Mrs Hinch #587 DEFRA rules don’t apply to me, myself, my faces and I

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Good Morning Beauuuuutiful Hens & Happy Teeny Peeny Thursday!

Reverend James
Sat on a pew
Eating a Skettti Hoop Pie
Shoved a pestle up his bumbum innitt
And shat out a Tesshco Tend Farm plum
And said "what a clevaaah Mannz am I!"
Oii Oii!
Another classic for the tattle community book library.

Often include spiders at no extra cost.

Often include spiders at no extra cost.
 
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Standard Thursday day off then! I mean bless her art she has had a very busy week
 
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We have quite a few Scots pine trees which are beautiful trees and we have pine cones landing all over our garden! They do not look identical whatsoever. Funny how we did not see a video of Supermum Sophie collecting these pines with Ron. Would love to see the trees from which these fell. She said she collected them last year - any evidence.

she has bought everything for that wreath from ‘shock -Amazon’. She can’t deal with anything that is in its natural form - it all has to be delivered in plastic.
 
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Ah local knowledge it’s possible, but then she has lied about where she and Ron got them. She said “the garden.” Reminds me of the pissy sticks they collected for Sopha’s arts and crafts time. You know, the ones that were perfectly straight and of uniform length.
 
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If she got them from the garden I don’t recall there being any pine trees?? Maybe she’s got some pine trees at the new house, but even so the pine cones are just too uniform. They are all identical in size and structure and look suspiciously like the ones you can buy from her favourite shop Amazon.

#pineconegate
 
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Of all her lies, this is the most bizarre! Why?? Just why??
Trying to make it look like she did a wholesome activity with the boys for content. A little reel of her opening the Amazon Box collecting them would have been better for engagement. She could have have chicken strip running in the wind.
 
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I actually live in the Piney Woods of Texas. She is 100% lying about picking those pinecones. You will never find ones in that number that look like that. Especially if you have only 1-2 trees. Why fucking lie about it???
 
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This came up on my TikTok last night.

I know it’s not Hinch related, but worth keeping in mind for those who do ss her stories!
 

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Of all her lies, this is the most bizarre! Why?? Just why??
I would say the most bizarre was when she found perfectly identical twigs on a PAVEMENT with no tree in sight when she did her stick heart thing this is way up there though with her pointless bullshitting
 
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