Mrs Hinch #575 As the hens come home to roost, she’s hoping for an engagement boost

[Pollyanna263]

Oh look, it’s the wobbly headboard but fence version

 

[Macmama]

She’s 100% used a thin filter on Henry.
No way does he have a waist.

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Photoshops the dog, the kids and Jamie shirt for James. Nothing is good enough for her.

 

[Pizzahat]

Wow, that traumatized rescue chicken sure is relaxed 2 days after being taken into its new home. Surely they would still be acclimatising to their surroundings? Why would you introduce a dog into the mix?

 

[5woop]

5 minutes later the friendship had grown further and Patsy was in Henry’s mouth.

“Awwwwww you giving Pat a cuddleeeee?” with a bunch of screeching noises about their bond

 

[Pollyanna263]

Photoshops the dog, the kids and Jamie shirt for James. Nothing is good enough for her.

What gets me is, she edits what she shows so she knows it’s not okay but (with Henry) she could so easily fix it. She’s selfish.

 

[boundandgagged]

We should learn a lot from animals…my Jack Russell would’ve had Pat for dinner in 2 seconds flat soooo…

My dalmatian would have done the same

 

[GrimFandango]

As if she's letting the dog with them day 2

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Photoshops the dog, the kids and Jamie shirt for James. Nothing is good enough for her.

I could never filter my children.
Imagine looking back on your childhood and seeing your mum had photoshopped and lied about you and your life in exchange for some freebies or attention.

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

Oh nice! Chickenshhhrrip strip meets his namesake.

 

[theleagueofgentlemen]

Just catching up.
The floor fella is a cocky bleep isn't he.
And the 'newly slimmed down' dog is gonna have that chickens head off.

 

[Hun_tea22]

Koi carp floor in a woodland theme room? I see the drugs have stopped working then

I think she might be on something rather more hallucinogenic

 

[squatternutbosh]

OMG SHE FILTERED THE DOG SLIM

 

[natsuki]

If she’s filtering Fat Dog Slim (and she 100% was!) then she knows there is a problem, she’s just not willing to address it.

Also, she got the hens on what, Saturday? And now she’s putting Audrey in their coop? And everyone is ok with it? No. She’s had them longer…

And I thought this earlier with her Disney-esque story about everyone getting along, but the WWs all totally reacted negatively to Audrey running about as she said it!! Daft mare.

 

[longtimelurker91]

My 1 year old border collie likes to eat day old chicks. She’d think it was Christmas Day on the farm of pretend. My 3 year old border collie would herd them and the WW. And then try and eat the Grinches

 

[Clem Fandango]

Can the animals teach you that "alot" is actually two separate words though hunnayyyyy?

 

[mgh727]

Henry could’ve murdered that hen in 2 seconds, how bloody irresponsible!!

Then again she isn’t battered and fried so she’s probably safe

 

[SwizzleMalarkey]

Who says fur and feathers don’t mix - erm, no one?? Where does she come up with these things.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Who says fur and feathers don’t mix - erm, no one?? Where does she come up with these things.

Maldonia is magical

Foxes and alpacas are friends
Foxes and hens are friends
Fur and feathers mix
Has its own climate

Hope that helps?

 

[Pumpkins1506]

I'm so stressed out by this and tempted to tag BHWT in that post.

 

[Jwren]

Whatever happened to the importance of being ‘eco friendly’ Mrs Imsoperfect sourcing stones from Europe.