Jet washing your bench just as the hosepipe bans are about to kick in. Misses the mark every time that one 
Mrs Hinch #567 There was a wedding, forget the bride, look at me, I was by her side!
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Or the new free mattressThe thing is, even if the mattress debacle was covered by the press, it would be done as a joke! There's nothing to cling on to because she's always always said Henry VIII has his own bedroom, so it's nothing new!
Henry Hinch treated to a brand new Emma mattress for his bedroom as Mrs Hinch says she'll let him choose
how can a dog choose a bleeping bedroomunless she knows which one he'll want because he'll piss up the bed leg
I've always wondered, does he go all night without any accidents? What if he needs a wee or has a bad tummy? Imagine that all over the carpets
Did she say JULY was the move in month, I can't remember. If she did that means it's got to be this weekend as it's August on Monday. Mind you, she's said it's imminent for so long I don't even know anymore 
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Nope. Just nope. How sad is this person to even say that. A home and house move on the Internet is more exciting than her own experience of moving? What the duck.
Hunch power washing a bench. Riveting content š„±š„±
I completely agree with the comments about Henry having a gifted mattress, but Iāve seen at least 4 āinfluencersā show off their Emma mattresses in the last few days, stating āhereās my code just for youā - I really find it annoying when companies just gift stuff so willy-nilly to people that donāt even need a new mattress. Such a waste!!
Tone deaf again... aren't we heading towards hosepipe bans after the driest July since 1919??
Yep, Hinch's bumchum Miss Greedy got one a few weeks ago too and did the same thing.
Sat here vacantly wondering why she didn't jet wash the bench on the grass, to you know...water an alive thing and not water the wall and Henry's piss pebbles. When I actually should be wondering why the duck she's jet washing a bench at all in a high water rate time, a potential hose pipe ban era coming upon the UK AND when we all know she has atleast four (minimum) of outdoor dining, seating and perching sets already that are perfectly fine... She does funny things to my brain, she really does.
Nice filter there Sofa
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Yep, when best bud for life has done it many times over. And over. And over, already
The Hinchers don't want to see a dirty bench, Sofe.Iām lost on here tonight Iāve missed so much
She has a interior designer? Are they blind? Did they āstyleā the wonky ladder and shove a twig in it? Imagine being an interior designer and being like right we need panelling here and here and here and put some panelling there and oh maybe put some outside too
And she wants to put a fake tree in the play room? Because SHE thinks it will look nice.
Am I right in thinking the dog is getting a full on bed and choice of bedroom then?
I do wonder sometimes if she a parody of her former self? As for the recorder I wish someone would actually get her some help sheās not a well woman at all in such a child like state always looking like she might rock back and forth and cry.
She has a interior designer? Are they blind? Did they āstyleā the wonky ladder and shove a twig in it? Imagine being an interior designer and being like right we need panelling here and here and here and put some panelling there and oh maybe put some outside too
And she wants to put a fake tree in the play room? Because SHE thinks it will look nice.
Am I right in thinking the dog is getting a full on bed and choice of bedroom then?
I do wonder sometimes if she a parody of her former self? As for the recorder I wish someone would actually get her some help sheās not a well woman at all in such a child like state always looking like she might rock back and forth and cry.
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Guyyyyyysh, Iāve been doing tea and barffffftime for the Owlets (You should try it sometime Sopha with your children instead of faffing around) so Iām a bit Duchess of Cambridge with the recorder horror, OMG and WTF
Anyhow, Iām wondering if our lovely @āMagicRoundaboutā and I might be responsible for Sophaās sudden passion for the recorder
I think weāve influenced her with our collaboration last Sunday morning āThe Hinch Prayerā at The Hinch Cuntry Fete
There she was Sunday morning, taking it easy after the excitement of tend best bubs wedding, too many appetisers and attempts at the Worm, so she picked up Tattle and was met with none other than Father James
The answer is NO Sopha, you canāt be part of our next service. Sorry hunnnnay but youāre just not koind enough to be a part of it
For those who might have missed itā¦.. obviously not you Sopha
Anyhow, Iām wondering if our lovely @āMagicRoundaboutā and I might be responsible for Sophaās sudden passion for the recorder
I think weāve influenced her with our collaboration last Sunday morning āThe Hinch Prayerā at The Hinch Cuntry Fete
There she was Sunday morning, taking it easy after the excitement of tend best bubs wedding, too many appetisers and attempts at the Worm, so she picked up Tattle and was met with none other than Father James The answer is NO Sopha, you canāt be part of our next service. Sorry hunnnnay but youāre just not koind enough to be a part of it
For those who might have missed itā¦.. obviously not you Sopha
Mrs Hinch #564 No time for shags, itās all about the brags. All money no style, still a liar and vile!
So is she going to the wedding of the year of her best bubs forever? Or too busy?
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I watched that designers video. Appt they designed the play room. I dont think she did anything else. I hope not. Sheās failed at her jobIām lost on here tonight Iāve missed so much
She has a interior designer? Are they blind? Did they āstyleā the wonky ladder and shove a twig in it? Imagine being an interior designer and being like right we need panelling here and here and here and put some panelling there and oh maybe put some outside too
And she wants to put a fake tree in the play room? Because SHE thinks it will look nice.
Am I right in thinking the dog is getting a full on bed and choice of bedroom then?
I do wonder sometimes if she a parody of her former self? As for the recorder I wish someone would actually get her some help sheās not a well woman at all in such a child like state always looking like she might rock back and forth and cry.
2 kids. 2 houses. Ā£2million. No jobā¦ And THIS is how she decides to spend her time?! Screw loose.
No phones = no filters
So weāll see the house move when the photos come back then.
I thought Soph just ripped off the design from a small business so Iām interested to see now
Her own range of garden furniture in Teschooooo and sheās keeping that bench
ā¦.errrrrm, yeah ok Sopha, I mean I wouldnāt try and sit too many bum bums innit on it, looks in danger of collapsing 
I may be way off, but that bench is in the same state as it was when she moved in so I suspect a pre-record. Didn't she do a power wash on it before?
Look at that mark on the back of the bench.
Look at that mark on the back of the bench.
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