This is aubergine gate all over again for me ?Clit bang sounds like it belongs on another type of website entirely
Fukin ridiculous now looking back isn’t it !! Quick Grinch brought some new baskets better go and buy them now !! I have 3 children.. 2 of which are 16 months apart ( a 1 and 2 year old, the savage year ) and I also work everyday and do it all on my own because my partner works away but because Soph said I needed to shine my bastard sink and have an empty washing basket at the end of the night I found myself missing valuable time with my children because I was putting them to bed earlier so I could hinch my twatting house !!I did exactly the same. I spent a whole day traipsing round South Shields (when I could have had a massage) looking for the Pink Stuff because she said you had to have it!! My eyes well and truly opened now!!! Oh...this is my first post!!
She'll be rocking in the loftI was going to say it makes sense to keep hold of baby clothes in case you decide to have a second and it happens to also be a boy (not that girls can't wear blue...) but bleeping everything is monogrammed so it would be useless for another baby or anyone else.
Also what's the bloody loft obsession?? Who here has ever sat in their bloody cold, drafty, dark loft to look at photos when they have a perfectly comfortable, heated living room downstairs? This woman has gone completely unhinged. I feel like we're witnessing some sort of mental breakdown! I can imagine her in 30 odd years "come on Ronnie let's go up the loft and look at photos" "piss off mum. You lunatic!"
I’m actually shocked she was born in 1990 looks much olderHi Lou
Hang on-different ladders! This mornings are Don’t quite reach dangerous step ladders and before they went straight into the loft. She is bleeping sick in the head, hmmmm thinks our Soph,lets make content for not just free ladders but a whole new world ( see what I did there? ) of Hinch palace
Jamie has clearly left his job and become Hinch’s witch. Cracks are already appearing,she looks at him in disgust.
I would have thought that his name would be registered on Companies House by now,or does she just pay him a wage? Imagine how he feels about being demoted to coffee table cleaner/eBay builder!
Why does she wash that door mat so much? It’s like she runs out of things to do! Also it seems like she just puts the mat in the wash on its
Shes always at the front door to take in another parcel or to let a workman with dirty boots in.Why does she wash that door mat so much? It’s like she runs out of things to do! Also it seems like she just puts the mat in the wash on its own what a waste of water
Friend of Otto?Who’s reggie?
1991I’m actually shocked she was born in 1990 looks much older
Otto's lucky, jamie only gets word gamesNew thread suggestion
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Sitting in the loft on Otto-Man, Jamie doesn't mind its all part of their plan!
All those chemicals.... f*cking hell!‘Hoover lines’ I posted this picture before as she managed to make them the same shape as her talons! And don’t forget to wrack out a few lines of 1001
I read that in an Ottis Reading Sitting on the dock of the bay voice...New thread suggestion
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Sitting in the loft on Otto-Man, Jamie doesn't mind its all part of their plan!
Ok please can THIS be the new thread title? LOVE Otis Reading. Brilliant!I read that in an Ottis Reading Sitting on the dock of the bay voice...
Sitting in my loft on the ottoman, watching the trees far away, I’m sitting in the loft alone, waiting for someone to pay for a conversion...
Why do that to your baby's lungs!All those chemicals.... f*cking hell!
Sprinkling bastard powder for everyone to see and copy, you’re not suppose to as it’s only for bagged vacuums according to shark . I’ve ruined my beloved shark and it voided guarantee. I had to threaten shark customers service with financial ombudsman( only bought in March) to get me a replacement which I luckily did however I’ve said I’ve seen hinch sprinkling powder and hoover it with gifted shark so did I so if shark wants to gift a gifted vacuum to grinchfluencer they should educate her first on how to use it.‘Hoover lines’ I posted this picture before as she managed to make them the same shape as her talons! And don’t forget to wrack out a few lines of 1001