Mrs Hinch #587 DEFRA rules don’t apply to me, myself, my faces and I

[LAE83]

is she friends will Molly Mae? She’s all over her Insta posts like fly on shit!

 

[ethelworks]

That filter is awful, it makes that bulbous pouch thing between her nose and top lip so much worse!! She's a moron.

 

[PennyPop]

Week One - Mrs Hinch has sadly cracked her Footz and has sadly had to drop out!
She's currently on Oramorph!

Size 5 footz...

 

[Spacedman]

The way she said Amazon on the mop story
So forced & unnatural, also the constant long overdrawn inhales

Any got a side by side of her lakeside face vs the mop story one? Two different people! Both ugly imo

I know a few on here think she’s attractive but I just don’t see it. Filtered or unfiltered I think she’s Ugg

That'll be her inner self shinning through

 

[londonLA]

I will call a bingo when she admits she has never liked cleaning and was always about being insta famous (i will wait, I know how to wait, Mr Bastard, the t.v inspector man, from the Young Ones)

BTW, I Love the Young ones! (and Bottom!) I actually forgot about Mr Bastard!

 

[kayl1986]

Thanks for the new tattle profile pic you fucking psycho!

Changed mine when I seen it too.. if she ends up on tv I will end up smashing mine .

 

[Pigglet9876]

Hey soph you know what Henry would love more A FUCKING WALK

The way he is sitting is breaking my heart it doesn't look right, I know each breed is different and I have a staffie. His coat is another thing it looks awful, she doesn't deserve him

He can't sit properly as he's so big, poor boy

 

[Justapeep]

Will everyone get a bendy box, or only Soph?

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Omg she’s like one of those plastic dolls

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

Rather disturbing that a father thinks and fantasise about his own dick while preparing a snack for his kids and then makes a public post about it SICKOOO

Weird bloke! See he's left the post up too, embarrassed for him!

 

[Hens Teeth]

Boring question and answer to start us off!

 

[ilovepizza21]

yeah same… it’s like she’s tucking me in at night when she posts ‘goodnight’ on her stories…

I know it really settles me especially on my bad days, of course my nose looks like this

 

[Swedish chef]

Probably a bit of both and Sopha will “Style” it with autumnal tat

Held together with Weepy Al's tears of dispair.

 

[LurkeyMcLurk]

I don’t understand? Does it mean she can see who screenshots a story?

It's only for private dms

 

[springheeledyeti]

Another face #hinchfaces

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gormless arsenal hole!

 

[Therealist]

Can’t wait till the kids are old enough to destroy the house

They can’t! They’re rarely there! Plus they’re too controlled

 

[MrsB18]

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I'm dead This is the funniest thing I've seen and this thread is just absolutely hilarious

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Your wish is my command


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She only did that for Tattle anyway! Sad!

 

[Delface]

“You are loved the world” irritates me. It does not make sense, like everything else this cunt says and does

Exactly...wtf does that mean? Fanny.

 

[Squirrelsquad]

@HinchesSousChef Now that you’ve retired from Astroturf Watch, want to be on pine tree watch with me? I’ve whittled the options down to these two trees for the growing region (UK). The Noble Fir and Norway Spruce.

The Noble Fir grows mostly in the wetter western regions. I’m leaning towards the Norway Spruce which is more widespread.

Though really, we all know those cones are from the Pinus Amazonius tree.
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These are literally £6 on Amazon.
I have never in my 35 years seen this line cone in England and I am a country girl who’s spent hours on hours on dog walks. Why make up this shit.

Lovely that you find him so hilarious. Maybe you could sort out that weird bit of hair coming out of his eye. Looks frigging uncomfortable and not at all hilarious. View attachment 1629778

I have this exact breed and coat- not weight- but that is his eye lash- the ey literally look like false ones everyone comments on my pooches ones . They have super long eye lashes not uncomfortable for them . The only I repeat ONLY thing I can say for her care of him is that he seems to be regularly groomed and cut.

 

[Justapeep]

Why does she say everything in a sing song voice like she’s talking to muppets oh yeah …..she is. Saw this on Facebook she really isn’t in the real world is she