the eggs will come from the same place the homegrown tomato came from and that’s the SUPERMARKET
the eggs will come from the same place the homegrown tomato came from and that’s the SUPERMARKETWell looks like the bitch is finally moving! Watch the number of bots she buys each day shoot up over the next couple of weeks to push her to 4.6 million. Try and make out that people love her and to justify the new house
She’s predictable as always. Will be an over edited and heavily filtered montage of “I can’t believe it guys” Zooming in on the old house and out on the new one and some sickly Celine Dion, Beyoncé or Leona Lewis ballad over the top. Ronnie running with the dangerous beasts and collecting the first eggs from those poor hens! Ending with them all posing by the front door then a photo posted to their grid about “dreams really do come true” shit
Once a cunt, always a cunt.
“Moving for privacy reasons”I’m not sure if she ever mentioned it, or if we only know because we stalked the planning application…..
edit to add actually I think Ron’s room is above the conservatory, and the sex chamber is the next one along? They wouldn’t be able to put even a Juliette balcony over the conservatory surely?
Edit again sorry
she did say about the balcony
Mrs Hinch #485 Hunchback of Notafarm
Mrs Hinch #485 Hunchback of Notafarm Winning thread title by @mingeandbracket Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards Keep them short and sweet, and swear-free Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies Half a day and half a house tour later, Sophie has confirmed that she is...tattle.life
And it is the next window along.
Plans are here -
Mrs Hinch #544 Double seats and double standards
The more you look, the more things you see that are off. The opening in the garden wall doesn’t line up with the conservatory. It doen’t sit in the centre of the upstairs windows etc We should play a game of ‘whats wrong with the conservatory’ 😂 If it’s just a juliette balcony, it just means...tattle.life
To be fair we only found them because we knew the address because a new tattle user posted the Rightmove photo late one night before she announced the move and some of us were still online and did a reverse image search“Moving for privacy reasons”
Victoriana chicThe colour. It looks like it was white and now belongs on some drab, little street urchin baby on the dirty streets of London in the 1800s. Grim.
The British Hen WELFARE (???!!!) Trust ....what morons
To hide the AstroturfHah she’s editing grass againremember when she done that in front of Ronnie’s little house? It was the same little section of grass repeated over and over
I love youInspired by @Olivemaks thread suggestion (and because I’m putting off all the adulting I should be doing today) I re-wrote Aqua’s Barbie Girl for the Hinchliffes
Hiya, Sophie
Hi, James
You want to take the shoppers for a ride?
Sure, James
Jump in
I'm a filtered girl, in my ‘tend farm world
Look like plastic, it's fantastic
I don’t brush my hair and my shoulder’s always bare
No imagination, my life’s a fabrication
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher
I'm a filtered girl, in my ‘tend farm world
Look like plastic, it's fantastic
I don’t brush my hair and my shoulder’s always bare
No imagination, my life’s a fabrication
I'm a brown hair root girl in a ’tend farm world
Dress up in tesco tat, wobbly headboards
GHDs, Iconic, well I love them all
If they pay, and ignore, all the filters
You can touch
You can play
If you say, "I'm always yours" (ooh, oh)
I'm a filtered girl, in my ‘tend farm world
Look like plastic, it's fantastic
I don’t brush my hair and my shoulder’s always bare
No imagination, my life’s a fabrication
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I take photos with fans but I’ll bend my knees
Come jump in, Hinching friends, let us do it again
Comment on my posts, up my numbers please
You can like
You can share
If you say, "I'm always yours"
You can like
You can share
If you say, "I'm always yours"
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ooh oh, ooh oh)
I'm a filtered girl, in my ‘tend farm world
Look like plastic, it's fantastic
I don’t brush my hair and my shoulder’s always bare
No imagination, my life’s a fabrication
I'm a filtered girl, in my ‘tend farm world
Look like plastic, it's fantastic
I don’t brush my hair and my shoulder’s always bare
No imagination, my life’s a fabrication
Come on, Barbie, let's go party (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ah ah ah yeah)
Come on, Sopha, says her gopher (ooh oh, ooh oh)
Oh, I'm making so much money
Well, Sophie, we are just getting started
Oh, Woo Hoo Ooo, James
That “orangery” looks very much like a conservatory to meActually Soph you are wrong about it not being an AD - you can still see your range of overpriced garden furniture in the post!
With all the freebies in her house, she’s probably going to have to declare AD in every post just to cover herself
That's cos it is a conservatoryThat “orangery” looks very much like a conservatory to me
And here are some definitions of words that Soph doesn’t quite grasp the meaning of yet..That “orangery” looks very much like a conservatory to me
It really is!That's cos it is a conservatory
There’s so much behind the scenes she just hasn’t shown as yet.I’m absolutely staggered that they’ve let her re-home hens. Staggered. How does she pull the wool over peoples eyes? How? I don’t get how she’s so untouchable.
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