Mrs Hinch #587 DEFRA rules don’t apply to me, myself, my faces and I

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Is she trying to copy those ASMR people who tap their nails on everything they unbox?? Almost as bad as nails on a blackboard
And when they start sloshing their mouth 🤢🤢🤢 WHYYYYY! It actually unleashes a top layer of anger I didn’t know I had when they pop up on my TikTok doing that!
 
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Fixed it Sopha 😘
It took me a solid 15 seconds to catch on what youd done here. I seen "door" and kept looking as i genuinely wasnt even suprised she would label the door.

What annoys me most about her neverending ads is that she will literally advertise anything for money.

Like right now, two months before christmas with COL so high the government have had to give everyone money towards electric... she thinks we're all going to run out and sign up to some tit box of samples. duck off sophie you utter fool.

Read the room
 
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Her stories now are always one slide of ‘content’ followed by 6/7 slides of ads. Was she always like this? Did I never see it before I found tattle? 🙈
 
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Trollomon strikes again!!! Takes the worst bits of Hinch and uses them to her advantage.

Wobbly floor!!!! I can’t 🤣🤣🤣

Edit to add; Stacey is a dick too. She’s just better at the game.
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His hands give me this vibe 🤪



Sorry just posted the same didn't mean too copy you hun 🤣 not without crediting you anyways 😘
No its fine :) Glad we all see the same thing with that hand! I'm sat here laughing thinking of them reading here and just seeing that little hand GIF :ROFLMAO:
 
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So if she’s a fully paying customer how many £££s have they paid her to do that #ad?
 
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No its fine :) Glad we all see the same thing with that hand! I'm sat here laughing thinking of them reading here and just seeing that little hand GIF :ROFLMAO:
Us nasty arsenal holes must having them laughing so much they just too scared to admit it 🤪
 
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Hi. I’m Zopha. Unable to deal with the actual ‘shoppers’ so I do a fluff Q&A whilst primping and preening myself [who am I kidding with my ‘hair hat’? I bleeping love how I look! Part mummy, part porno princess]
I’ll pick 6 soft soap questions from the ‘shoppers’ and the only criticism I’ll go near is that from Laurence L-B who didn’t actually name me in his scathing criticism of grey interiors but it’ll make me feel all fancy and important to assume he was referring to me because I’m such an ICON

I’m so bored and lonely. Now that the novelty of the alpacabastards and the hens has worn off, I do not know what to do with myself. Oioinoknob wants me up the duff again asap but these rugrats are eating in to my ICONIC time. I can barely keep up with which day I’m supposed to have visited the ‘special family’ ™️ who live in my old house [the plebs, that have to live in a ‘gifted’ house].

I got bored of parodying Zophs pathetic life so ill
Stop here. Imagine actually living it?! FML.
 
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Sugary foods in unhealthy amounts (alongside a sedentary lifestyle and other poor dietary choices) lead to obesity which is a factor in type 2 diabetes but I doubt those boys will ever reach Henry heights of obesity especially as there is a constant bout of the 💩💩💩 at hinch not a farm 👍🏻
Unfortunately I'm well educated on Diabetes. It's just difficult to hear people claim that sugary foods causes it. When it does not. It can be a small factor, like you said, but it is just one factor in a host of many in causing Type 2.

The problem is that so many people think Type 1 is caused by poor life style/ diet etc. They lump T1 and T2 diabetes together. Which makes an incredibly difficult and life changing diagnosis all that much harder when misinformation is so commonly shared.

Anyhow, this isn't a diabetes thread and Hinch will always be a twit. She just doesn't realise how easy she has it.
 
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Okay I don’t know if someone’s mentioned this and I cba reading everything haha but what is going on with Hinchs eyebrows?! Giving me angry birds vibes 😂
 
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Years ago she used to advertise a beauty box that she and her kids subscribed to every month. Was that Look fantastic?
Why is she suddenly showing it again, dropped her rate maybe? 🤔
 
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Not only is she a Grief Tourist she’s also a Happiness Tourist. Bet she’s never Molly, yet she can’t cope, twit 🤣
It's all about increasing her own engagement. She has nothing in common with mollie mae, she's almost old enough to be her mother. She doesn't know her, has never met her, yet here she is getting emotional and pretending to care. All in the hope that the sheep comment on her post. Same reason as why she's always crying like a pasta faced seal on best bubs post.

Now for the wreath. I can safely say that Hinch does not have an imaginative or creative bone in her body. She's trying and failing to do a Stacey. Stacey and her are as bad as each other but at least the stuff Stacey makes generally looks pretty good, and she does at least make an attempt to recycle and reuse, rather than buying a heap of plastic shite off Amazon. Oh and did you notice, while she's making the wreath she says Amazon normally. I think when she is showing off her latest buys and calls it Amaz0n, that's for our benefit because we take the piss out of her for it.

And those pine cones are plastic not real. Far too uniform and even to be real.
 
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