Mrs Hinch #587 DEFRA rules don’t apply to me, myself, my faces and I

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I'd love to see her on a celebrity Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? She would look a twat in so many ways and Jezza doesn't hold back when he thinks someone is thick
I'd like to see her on celebrity used loosely SAS
 
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Wait… she’s been there a year give or take? Sorry if it’s been said but it really doesn’t seem like it’s been that long!
Yeah I don’t remember christmas being there last year??
 
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Lovely that you find him so hilarious. Maybe you could sort out that weird bit of hair coming out of his eye. Looks frigging uncomfortable and not at all hilarious.
 
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Like old Hinchy, clearly have too much time on my hands at the moment but here goes
I will tell my tale in photo form and it includes the Ammmaschzonnnn pine cones.




basically, the ones you can pick up from the ground, look nowt like hers!
 
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Of all her lies, this is the most bizarre! Why?? Just why??
 
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Ahh, typical Hinch vocabulary. MY and NEED.
Weepy Al, get back in the workshop, make sure those table legs are nice and chunky, babe.


 
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What exactly does she think he is jealous of? He has a career and much more money than her, and at least most people know who he is. If you mention Mrs Hinch, most people just say who's Mrs Hinch!
That’s so true - we have a workman here at the moment and his daughter lives in Maldon, but none of them know who she is! They we’re saying how lovely Maldon is and how much they like the promenade and the walks and the pubs! I’m guessing she doesn’t feature much in the local news then? It’s telling that Sophie never acknowledged Sam Ryder when he won Eurovision - she must have been super jealous of all the attention he was getting
 
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Happy Teeny Peeny Thursday Nusties Usually a day off for Sopha when Jimbobteenypeeny pipes up (As he already has done about the “Chicknic table” Why the fuck would they need that )

Here’s Jimbobcreepyslob with his new venture (Volume needed)
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My two year old currently has a pet pine cone, takes it everywhere with him. It looks just like the real ones @Tharsheblows posted (minus a few prongs now!) He found it when we were in the not tend park we go to every weekend. When will Hinch learn that you don't have to make up stupid lies if you just do normal parenting shit in the first place?
 
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You funny, nusty hen you
The oi oiiii made me think of him as a Thomas the Tank character and that's his toot noise when leaving the station
 
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There’s some pine trees at Maldon Prom Park, I‘ve pointed them out to the Owlets before, but I can’t remember what shape the pine cones are on them I wonder if she’s grabby clawed them from there, like she did with the conkers to make that awful conker tree
 
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AFAIK no one round here really gives a shit. She's never in local news, or pops up on local FB groups. Her local Tesco didn't even have much of the Hunch range, and it wasn't put front and centre - clothes were tucked away at the back and they didn't even stock the egg chair thing.
 
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Daddy is gonna make a chicken table for Princess Soph then. Imagine having no life?
 
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The sheep only use the YoUr JeAlOuS comment as they have no other valid argument. They’ve been conditioned to believe the narrative that Hinch pushes about her being kind, generous and good for mental health. When it comes down to it though they have no examples of any of that. She could tell them she’s a tea towel and they’d believe her. It’s just so strange.

Imagine using it against Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen though. Second hand embarrassment is off the scale.
 
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Daddy is gonna make a chicken table for Princess Soph then. Imagine having no life?
Poor old Weepy, I bet he thought after building the table full of Schplintersssh and wonky hall table his work would be done and he could finally relax…. but no, I bet she’ll get him to make one for the fucking floofheads as well 🧔🏻‍♂
 
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What will it be made of?

Old pallets or old scaffy boards
 
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