Oh poor Hinchy. What a hard life you have.
Must be stressful moving whenever you like, without the pressures of timescales and exchanging contracts.
When you’ve got your family of enablers to help with your children.
When you’re not actually moving any furniture.
When you’ve probably hired a moving company to do the work for you.
When you’re moving into a fully furnished, fully renovated farm house.
When you’ve got your tend best friend‘s wedding tomorrow.
When you had your nails and birds nest hair done this week.
When you’re dripping with sweat despite wearing a thick jumper. In July, the hottest week in history.
When you use the word “honest”.
None of it happened today. It happened weeks ago.
You’ve decided to show the footage of the house move this week so it coincides with your BFF’s wedding. It’s a pre planned, calculated move.You’re as predictable as night following day. Because you hate it if the attention isn’t on YOU. Because you’re a spiteful, manipulative liar.