she answers one hinting about baby no.3

Oh don't you know she will. And there will be a few questions about future ranges so she can advertise again. Not a day goes by that she isn't advertising something

 

[Justapeep]

She now wants A picnic table for her chickens!?

I’m sure she had a wee picnic table for pigeons or something back in the day, some weird uncle made for her? Said it before and il say it again..she is fucking half baked - and got far too much time on her hands Googling this shit day in, day out - I want I want I want

It was for a squirrel her uncle made it for her she said

 

[bringingdownthebs]

I was getting worried on how I was gonna get to sleep. If she didn't say night

yeah same… it’s like she’s tucking me in at night when she posts ‘goodnight’ on her stories…

 

[Galway girl]

she’s saving that for the next kid hunnaaayyy, Ronald, Lonald and Donald actually no, they do rhyme 🫢

Too funny... dying

 

[springheeledyeti]

Happy Teeny Peeny Thursday Nusties Usually a day off for Sopha when Jimbobteenypeeny pipes up (As he already has done about the “Chicknic table” Why the fuck would they need that )

Here’s Jimbobcreepyslob with his new venture (Volume needed)
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Looool the vest!!! Oi oiiiiiiii

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Here ya go Hinch & Inch (money grabbing con-artist bassshhhtards). Stick your Ads, links, shhhwipe ups and "Bedroom FIVE reminders" crap up your braggy arsenal holes!
#mrshinchisover

Tesco: People watching every penny to make ends meet

The UK's largest supermarket chain has announced a further boost to pay for its UK workers.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Fraggles ‘R’ us]

Mrs Hinch #587 DEFRA rules don’t apply to me, myself, my faces and I

Thank you to @Pollyanna263 for our new thread title.
Titles taken from anywhere in the thread but please mark with "thread suggestion" or they won't be seen! Keep them short and free from swearing please (as much as she makes us want to use every expletive in every language on earth)

To recap briefly:
She bought/was gifted some expensive house plants that you have to pot up yourself. Probably won't see them again once the 28°c central heating gets to them
Potting the plants took a lot of effort so she took two days off.
She breached DEFRA guidelines twice.
She says shit so much that Ron has now picked it up. She went so far as to stage him saying it while cleaning out the chickens.
She fannyed about filming while her mum and sister did the usual babysitting.
She bought more shite off Amazon but got Jimbob to brag about it this time.

Anyone else finding her increasingly unfunny and arrogant?

Dogpie can't read the room.
Reverend Jimmy reckons he's doing Movember.
Ma Barker is too involved.
Gepetto is still churning out unstable looking carpentry.
Chicken strip has been demoted.

Wiki is the pink button at the top of the page. Thread 500 is also an amusing read.

Amazing recap @Pumpkins1506 will be MIA for a little while so looking forward to all the recaps,

It’s been lovely not seeing her stories might actually unfollow her - don’t need that in my life. I put her book in the black bin the other day, didn’t think it deserved to even be recycled or given a new home

Keeping on track Hinch is a twat she doesn’t read the room and is constant brags I’m not even jealous of her or her life - she is a cold little soul in a soulless house with no real feeling or self worth or love in her life

 

[WeepingWillow]

Not sure I'm allowed to name but a certain celeb who was one of the designers on changing rooms in the 90s famous for his long locks.
Anyway, he called her basically dull and uninspiring in not those exact words. There's an article somewhere

ah how did I miss this!!

*skips off to google*

she's the gift that keeps on giving!

 

[HenryHenchcliffe]

This could be a bingo for you. She’ll use it in the next week now she’s seen it here

I vaccumed the cottage top to bottom yesterday... We haven't seen those iconic hinch hoover lines in a while

 

[MrsMcGreige]

He

Have the woolly wankers given you fleas sofa? Stop bloody scratching.
Oh and pull a brush through that bird’s nest on your head.

Headlice.

 

[IrishCatlady]

Jimmy's set up an Only Fans.

You are joking aren't you

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Is SSS definitely going to Disney? I did notice the disney jumpers thet were wearing.
As for Hinch, a question of baby 3 will be mentioned.
I often wonder why she moved to a bigger house with more rooms.
We are a family of 4 and live in a 3 bedroom. If we were to have another child then I would have to move to a bigger house. I think we will get annoucement soon enough.

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Don't forget am I in yet


Hope she does then we can call him fucking Frank

jimmyjust-in