This gives me the creeps everytime I see it, just makes me so uncomfortable and cringey
This gives me the creeps everytime I see it, just makes me so uncomfortable and cringeyThat would put anyone off eating FredaYahoo’s roast dinner
AllegedlyOmg what if his nose job was less a vanity project and more a necessity after sniffing too many… mcflurries iykwim
All conjecture of course.
Thread title please.Nusty trolls who are lovely soles, not arsenal holes.
Probably be up against solomons wedding pics of the kidsShe’s not collecting them until tomorrow (or so she says) just in time for the prime Sunday spot
nusty trolls, lovely soles, and ArsenalholesOh that’s going in the list
nusty trolls and lovely soles
Lol! I am going to say Pam, Pet and Pat!Going to get my names in for the chickens, something long that she can immediately shorten. Penelope, Patricia, Prudence (or Petunia can’t decide between those two)
I think these but the shortened versions as we know how she loves a nickname.Going to get my names in for the chickens, something long that she can immediately shorten. Penelope, Patricia, Prudence (or Petunia can’t decide between those two)
I’m going with, Beyoncé, Whitney and CelineGoing to get my names in for the chickens, something long that she can immediately shorten. Penelope, Patricia, Prudence (or Petunia can’t decide between those two)
PickleGoing to get my names in for the chickens, something long that she can immediately shorten. Penelope, Patricia, Prudence (or Petunia can’t decide between those two)
D, definitelyGoing back to mcflurrygate, when she finished gorging herself do you think she,
A. Threw the rubbish out of the window and drove off.
B. Disposed of it on the premises.
C. Took it back to the moneypit to be disposed of.
D. Still festering in the drinks holder in the door.
Edited to add @Pumpkins1506 option D
Why has she put all the feed and shit in there already? Seems stupid.Mrs Hinch #574 We might be Nusty Trolls and Arsenal holes but at least us fat hens don't have to sell our souls
Last thread was a goldmine for hilarious titles, but someone had to win it. Well done to @Parry1988 for the top suggestion.
Thankfully we've filled the thread at a more respectable hour this time, so what has happened since?
Fredayahoo took to Instagram to defend her ickle Soph. In doing so, she let slip that the house "is very much lived in I'm fank you". She also seems to think it's akin to The Winter Palace (in St Petersburg you uncultured trolls) as it's been an adventure for the boys to explore the rooms.
There was more """styling"""" (so many quotation marks because what she's doing is so far removed from the actual definition of the word) of a bedside cabinet. The only person sleeping in that guest room is Stretch Armstrong with that distance from the bed.
Then again, she thought that being on the end of the bridesmaid row was by SSS side so I can forgive her a little for thinking that a bedside cabinet goes as far away from the bed as possible.
She fed the alpacas...basic animal care there, nowt to be proud of.
More """styling""" in the utility, aka putting tat up on hooks to collect dust.
Nana Rose (named at birth, did not add it in her teens like some) popped round to marvel at how that house was now in the family and to have the alpacas forced on her after Soph threw a load of carrots down at her feet.
Then it was time to sit and recite colours with Ron in the chicken run. Don't forget...Sunday is Hen Day. Monday is clean up the mess the fox made day.
And with that it was off to bed with some child endangerment in the form of a cot set far too high for a toddler.
Saturday was Mop Day, filling the bucket from the hob tap and not the utility tap. Poor Soph has all these taps and sinks but can't work out what each one is for. #brag
On cue, despite not reading Tattle since the first giant redwoods were seedlings, there was a hen house reveal. Unfortunately it's a case of all the gear and no idea, as there was far too much stimulation for rescue hens and far too little in the way of fox proofing. Despite her claims of having fox proofed twice over, there were obvious flaws in the fencing and hedges that are the perfect hen viewing platform height for Mr Todd. Not to mention the excessive food which will only encourage Sammy Whiskers into the coop with his extended family.
(I know you love a bit of Beatrix Potter, Soph, so I've put it in a way you can understand)
Oh and according to one of the sheep, we're all arsenal holes
Sophie Rose (added it in her teens) can't help but brag and neck McFlurrys
Jimbob is desperate to be noticed by Arsenal (the football team not nusty hens. Though probably also us nusty hens tbh)
Fredayahoo is can't decide if she punctuates with a space either side of a comma or not.
Al, hope you're well and safe.
Report her to the ASA for not declaring ads: https://www.asa.org.uk/make-a-complaint.html
Read the wonderful thread 500:
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths
Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths Mrs Hinch - or Sophie Hinchliffe - is without doubt the most talked about person here on Tattle Life. She has twice as many threads as the next highest person. Contrary to what she, or other...tattle.life
Last word missed off the title
She said they will begin with P so would need to be Peyonce, Phitney and PelineI’m going with, Beyoncé, Whitney and Celine
I’m a terrible nusty troll I missed that!She said they will begin with P so would need to be Peyonce, Phitney and Peline
Urrrggh that weird lip smacking noise makes me heave. Wonder if she likes Inch to do that, yanno........when errr.....you know what I mean oioi.That would put anyone off eating FredaYahoo’s roast dinner
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